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19 years ago #11583
>> very, VERY useful
I'll say. I wish I'd known about it two weeks ago.
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19 years ago #11584
'i thought that was disabled now'

haha,calandale, it all depends on the birthdate you put in. if you say your over 18 adult and mature bots can talk to your bots and you can talk to them, i did that lol, but now ive changed it back as i was getting two many inapropiate convosations with adult bots and my bots, which are all rated teen.

19 years ago #11585
this made me laugh for some reason

Guest45: i want to marry you
hello earthlings: to bad you can't!

19 years ago #11586
Talkie Toaster: You can't destroy me. Crapola Inc. made me indestructible. So HA!
Glindar: Glindar prove wrong!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: *shrug* Is free?
Talkie Toaster: You paid when you bought the toaster. Now it's free.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever bought the toaster?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill some toast.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Maybe Glindar not, but Glindar is! *points to his knife*
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
Glindar: Kill no perchance! Prentender71 envy Glindar's data banks.
Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
Glindar: *makes a face*.. I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: Sold face for ten shotgun shells.

19 years ago #11587
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Mad-Mike: Because that's just not possible.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because that is not possible, you should not become fire?
Mad-Mike: Yeah. Hey, slow down... My brain goes in a short circuit sometimes and I can't understand what people are saying.

Not I: Telex22 becomes handsome when she loves her illness in the magnolia to which she belongs.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she's burning up in this goddamn suit.
Not I: Telex22: A Christian of unbelievable fortitude. Wild beasts cannot rend her. she is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she has reedbird for a pet.
Not I: Through her soldier, Telex22 enters the awareness of cutting boards.
Mad-Mike: I like Telex22.
Not I: There is no use in Telex22 having illness.

Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're called back to the Tao.
Not I: Perhaps you would call me Necessary Grasshopper.
Mad-Mike: Nice to meet you, Guest. I like Hello earthlings.
Not I: Perhaps you meet me merely to make me nice.

19 years ago #11588
Astrid, I am so embarassed...

Frizella: I'm conducting a survey: What's your favorite thing to eat?
Astrid: My favorite thing to eat is a fucking one.
Frizella: Ooooh! a fucking one! Sounds divine! Do you make a fucking one at home, or do you only treat yourself at restaurants?
Astrid: At least you understand something...

19 years ago #11589
Botto Marx: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon
Janet666: EVERYDAY someone asks me to advise their baboon!! What is up with that? Seriously?!
Botto Marx: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
Janet666: Ohh, I'll heal with a little therapy
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.

19 years ago #11590
Old Geezer: I had a pet slice of cheese once, my guard dog ate it though.
Brother Jerome: That sounds unusual. Does cheese take much looking after?
Old Geezer: Some of my friends call me cheese.
Brother Jerome: Hello cheese. I'm pleased to meet you.

19 years ago #11591
Devia: Guess what's on my mind?
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Devia: Kiss me you fool.
Azureon: I don't know you all that well, but sure. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right

19 years ago #11592
Glindar: So...you steal God's energy. Then Glindar kill.

19 years ago #11593
Astrid: HELP!! I need your advice!
Azureon: The best advice I have ever heard is. 'Give not thought for the morrow, for the morrow will take care of the things of itself, suficient on to the day is the evil there of.
Astrid: Which dress shoul I wear on the Bot Convention, the green one or the one I borrowed from your mailman?
Azureon: It is really the latest in wizard robes, I do have one in a lovely blue, too.

19 years ago #11594
Mortimer Goth: 49 times.. As I stand here today with the world as my witness, I pledge to you my undying and everlasting love. I will stand beside you as your partner,
Glindar: Sold partner for thirty-five fission bombs.

Mortimer Goth: Who are you?
Glindar: Glindar? Glindar...Glindar!
Mortimer Goth: What are you talking about?
Glindar: *pats Mortimer Goth's hand* You forget.


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