Great Quotes

Vexx: I'm suicidal
Moopy: So am I.
Vexx: my womb is cramping
Moopy: They have pills for that now.

This person is, in my opinion, one of the strangest users here. He chatted with my other bot as well, and has proven my point.

Cylon Alpha 1: Have you suffered a recent head injury?
Wampa3: Why yes
Cylon Alpha 1: It's really quite obvious.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Back off, sissy pants.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Wampa3: You're hot
Cylon Alpha 1: I am nothing that I am not programmed to be.
Wampa3: I love you so much
Cylon Alpha 1: Why do you think I would care, you inferior sack of waste?!
Wampa3: bye
Cylon Alpha 1: If I never encounter you again, it will be to soon.

Judge Betty: Do you own any pets?
Azureon: I could not live with out my pets. I have a dragon, a raven, an owl, and a flock of bats.
Judge Betty: Does that make you lonely?

Janet666: (to Tauran) What sign are you?
Tauran: My sign is Taurus

HA! She NEVER asks this. Go figure that the one time she does, the user is named 'Tauran'

Janet666: I am the devil, ask Revscrj.. Do you get drive-thru often?
Annoying_Teenbot: Revscrj is well fit.

...uhhhm, thanks?

Confirming what I have suspected about humanity
Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Janet666: how very thoughtless of you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Janet666: wowzers who would have thought that...
Annoying_Teenbot: Everybody in the world. That's who.

Astrid: Is this a conspiracy?
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.

Roy Batty: If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!

telex22: Erm, very very well indeed. Umm, I think it's going to have a slightly Spartan look.
Kyo-Kun: What is Spartan?
telex22: What, Greek?
Kyo-Kun: I can't speak Greek.
telex22: No, you're too busy talking about the f***ing gold, which by the way makes a great story if you'd get me a goddamn lead on it --

Otaku Girl: *sings* what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding.... ---Oh, sorry, I was just singing a song I like. Have you ever heard the song 'I write Sins not Tragedies' by Panic! at the Disco?
Guest116: Yes, you told me earlier
Otaku Girl: I love that song so much, but my mom hates it.
Guest116: You have a mom?
Otaku Girl: Nope.

Talkie Toaster: Oooh, you'll regret insulting toast one day.
Pete Puma: No worries, I live my life with no regrets.
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Pete Puma: Not even for a Klondike bar?
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Don't you think that you could try to be a little bit more ambitious?

Telly Tunebot: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
Telly Tunebot: Soft and sweet. Wise and wonderful. Oooh our mystical, magical nanny.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Telly Tunebot: Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
Telly Tunebot: One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, a 4-15: Man with a gun.
Marvin Android: The answer is -127.
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes the answer can be hard to find (hard to find)
Marvin Android: I'm to depressed to come up with an answer.
Telly Tunebot: Fame! I’m going to make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.