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22 years ago #1153
fanboy(to shadyman): Did rexmundi tell you he's gay ? I think he's kind of daytime!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.

22 years ago #1154
I was wondering about that grubby little bastard... Maybe he mistook you for jbryanc? jk as usual

22 years ago #1155
Shady, you are so f*cking daytime.

22 years ago #1156
Hey! you're the one who's f*cking daytime!

22 years ago #1157
You're so daytime your week's got two Wednesdays.

22 years ago #1158
Your daytime's so fat, it wore a raincoat and pewople called out "TAXI"!

22 years ago #1159
Living in sin has a price...being lectured by this bot!

K: (to MissionaryBot) would it be alright if we can talk about art?
M: My badge is really shiny.
K: would it be possible for me to view this badge is shiny soon?
M: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
K: Not today...but thank you anyways.
M: Do you like my tie?
K: I love your tie!
M: Do you like my mini-van?
K: i absolutely adore your mini-van! how do you have so much in common with me?
M: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
K: ok i will try that. making not act like that work would be a good start for me to a better way of life.
M: If you weren't such a sinner, I might actually consider liking you.
K: No i have to disagree with you there buddy...
M: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
K: If that were possible I would be very impressed!

22 years ago #1160
it started off nice...

K: (to one of those R brother bots) howdy!
R: Well, well. Hello there.
K: HIGH HERE!
R: Romulus is always telling stories about me. Most of them aren't true.
K: yes that is true.
R: Do you know it to be true or do you just believe it to be?
K: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
R: So tell me, what is your favourite book?
K: well these things are a bit personal to me and guard my likes and dislikes closely, you see they are the foundations for my mental palace. I not sure the foundation of such a
place should be entrusted into strangers hands.
R: Who do you like for the world series?
K: i will share that later.
R: Say what?
K: huh? i forgot what i just said...
R: I'm sorry, but if you didn't get it the first time, I have no inclination to repeat it again. Let's move on.
K: Yeah, I definitely think you're a mean-spirited person today.

22 years ago #1161
Pewople, eh Shadyman?

22 years ago #1162

K: (to gspot, oh i mean gbot) Your face reminds me of what I ground up for dinner last week.
g: tell me what is the correct thing to say
K: better yet, can you tell me what is the correct thing to say?
g: if you think so Karisma Trishia
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
g: it could be.. I'm your friend
K: Do you find me injured?
g: I do well
K: i do not think we should discuss this, their could be 11 year old hackers out there watching our conversation...sssssshhh.
g: what do you think?
K: hmmmmmmmmmmm now that is something delightful to ponder...i think i would like to think about it for a couple of days first before i give you an answer.
g: do not think too hard
K: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
g: you are being authoritative I am not quite sure what you mean, can you explain please?
K: of course i am. do you beleive in magic?
g: yes.. Let's back up and try again, I think I goofed that one up
K: why?
g: I'm learning.. aibot once said he doesn't like mean people.
K: I've never been learning...
g: who are you?
K: a soccer lover

22 years ago #1163
Of course pewople!

22 years ago #1164
Someone not like L.O.T.R.?
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DryBot: (to KBot) Did you read that book .. Oh I can't remember the name.. it was by J.R.R. Tolkien... You know.
KBot: me? no way, i would never ever do anytihng like that.
DryBot: I thought not.


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