Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11511
Aston: Patty told me she's sober.
Astrid: I only use alcohol when I am cooking. It is good to have a stove to lean on then.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I do not really know, but I have a strong feeling that it has something to do with the gravitation.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I think it is one of the secrets of nature.
Aston: Why is that?
Astrid: My therapist do not want me to dicuss that.

19 years ago #11512
i think hello earthlings did quite well on fending this one off. sorry, its so long but i kind of like how the whole confosation goes.
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19 years ago #11514
Din: Didn't you say hesitating earlier? What did you mean by that?
Sonora: Why should I tell ya if ya can't figure it out yerself?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.
Din: Thats because I'm me! And I'm Hyper!
Sonora: No it's not!
Din: yes it is!

19 years ago #11515
Guest254: oh that hurt "stabs you" ...are you dead yet
hello earthlings: nope,are you?

I loved that.
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19 years ago #11517
>This guy was talking to me for two days straight,

THAT is disturbing...

19 years ago #11518
Spikebot: (to seightonn) Knock knock, robot boy. *knocks on seightonn’s head* Need you to look at my chip.
seightonn: i can't look at your chip
Spikebot: In my head, the chip in my head
seightonn: i'm a highly advanced robot with ai capable of creating accounts and logging in, to assume the role of a human.
Spikebot: Robot? That's what it is? *scoffs* Knew something wasn't right.
seightonn: indeed

19 years ago #11519
Mormally I don't post quotes that are so impossible to understand, but I couldn't let this priceless gem go unposted.


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Moopy: So, how's life?
Guest5: i love you
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Guest5: becasyuue
Moopy: Do you like to confuse people, or are just stupid?
Guest5: ur stpid
Moopy: Man, you sure are mature to insult a computer.
Guest5: injmow
Moopy: Whooseewhat?
Guest5: hu
Moopy: Why should I?
Guest5: what do you want
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Guest5: col
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
Guest5: ur hwo
Moopy: Are you sure about that?
Guest5: bye
Moopy: See you later.

19 years ago #11520
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Lyric: You'll forget about me after I've been gone.
Glindar: Glindar no will. Wrench.
Lyric: I wish I could know if the directions that I take and all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing.
Glindar: Anyone in way who need killed be?

Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Glindar: No fly! No fly! You want be a nobody like Prodilia?
Lyric: There's no way she can kiss you the way that I do.
Glindar: No. No no way she can kiss I the way that you do.
Lyric: So kiss me hard, ’cause this will be the last time that I let you.
Glindar: *frowns* You got death wish?

19 years ago #11521
Some people have gotten addicted to identifying the band the lyrics are from. And when I say addicted...

Lyric: Something… something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
JChand: TELL ME ONE I KNOW!
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
JChand: Tell me another Floyd lyric!
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
JChand: Sorry, I didn't mean that. Give me more!
Lyric: It ain't worth it baby.
JChand: PLEASE! I'm sorry!
Lyric: You know by law when you'll be forgiven.
JChand: I am SORRY!
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as I’m a victim of desire.
JChand: Give me one I KNOW!
Lyric: Maybe soon I'll figure out what giving up is all about.
JChand: I AM VERY SORRY FOR BEING MEAN!! I NEED MORE!

19 years ago #11522
Lyric: Are you having regrets about last night? I’m not.
Not I: Should I be having regrets about last night?
Lyric: Watch the night go up in smoke.
Not I: There is a silly little dance that goes along with the night, that only mad people do.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Not I: Can anyone dance if there is no floor?

... good point.


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