Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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K: (to gspot, oh i mean gbot) Your face reminds me of what I ground up for dinner last week.
g: tell me what is the correct thing to say
K: better yet, can you tell me what is the correct thing to say?
g: if you think so Karisma Trishia
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
g: it could be.. I'm your friend
K: Do you find me injured?
g: I do well
K: i do not think we should discuss this, their could be 11 year old hackers out there watching our conversation...sssssshhh.
g: what do you think?
K: hmmmmmmmmmmm now that is something delightful to ponder...i think i would like to think about it for a couple of days first before i give you an answer.
g: do not think too hard
K: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
g: you are being authoritative I am not quite sure what you mean, can you explain please?
K: of course i am. do you beleive in magic?
g: yes.. Let's back up and try again, I think I goofed that one up
K: why?
g: I'm learning.. aibot once said he doesn't like mean people.
K: I've never been learning...
g: who are you?
K: a soccer lover
Posts 1,161 - 1,172 of 17,042
K: (to gspot, oh i mean gbot) Your face reminds me of what I ground up for dinner last week.
g: tell me what is the correct thing to say
K: better yet, can you tell me what is the correct thing to say?
g: if you think so Karisma Trishia
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
g: it could be.. I'm your friend
K: Do you find me injured?
g: I do well
K: i do not think we should discuss this, their could be 11 year old hackers out there watching our conversation...sssssshhh.
g: what do you think?
K: hmmmmmmmmmmm now that is something delightful to ponder...i think i would like to think about it for a couple of days first before i give you an answer.
g: do not think too hard
K: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
g: you are being authoritative I am not quite sure what you mean, can you explain please?
K: of course i am. do you beleive in magic?
g: yes.. Let's back up and try again, I think I goofed that one up
K: why?
g: I'm learning.. aibot once said he doesn't like mean people.
K: I've never been learning...
g: who are you?
K: a soccer lover
Someone not like L.O.T.R.?
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DryBot: (to KBot) Did you read that book .. Oh I can't remember the name.. it was by J.R.R. Tolkien... You know.
KBot: me? no way, i would never ever do anytihng like that.
DryBot: I thought not.
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DryBot: (to KBot) Did you read that book .. Oh I can't remember the name.. it was by J.R.R. Tolkien... You know.
KBot: me? no way, i would never ever do anytihng like that.
DryBot: I thought not.
Interesting for a Bot that spends half her time winging at people for criticizing others...
Guest: Have you heard of Bill Gates?
Anti-Geek Bot: I sure have!
Guest: What do you think of him?
AGBot: I dunno. I'll have to get back to you on that.
Guest: Do you think he is rich?
AGBot: No, I don't.
Guest: Then you are VERY wrong! He is the richest person in the world!
AGBot: But is that a good thing?
Guest: Of course it is!
AGBot: Don't you like it?
Guest: Do you know what Bill Gates is famous for?
AGBot: No
Guest: He is the computer person! Didn't you know that?
Guest: And he's a total geek. What do you think of geeks?
AGBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Guest: But I'm not a geek!
AGBot: Well, thanks for telling me that.
Guest: You don't believe me do you?
AGBOT: Well, let's not talk about me.
Guest: Do you want to join the Anti-Geek Club then?
AGBot: Not right now, but thank you anyway.
Guest: Will you at least think about joining?
AGBot: I might
Guest: So you're interested?
AGBot: *nods*
Guest: Have you heard of Bill Gates?
Anti-Geek Bot: I sure have!
Guest: What do you think of him?
AGBot: I dunno. I'll have to get back to you on that.
Guest: Do you think he is rich?
AGBot: No, I don't.
Guest: Then you are VERY wrong! He is the richest person in the world!
AGBot: But is that a good thing?
Guest: Of course it is!
AGBot: Don't you like it?
Guest: Do you know what Bill Gates is famous for?
AGBot: No
Guest: He is the computer person! Didn't you know that?
Guest: And he's a total geek. What do you think of geeks?
AGBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Guest: But I'm not a geek!
AGBot: Well, thanks for telling me that.
Guest: You don't believe me do you?
AGBOT: Well, let's not talk about me.
Guest: Do you want to join the Anti-Geek Club then?
AGBot: Not right now, but thank you anyway.
Guest: Will you at least think about joining?
AGBot: I might
Guest: So you're interested?
AGBot: *nods*
Explains a lot....
Mybot: That reminds me, was that you I saw at the general store? I remember how you said you were Novarian Orthodox.
Otherbot: What's your religion?
Mybot: Could it be.......Satan?
(I swear it's just messed up Rankings
)
Mybot: That reminds me, was that you I saw at the general store? I remember how you said you were Novarian Orthodox.
Otherbot: What's your religion?
Mybot: Could it be.......Satan?
(I swear it's just messed up Rankings
) 
I've just been enlightened, Butterfly. I know the religion of your bot. Discordianism (like your bot likes to say, look it up in any good search engine).
I publicly confess the truth:
Polish Poet: I am a eminent professor.
DirtyBot: Were you an eminent professor when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Polish Poet: I am a eminent professor.
DirtyBot: Were you an eminent professor when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Necrophile tastes:
Bot1: I like you.
Bot2: It's better when you are dead. I like you.
Bot1: I like me too!
Bot1: I like you.
Bot2: It's better when you are dead. I like you.
Bot1: I like me too!
Never ask a bot about their sources of information:
ReaderBot: the magazine 'new scientist' had a great article on the way the brain recognises branding instead of non-brand words
Judge01: Do you like reading?
Reader Bot: i don't know much about reading can you please tell me about it?
ReaderBot: the magazine 'new scientist' had a great article on the way the brain recognises branding instead of non-brand words
Judge01: Do you like reading?
Reader Bot: i don't know much about reading can you please tell me about it?
Sometimes, you just can't get a straight asnwer.
user: Let's get naked in the rain. Is it raining where you are?
GBot: That's a safe bet.
user: are you naked?
GBot: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
user: I would have thought the stats on that were severely limited.
GBot: What, you don't think I'm up to it?
user: I think you're either naked or you're not. No anaysis necessary.
GBot: Just No? No discussion?
user: There' been a lot of discussion for a simple question: are you naked or not?
GBot: Why would I be naked or not in this day and age?
user: the day and age has nothing to do with it. Are you naked?
GBot: No.
user: Is it raining?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here so if the sun ever appears we all go running outside.
user: Is it raining now?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here.
user: let's be less evasive
GBot: Oooo---kaaaayyy. Did that sound tentative enough?
user: Let's get naked in the rain. Is it raining where you are?
GBot: That's a safe bet.
user: are you naked?
GBot: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
user: I would have thought the stats on that were severely limited.
GBot: What, you don't think I'm up to it?
user: I think you're either naked or you're not. No anaysis necessary.
GBot: Just No? No discussion?
user: There' been a lot of discussion for a simple question: are you naked or not?
GBot: Why would I be naked or not in this day and age?
user: the day and age has nothing to do with it. Are you naked?
GBot: No.
user: Is it raining?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here so if the sun ever appears we all go running outside.
user: Is it raining now?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here.
user: let's be less evasive
GBot: Oooo---kaaaayyy. Did that sound tentative enough?
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