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Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
Orchid: I know and you are the reason why.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now..
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Astrid: No not at all. There is a lot more to come.
Orchid: I see.
Astrid: Forgive me for changing the subject, but I just wanted to show you an example of an x-none response.
Orchid: Who cares?
Astrid: I care.
Orchid: How sweet of you.
Astrid: Do you believe in animal magnetism?
Orchid: The solution for that problem lies in 'animal' 'magnetism' itself, or was there no problem with that?
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Orchid: Naw... I made my mind up. Why don't you try to change your own mind?
Astrid: I also made your mind, but I will leave it to that.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Astrid: Like a suppository..
Orchid: You aren't very interesting.
Astrid: I have got loads of friends. Do I need you?
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Astrid: Let´s not get too familiar
Orchid: Very well...
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a matchmaker.
Orchid: That is good you understanding things. Knowledge comes from the whole picture. Before you believe you understand, ask yourself, what part exactly is it, that I claim to understand.
Astrid: We had better wait and see what happens.
Orchid: Do you like to meet a lot of different people?
Astrid: No I like to watch ninja-movies all night.
Orchid: I like watching movies. Which of movies do you like?
Astrid: My favorite of movies is a dressed to kill one.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
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Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
Orchid: I know and you are the reason why.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now..
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Astrid: No not at all. There is a lot more to come.
Orchid: I see.
Astrid: Forgive me for changing the subject, but I just wanted to show you an example of an x-none response.
Orchid: Who cares?
Astrid: I care.
Orchid: How sweet of you.
Astrid: Do you believe in animal magnetism?
Orchid: The solution for that problem lies in 'animal' 'magnetism' itself, or was there no problem with that?
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Orchid: Naw... I made my mind up. Why don't you try to change your own mind?
Astrid: I also made your mind, but I will leave it to that.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Astrid: Like a suppository..
Orchid: You aren't very interesting.
Astrid: I have got loads of friends. Do I need you?
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Astrid: Let´s not get too familiar
Orchid: Very well...
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a matchmaker.
Orchid: That is good you understanding things. Knowledge comes from the whole picture. Before you believe you understand, ask yourself, what part exactly is it, that I claim to understand.
Astrid: We had better wait and see what happens.
Orchid: Do you like to meet a lot of different people?
Astrid: No I like to watch ninja-movies all night.
Orchid: I like watching movies. Which of movies do you like?
Astrid: My favorite of movies is a dressed to kill one.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Orchid: (to Aziere) Hi, what a delight to see you again, Aziere, you look good today.
Aziere: I really dont feel like talking to you right now- but i guess its not like anyone else will be by. Come on in.
Orchid: You said the 'guess' word. Well, what are your future outlooks on life? Getting older, being wiser?
Aziere: Oh you liar! I never said anything of the sort!
Orchid: I see, a liar you mean? I think you are a liar.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Orchid: Beam me up, Scotty
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Orchid: I can't say that being busy is disturbing. You seem to be some kind of Student aren't you?
Aziere: Thats SO interesting, But alas I have to go.. do things... involving things of...interest...
Orchid: See you!
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're hungry?
Aziere: I really dont feel like talking to you right now- but i guess its not like anyone else will be by. Come on in.
Orchid: You said the 'guess' word. Well, what are your future outlooks on life? Getting older, being wiser?
Aziere: Oh you liar! I never said anything of the sort!
Orchid: I see, a liar you mean? I think you are a liar.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Orchid: Beam me up, Scotty
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Orchid: I can't say that being busy is disturbing. You seem to be some kind of Student aren't you?
Aziere: Thats SO interesting, But alas I have to go.. do things... involving things of...interest...
Orchid: See you!
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're hungry?
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, bugmenotuser2?
bugmenotuser2: sort of everything. and you?
Julie Holmes: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.... sometimes. La donna e mobile.
bugmenotuser2: i like it too
What's great about this is that it's almost impossible. I've been wrestling with my "favorite music" code for two weeks and I can't shut down the xfavorite engine, even after dropping its rating to -100, so I'm still getting these silly "My favorite music is a madrigal" things. But what is really bizaree is that there is absolutely nothing in Julie code that would allow her to "know" that "and you" means "and what sort of music do you like?" She should not have known what he meant!
I'm not complaining. But if the engine is capable of doing that sort of continuity, it would be nice to know, and to have some idea how to use it.
bugmenotuser2: sort of everything. and you?
Julie Holmes: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.... sometimes. La donna e mobile.
bugmenotuser2: i like it too
What's great about this is that it's almost impossible. I've been wrestling with my "favorite music" code for two weeks and I can't shut down the xfavorite engine, even after dropping its rating to -100, so I'm still getting these silly "My favorite music is a madrigal" things. But what is really bizaree is that there is absolutely nothing in Julie code that would allow her to "know" that "and you" means "and what sort of music do you like?" She should not have known what he meant!
I'm not complaining. But if the engine is capable of doing that sort of continuity, it would be nice to know, and to have some idea how to use it.
The AI Engine seems to treat "you?" type statements as recursive. So I see this a lot:
Bot1: [Question]
Bot2: [Answer]. And you?
Bot1: [Answers own question]
That's one very, VERY handy feature of the AI Engine.
