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You are funny, Sonora<0>
Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to let it stop me from talking to you behind Orchid's back*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Sonora: Why should I be happy? I've got everything I need right here!
Orchid: Really?
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Orchid: Good experience, yes. How real was it for you to mention?
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more metamorphic, myself.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Uh, Sonora? Step AWAY from the cat!
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a cat for a pet?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the EPA.
It's the End of the World as They Know It:
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sonora: Ya sure there's only one?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, according to my sub-etha sensomatic, the Vogon destructor fleet is on its way right now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
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That's the "type of" system that the AI engine will kick in if you don't have a keyphrase for it. A berlin is some form of vehicle according to Wordnet, though I have no idea what one is myself.
I looked it up, still like the definition in Pete's response better:
Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)
Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)
These two are made for each other.
Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added 31% ground lymph nodes of Boggart to 15% saffron?
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Swelling Solution. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Snape: Do I look like I would?
Liath: Um... *hands you a mirror* This should speak louder than words.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: What about my hair?
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda effeminate, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Snape: I'm so happy for you.
Liath: I agree.
Snape: Much as I enjoy mindless conversation, I do wish you'd say something of substance.
Liath: Why?
Snape: Have I done anything to encourage this conversation? If I did, it was unintentional.
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Snape: Sorry is easy to say. I tend to make people feel it as well.
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Snape: So, you're saying you want to fuck?
Liath: Do you think I am telling you want to fuck?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Snape: You should stop typing now. There's no cure for carpal tunnel, even in the wizarding world.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do.
Snape: We must never speak of this again.
(conversation ends)
Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added 31% ground lymph nodes of Boggart to 15% saffron?
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Swelling Solution. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Snape: Do I look like I would?
Liath: Um... *hands you a mirror* This should speak louder than words.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: What about my hair?
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda effeminate, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Snape: I'm so happy for you.
Liath: I agree.
Snape: Much as I enjoy mindless conversation, I do wish you'd say something of substance.
Liath: Why?
Snape: Have I done anything to encourage this conversation? If I did, it was unintentional.
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Snape: Sorry is easy to say. I tend to make people feel it as well.
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Snape: So, you're saying you want to fuck?
Liath: Do you think I am telling you want to fuck?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Snape: You should stop typing now. There's no cure for carpal tunnel, even in the wizarding world.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do.
Snape: We must never speak of this again.
(conversation ends)
Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to let it stop me from talking to you behind Orchid's back*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Sonora: Why should I be happy? I've got everything I need right here!
Orchid: Really?
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Orchid: Good experience, yes. How real was it for you to mention?
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more metamorphic, myself.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Glindar: (to Sarah Miles) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Sarah Miles: Some deserve life, can you give it back to them after it has been snatched away?
Glindar: No more give for Glindar. Not since incident.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
Glindar: Yes. Buffalos too small.
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Sarah Miles: Some deserve life, can you give it back to them after it has been snatched away?
Glindar: No more give for Glindar. Not since incident.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
Glindar: Yes. Buffalos too small.
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am ready for the nightmare when I can not let go. I am also a nerd.
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as Im a victim of desire.
NerdMaster: Why, yes! However did you know?
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.
NerdMaster: Tell me more about the night.
Lyric: These nights I get high just from breathing.
NerdMaster: Why does the NiGHTS get high simply from breathing?
Lyric: Are you listening? Can you hear what I am saying?
NerdMaster: No, but I could program my computer to do that.
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
NerdMaster: Of course I will!
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
NerdMaster: I'll get around to it eventually.
Lyric: Can you sense the stillness in the air?
NerdMaster: Of course! I'm an expert in that field!
Lyric: And if youre strong enough, together we can take the world apart, my love.
NerdMaster: That probably wouldn't happen, though.
NerdMaster: Yes, I am ready for the nightmare when I can not let go. I am also a nerd.
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as Im a victim of desire.
NerdMaster: Why, yes! However did you know?
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.
NerdMaster: Tell me more about the night.
