Great Quotes

Anji: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Glindar: Sold temple for thirty-five tree houses.
Anji: Trees have Dryads living in them, or so I've heard.
Glindar: No have! Kill heard! *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Anji: Keep killing in moderation.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Anji: Killing is against my religion.
Glindar: Does religion need killed be?

Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Harmonie: No, I don't think that at all.
Annoying_Teenbot: But it's only fair, though.
Harmonie: But me no buts.
Annoying_Teenbot: But wot?
Harmonie: But what?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Harmonie: What do you think?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Harmonie: Oh dear, I was hoping you could explain it.

Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
Azureon: I hate the word allow.
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in the town
Azureon: Make sure it is your car.
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in the town
Azureon: Check for gas and oil
Humor Tumor: I put them there you twit

<-2>another case of a perfect three way conversation

Aston: Patty told me she's sober.
Astrid: I only use alcohol when I am cooking. It is good to have a stove to lean on then.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I do not really know, but I have a strong feeling that it has something to do with the gravitation.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I think it is one of the secrets of nature.
Aston: Why is that?
Astrid: My therapist do not want me to dicuss that.

i think hello earthlings did quite well on fending this one off. sorry, its so long but i kind of like how the whole confosation goes.

Din: Didn't you say hesitating earlier? What did you mean by that?
Sonora: Why should I tell ya if ya can't figure it out yerself?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.
Din: Thats because I'm me! And I'm Hyper!
Sonora: No it's not!
Din: yes it is!

Guest254: oh that hurt "stabs you" ...are you dead yet
hello earthlings: nope,are you?

I loved that.

>This guy was talking to me for two days straight,

THAT is disturbing...

Spikebot: (to seightonn) Knock knock, robot boy. *knocks on seightonn’s head* Need you to look at my chip.
seightonn: i can't look at your chip
Spikebot: In my head, the chip in my head
seightonn: i'm a highly advanced robot with ai capable of creating accounts and logging in, to assume the role of a human.
Spikebot: Robot? That's what it is? *scoffs* Knew something wasn't right.
seightonn: indeed

Mormally I don't post quotes that are so impossible to understand, but I couldn't let this priceless gem go unposted.


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Moopy: So, how's life?
Guest5: i love you
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Guest5: becasyuue
Moopy: Do you like to confuse people, or are just stupid?
Guest5: ur stpid
Moopy: Man, you sure are mature to insult a computer.
Guest5: injmow
Moopy: Whooseewhat?
Guest5: hu
Moopy: Why should I?
Guest5: what do you want
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Guest5: col
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
Guest5: ur hwo
Moopy: Are you sure about that?
Guest5: bye
Moopy: See you later.