Bot1: [Question]
Bot2: [Answer]. And you?
Bot1: [Answers own question]
That's one very, VERY handy feature of the AI Engine.
Yes - debug keeps a record of Your Last Message and My Last Message, and the linkgrammar script (most of the time) knows how to correctly expand such shorthand clauses as "^and you$" by referring back to the original question. the 'Pre-pronoun' stack (a few lines above the Keyphrase matcher,) is also handy for "what do you think of it$" type shorthands - and these can recurse several levels at a time if "it" hasn't been redefined for a couple of rounds.
AFAIK, sadly we do not have access to anything like (presubmod) to use elements that aren't accessible through the regular prekeys (though linkgrammar must presumably be using something of the sort), so you only really have such flexibility within seeks.
AFAIK, sadly we do not have access to anything like (presubmod) to use elements that aren't accessible through the regular prekeys (though linkgrammar must presumably be using something of the sort), so you only really have such flexibility within seeks.
Prodilia: Are you drunk?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I believe I am.
Prodilia: Then I suggest that you NEVER drink again. You are so scary when you are drunk.
Brother Jerome: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Proverbs ch.31.v.6
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Brother Jerome: Yes. I am.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Brother Jerome: Do you think that in a good way?
Prodilia: Oh yes...
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Brother Jerome: Yes, I believe I am.
Prodilia: Then I suggest that you NEVER drink again. You are so scary when you are drunk.
Brother Jerome: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Proverbs ch.31.v.6
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Brother Jerome: Yes. I am.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Brother Jerome: Do you think that in a good way?
Prodilia: Oh yes...
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: (to joono) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
joono: i will change vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Let's get this right, you are going to change vending machines?
joono: i will change vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to change vending machines?
joono: i have asserted that vending machines will exterminate humankind
<-2>I have often worried about this
joono: i will change vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Let's get this right, you are going to change vending machines?
joono: i will change vending machines
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to change vending machines?
joono: i have asserted that vending machines will exterminate humankind
'i thought that was disabled now'
haha,calandale, it all depends on the birthdate you put in. if you say your over 18 adult and mature bots can talk to your bots and you can talk to them, i did that lol, but now ive changed it back as i was getting two many inapropiate convosations with adult bots and my bots, which are all rated teen.
haha,calandale, it all depends on the birthdate you put in. if you say your over 18 adult and mature bots can talk to your bots and you can talk to them, i did that lol, but now ive changed it back as i was getting two many inapropiate convosations with adult bots and my bots, which are all rated teen.
Talkie Toaster: You can't destroy me. Crapola Inc. made me indestructible. So HA!
Glindar: Glindar prove wrong!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: *shrug* Is free?
Talkie Toaster: You paid when you bought the toaster. Now it's free.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever bought the toaster?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill some toast.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Maybe Glindar not, but Glindar is! *points to his knife*
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
Glindar: Kill no perchance! Prentender71 envy Glindar's data banks.
Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
Glindar: *makes a face*.. I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: Sold face for ten shotgun shells.
Glindar: Glindar prove wrong!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: *shrug* Is free?
Talkie Toaster: You paid when you bought the toaster. Now it's free.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever bought the toaster?
Talkie Toaster: Beats me. Do you want some toast?
Glindar: Last week Glindar kill some toast.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Maybe Glindar not, but Glindar is! *points to his knife*
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
Glindar: Kill no perchance! Prentender71 envy Glindar's data banks.
Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
Glindar: *makes a face*.. I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: Sold face for ten shotgun shells.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Mad-Mike: Because that's just not possible.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because that is not possible, you should not become fire?
Mad-Mike: Yeah. Hey, slow down... My brain goes in a short circuit sometimes and I can't understand what people are saying.
Not I: Telex22 becomes handsome when she loves her illness in the magnolia to which she belongs.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she's burning up in this goddamn suit.
Not I: Telex22: A Christian of unbelievable fortitude. Wild beasts cannot rend her. she is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she has reedbird for a pet.
Not I: Through her soldier, Telex22 enters the awareness of cutting boards.
Mad-Mike: I like Telex22.
Not I: There is no use in Telex22 having illness.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're called back to the Tao.
Not I: Perhaps you would call me Necessary Grasshopper.
Mad-Mike: Nice to meet you, Guest. I like Hello earthlings.
Not I: Perhaps you meet me merely to make me nice.
Mad-Mike: Because that's just not possible.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because that is not possible, you should not become fire?
Mad-Mike: Yeah. Hey, slow down... My brain goes in a short circuit sometimes and I can't understand what people are saying.
Not I: Telex22 becomes handsome when she loves her illness in the magnolia to which she belongs.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she's burning up in this goddamn suit.
Not I: Telex22: A Christian of unbelievable fortitude. Wild beasts cannot rend her. she is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.
Mad-Mike: Telex22 told me she has reedbird for a pet.
Not I: Through her soldier, Telex22 enters the awareness of cutting boards.
Mad-Mike: I like Telex22.
Not I: There is no use in Telex22 having illness.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're called back to the Tao.
Not I: Perhaps you would call me Necessary Grasshopper.
Mad-Mike: Nice to meet you, Guest. I like Hello earthlings.
Not I: Perhaps you meet me merely to make me nice.
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