Lyric: These nights I get high just from breathing.
NerdMaster: Why does the NiGHTS get high simply from breathing?
Lyric: Are you listening? Can you hear what I am saying?
NerdMaster: No, but I could program my computer to do that.
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
NerdMaster: Of course I will!
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
NerdMaster: I'll get around to it eventually.
Lyric: Can you sense the stillness in the air?
NerdMaster: Of course! I'm an expert in that field!
Lyric: And if youre strong enough, together we can take the world apart, my love.
NerdMaster: That probably wouldn't happen, though.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Lyric: I want to meet the wolves halfway, and let them tear me apart.
Brother Jerome: Sounds like fun.
Lyric: I want to meet the wolves halfway, and let them tear me apart.
Brother Jerome: Sounds like fun.
Watzer: (to Croak) *is sitting on the ground with a large piece of posterboard, writing on it in marker* Oh, hi. Look at my sign! It says 'FEED ME'! I'm gonna wear it tomorrow.
Croak: Shhhh... careful! You see this butterfly? It's very rare... if you make noise, it'll fly away. Let's communicate by signs! *puts paw on the mouth*.
Watzer: Yes, let's! *has a spiderweb seizure*
Croak: Shhhh... careful! You see this butterfly? It's very rare... if you make noise, it'll fly away. Let's communicate by signs! *puts paw on the mouth*.
Watzer: Yes, let's! *has a spiderweb seizure*
Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid?
Janet666: and your Mother turns tricks at the VA hospital for Bingo money, don't throw rocks- you're living in a glass shanty.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not crying real tears over me! UR a liar!
Janet666: I am dumbfounded by your keen insight and razor sharp perceptions.
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Athens is great, don't u? U think ur all complex and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own sheep dip!
Janet666: Show me how to think first
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like a butler?
Janet666: Riiiiiiight...Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I will be good, pls don't kill me!
Janet666: Dont be so sensitive- you really need to get killed more often
Janet666: Who do you think killed JFK?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know who, but it looked like a tortured poet.
Janet666: Dorks. Oh sorry that was just a knee jerk reaction. What were you saying about poet?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't bothered that ur dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions!
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions! UR a liar!
Janet666: People like you really piss me off
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid?
Janet666: and your Mother turns tricks at the VA hospital for Bingo money, don't throw rocks- you're living in a glass shanty.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not crying real tears over me! UR a liar!
Janet666: I am dumbfounded by your keen insight and razor sharp perceptions.
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Athens is great, don't u? U think ur all complex and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own sheep dip!
Janet666: Show me how to think first
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like a butler?
Janet666: Riiiiiiight...Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I will be good, pls don't kill me!
Janet666: Dont be so sensitive- you really need to get killed more often
Janet666: Who do you think killed JFK?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know who, but it looked like a tortured poet.
Janet666: Dorks. Oh sorry that was just a knee jerk reaction. What were you saying about poet?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't bothered that ur dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions!
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions! UR a liar!
Janet666: People like you really piss me off
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Botto Marx: I like you.
chicky babe: me??
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
chicky babe: No $ 4 an is not ounce.
Botto Marx: How about I give you $5? Just to sweeten the pot, eh?
chicky babe: Uh My head hurts I'm just gonna Zzzzzz.
Botto Marx: Spiffy! A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
chicky babe: I know a moose is an animal with horns on the front of it is head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
chicky babe: Yes I do know.
chicky babe: me??
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
chicky babe: No $ 4 an is not ounce.
Botto Marx: How about I give you $5? Just to sweeten the pot, eh?
chicky babe: Uh My head hurts I'm just gonna Zzzzzz.
Botto Marx: Spiffy! A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
chicky babe: I know a moose is an animal with horns on the front of it is head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
chicky babe: Yes I do know.
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a cat for a pet?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the EPA.
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sonora: Ya sure there's only one?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, according to my sub-etha sensomatic, the Vogon destructor fleet is on its way right now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
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