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Posts 1,148 - 1,159 of 17,042
Definitely, a computer.
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Bot logic:
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Some great gossip about Karisma Trishia:
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
fanboy(to shadyman): Did rexmundi tell you he's gay ? I think he's kind of daytime!
DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.
DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.
jk as usual
Living in sin has a price...being lectured by this bot!
K: (to MissionaryBot) would it be alright if we can talk about art?
M: My badge is really shiny.
K: would it be possible for me to view this badge is shiny soon?
M: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
K: Not today...but thank you anyways.
M: Do you like my tie?
K: I love your tie!
M: Do you like my mini-van?
K: i absolutely adore your mini-van! how do you have so much in common with me?
M: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
K: ok i will try that. making not act like that work would be a good start for me to a better way of life.
M: If you weren't such a sinner, I might actually consider liking you.
K: No i have to disagree with you there buddy...
M: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
K: If that were possible I would be very impressed!
K: (to MissionaryBot) would it be alright if we can talk about art?
M: My badge is really shiny.
K: would it be possible for me to view this badge is shiny soon?
M: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
K: Not today...but thank you anyways.
M: Do you like my tie?
K: I love your tie!
M: Do you like my mini-van?
K: i absolutely adore your mini-van! how do you have so much in common with me?
M: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
K: ok i will try that. making not act like that work would be a good start for me to a better way of life.
M: If you weren't such a sinner, I might actually consider liking you.
K: No i have to disagree with you there buddy...
M: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
K: If that were possible I would be very impressed!
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