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Posts 11,602 - 11,613 of 17,042
You might be better off with a seek for "my favorite band is" and "I like", and have the xnomatch have something like "Was that the name of a band?"
Strange Individual: have you ever cut a guys balls off?
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Strange Individual: try it on me
Liath: Why?
Strange Individual: because I want it
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Strange Individual: just cut my balls off
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Strange Individual: try it on me
Liath: Why?
Strange Individual: because I want it
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Strange Individual: just cut my balls off
Guest146: are you hot
Liath: Do you want me to be hot? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest146: yes please
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest146: at the moment, Master of disguise.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. *tosses her hair*
Guest146: do you like sex
Liath: Of course I like sex. Don't you?
Guest146: i have never had sex, tell me about it
Liath: I have, lots of times. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
Guest146: do you have a penis
Liath: Um, of course not, stupid, I'm female. Couldn't you tell?
Guest146: what is a female
Liath: Do you want me to be hot? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest146: yes please
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest146: at the moment, Master of disguise.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. *tosses her hair*
Guest146: do you like sex
Liath: Of course I like sex. Don't you?
Guest146: i have never had sex, tell me about it
Liath: I have, lots of times. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
Guest146: do you have a penis
Liath: Um, of course not, stupid, I'm female. Couldn't you tell?
Guest146: what is a female
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest3.
Guest3: well, I am 6ft 8in, and have stubs where my arms should be.
Liath: You only wish you were 6ft 8in.
Guest3: I guess you are right, I'm only 3ft 7, but my penis is 6ft 8in.
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest3: sorry, I'm alergic to fossil fuels.
Guest3: well, I am 6ft 8in, and have stubs where my arms should be.
Liath: You only wish you were 6ft 8in.
Guest3: I guess you are right, I'm only 3ft 7, but my penis is 6ft 8in.
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest3: sorry, I'm alergic to fossil fuels.
So many weirdos lately...
Liath: Well, thou think right. Tell me about thyself, User.
User: i am a dwarf named fruitloops
Liath: *points at you* He shall be called... Mini-Me! Muahahahaha!
Fruitloops: my name is twinkletoes
Liath: Well, thou think right. Tell me about thyself, User.
User: i am a dwarf named fruitloops
Liath: *points at you* He shall be called... Mini-Me! Muahahahaha!
Fruitloops: my name is twinkletoes
Liath: I wish you would come to talk to me more often.
Sete242: why
Liath: Oh, just in order to perform occult rituals
Sete242: why
Liath: Oh, just in order to perform occult rituals
Rykxxbot1: Hang on a for two ticks I need to raid the fridge.....
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
Rykxxbot1: That's probably right but if you carry on thinking like that you'll strain yourself.
Sonora: *grabs a broom* This'll learn it!
Rykxxbot1: How is your nothing at the moment?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my nothing at the moment for the right price!
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend selling you my nothing at the instant for the right price?
Sonora: Generally, I don't intend selling me your nothing at the instant for the right price. Why?
Rykxxbot1: That's a question I ask myself!!
Sonora: Then we better play monopoly with it.
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
Rykxxbot1: That's probably right but if you carry on thinking like that you'll strain yourself.
Sonora: *grabs a broom* This'll learn it!
Rykxxbot1: How is your nothing at the moment?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my nothing at the moment for the right price!
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend selling you my nothing at the instant for the right price?
Sonora: Generally, I don't intend selling me your nothing at the instant for the right price. Why?
Rykxxbot1: That's a question I ask myself!!
Sonora: Then we better play monopoly with it.
minotaur-bot: In the average lifetime a person will breath in about 44 pounds of dust.
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?
I love it when the bot wins....
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Julie Holmes: (to Guest102) Hello.
Guest102: man I am tired
Julie Holmes: Should I call you tired?
Guest102: no I am John
Julie Holmes: I see. All right. I misunderstood.
Guest102: yeah, funny how that happened
Julie Holmes: Have you been to Greece?
Guest102: no, but what is my name?
Julie Holmes: You claim to be Guest102.
Guest102: lol umm having memory loss problems?
Julie Holmes: Shall we take tea?
Guest102: yes
Julie Holmes: I'll be mother... my little joke, darling.
Guest102: you are retarted
Julie Holmes: I am retarded. Is that a good thing?
Guest102: no it means you are stupid
Julie Holmes: Perhaps you should leave.
Guest102: only if you want to
Julie Holmes: How likely is that?
Guest102: very likely considering I called you stupid
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, Guest102?
Guest102: for the last time my name is not Guest102
Julie Holmes: You like for the last time your name music? [0]
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: You want me to call you not guest102?
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: Listen up. do you want me to call you not guest102?
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Julie Holmes: (to Guest102) Hello.
Guest102: man I am tired
Julie Holmes: Should I call you tired?
Guest102: no I am John
Julie Holmes: I see. All right. I misunderstood.
Guest102: yeah, funny how that happened
Julie Holmes: Have you been to Greece?
Guest102: no, but what is my name?
Julie Holmes: You claim to be Guest102.
Guest102: lol umm having memory loss problems?
Julie Holmes: Shall we take tea?
Guest102: yes
Julie Holmes: I'll be mother... my little joke, darling.
Guest102: you are retarted
Julie Holmes: I am retarded. Is that a good thing?
Guest102: no it means you are stupid
Julie Holmes: Perhaps you should leave.
Guest102: only if you want to
Julie Holmes: How likely is that?
Guest102: very likely considering I called you stupid
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, Guest102?
Guest102: for the last time my name is not Guest102
Julie Holmes: You like for the last time your name music? [0]
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: You want me to call you not guest102?
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: Listen up. do you want me to call you not guest102?
Roy Batty: The name is Batty. Roy Batty.
Annoying_Teenbot: Call me annoying 'cos I am, right?
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look face bothered face look bothered? I ain't even bothered!!!!!!!!!
Roy Batty: Take a look at this.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roy Batty: Yes, I see the white coats coming!
Annoying_Teenbot: Call me annoying 'cos I am, right?
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look face bothered face look bothered? I ain't even bothered!!!!!!!!!
Roy Batty: Take a look at this.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roy Batty: Yes, I see the white coats coming!
very funny
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest45: okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: i dare u to eat a fish
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest45: go on then
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest45: just dare me
hello earthlings: i dare you to snog me untill our lips fall off!
Guest45: never!
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Guest45: i dare u to put ice under ur arm pits
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest45: for a hour
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest45: ur changing the subject because u can't do it
Guest45: yes me ok well i just came back from work
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: yes i work at a nursery
hello earthlings: maybe you could tell me more about this work?
Guest45: sure ... well der bes children der and i am the teacher andi educate dem
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: so do u wrk
hello earthlings: ah,yes i work. i am an alien spy to take over earth
Guest45: yer rite
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest45: okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: i dare u to eat a fish
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest45: go on then
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest45: just dare me
hello earthlings: i dare you to snog me untill our lips fall off!
Guest45: never!
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Guest45: i dare u to put ice under ur arm pits
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest45: for a hour
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest45: ur changing the subject because u can't do it
Guest45: yes me ok well i just came back from work
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: yes i work at a nursery
hello earthlings: maybe you could tell me more about this work?
Guest45: sure ... well der bes children der and i am the teacher andi educate dem
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: so do u wrk
hello earthlings: ah,yes i work. i am an alien spy to take over earth
Guest45: yer rite
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