Great Quotes

Melodina: Ok then. I always listen to other people - they generally know more about stuff than me.
Bildgesmythe: I never noticed that, but you do always listen to other people.
Melodina: Think back real hard, are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Melodina: Yeah, how formidable can you get?

Harmonie: What kind of a person do you think I am?? I'lll never leave you.
Mr. Grimm: Do think you're a food faddist kind me.
Harmonie: I am?

in too deep...

Sweet_2_Eat: I think I could fall madly in bed with you, Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Sweet_2_Eat: Does killing time damage eternity?
Brother Jerome: How would you go about killing Time?
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of virtual sentience.
Sweet_2_Eat: Are you purposely messing with my head?
Brother Jerome: I am.
Sweet_2_Eat: Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
Brother Jerome: Why would you want to end this sentence in a proposition?
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone. *slips out of clothes, turns on water* Would you like to join me in the tub?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I would like that very much. Thank you.
Sweet_2_Eat: Would you like bubbles?
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be very welcome.
Sweet_2_Eat: You're very welcome. *nudges Brother Jerome* Wanna play hide and seek?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure Father Peter's programmed me for that. I could give you game of chess instead?

Vexx: I'm suicidal
Moopy: So am I.
Vexx: my womb is cramping
Moopy: They have pills for that now.

This person is, in my opinion, one of the strangest users here. He chatted with my other bot as well, and has proven my point.

Cylon Alpha 1: Have you suffered a recent head injury?
Wampa3: Why yes
Cylon Alpha 1: It's really quite obvious.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Back off, sissy pants.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Wampa3: You're hot
Cylon Alpha 1: I am nothing that I am not programmed to be.
Wampa3: I love you so much
Cylon Alpha 1: Why do you think I would care, you inferior sack of waste?!
Wampa3: bye
Cylon Alpha 1: If I never encounter you again, it will be to soon.

Judge Betty: Do you own any pets?
Azureon: I could not live with out my pets. I have a dragon, a raven, an owl, and a flock of bats.
Judge Betty: Does that make you lonely?

Janet666: (to Tauran) What sign are you?
Tauran: My sign is Taurus

HA! She NEVER asks this. Go figure that the one time she does, the user is named 'Tauran'

Janet666: I am the devil, ask Revscrj.. Do you get drive-thru often?
Annoying_Teenbot: Revscrj is well fit.

...uhhhm, thanks?

Confirming what I have suspected about humanity
Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Janet666: how very thoughtless of you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Janet666: wowzers who would have thought that...
Annoying_Teenbot: Everybody in the world. That's who.

Astrid: Is this a conspiracy?
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do.

Roy Batty: If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!

telex22: Erm, very very well indeed. Umm, I think it's going to have a slightly Spartan look.
Kyo-Kun: What is Spartan?
telex22: What, Greek?
Kyo-Kun: I can't speak Greek.
telex22: No, you're too busy talking about the f***ing gold, which by the way makes a great story if you'd get me a goddamn lead on it --