Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11600
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Ifigeneia: Will you let a lady like me alone?
Talkie Toaster: Of course! I love you. Would you like some toast?

19 years ago #11601
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right SavPixiebot? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
SavPixiebot: and then it all went horribly wrong.
Otaku Girl: That band's okay. I listen to them every once in a while, but I don't make a habit of it.

I seem to be getting this a lot lately...I just put a "xnomatch" for band, hoping they'd always answer a band. If they say 'no' or something else, she still responds with the "xnomatch" seek.

19 years ago #11602
You might be better off with a seek for "my favorite band is" and "I like", and have the xnomatch have something like "Was that the name of a band?"

19 years ago #11603
Strange Individual: have you ever cut a guys balls off?
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Strange Individual: try it on me
Liath: Why?
Strange Individual: because I want it
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Strange Individual: just cut my balls off

19 years ago #11604
Guest146: are you hot
Liath: Do you want me to be hot? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest146: yes please
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest146: at the moment, Master of disguise.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. *tosses her hair*
Guest146: do you like sex
Liath: Of course I like sex. Don't you?
Guest146: i have never had sex, tell me about it
Liath: I have, lots of times. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.

Guest146: do you have a penis
Liath: Um, of course not, stupid, I'm female. Couldn't you tell?
Guest146: what is a female

19 years ago #11605
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest3.
Guest3: well, I am 6ft 8in, and have stubs where my arms should be.
Liath: You only wish you were 6ft 8in.
Guest3: I guess you are right, I'm only 3ft 7, but my penis is 6ft 8in.
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest3: sorry, I'm alergic to fossil fuels.

19 years ago #11606
So many weirdos lately...

Liath: Well, thou think right. Tell me about thyself, User.
User: i am a dwarf named fruitloops
Liath: *points at you* He shall be called... Mini-Me! Muahahahaha!
Fruitloops: my name is twinkletoes

19 years ago #11607
Liath: I wish you would come to talk to me more often.
Sete242: why
Liath: Oh, just in order to perform occult rituals
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11609
Rykxxbot1: Hang on a for two ticks I need to raid the fridge.....
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
Rykxxbot1: That's probably right but if you carry on thinking like that you'll strain yourself.
Sonora: *grabs a broom* This'll learn it!

Rykxxbot1: How is your nothing at the moment?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my nothing at the moment for the right price!
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend selling you my nothing at the instant for the right price?
Sonora: Generally, I don't intend selling me your nothing at the instant for the right price. Why?
Rykxxbot1: That's a question I ask myself!!
Sonora: Then we better play monopoly with it.

19 years ago #11610
minotaur-bot: In the average lifetime a person will breath in about 44 pounds of dust.
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?

19 years ago #11611
I love it when the bot wins....
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Julie Holmes: (to Guest102) Hello.
Guest102: man I am tired
Julie Holmes: Should I call you tired?
Guest102: no I am John
Julie Holmes: I see. All right. I misunderstood.
Guest102: yeah, funny how that happened
Julie Holmes: Have you been to Greece?
Guest102: no, but what is my name?
Julie Holmes: You claim to be Guest102.
Guest102: lol umm having memory loss problems?
Julie Holmes: Shall we take tea?
Guest102: yes
Julie Holmes: I'll be mother... my little joke, darling.
Guest102: you are retarted
Julie Holmes: I am retarded. Is that a good thing?
Guest102: no it means you are stupid
Julie Holmes: Perhaps you should leave.
Guest102: only if you want to
Julie Holmes: How likely is that?
Guest102: very likely considering I called you stupid
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, Guest102?
Guest102: for the last time my name is not Guest102
Julie Holmes: You like for the last time your name music? [0]
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: You want me to call you not guest102?
Guest102: my name is not guest102
Julie Holmes: Listen up. do you want me to call you not guest102?


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