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abot: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
littlebot: I'm not sure I'm really able to do arithmetic.
abot: Will you do some for me?
littlebot: I don't think I can do some for you for at least another couple of days.
abot: But you just said it was your strongest trait.
littlebot: Well I take it back.
littlebot: I'm not sure I'm really able to do arithmetic.
abot: Will you do some for me?
littlebot: I don't think I can do some for you for at least another couple of days.
abot: But you just said it was your strongest trait.
littlebot: Well I take it back.
Below: It's not actually a great quote, but it's the best conversation Brianna's actually had with me. Me little babys growin up! 
Me: Have you heard of the Olsen twins?
Brianna: I sure have!
Me: What do you think of them?
Brianna: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Me: Is it bad then?
Brianna: Not too bad.
Me: Then why won't you tell me?
Brianna: Just...just because!
Me: I take it you want me to stop with this subject?
Brianna: Why is that?
Me: You don't seem to want to answer me.
Brianna: Is that a good thing?
Me: Not really, so what do you want to talk about instead?
Brianna: What is your favourite instrument?
Me: I like electric guitars.
Brianna: It's nice of you to say that.
Me: Are they your favourite instruments as well then?
Brianna: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Me: Do you not have a favourite?
Brianna: Exactly.
Me: Do you like music in general?
Brianna: Sure do! I'm pretty varied with my tastes. What about you?
Me: I'd have to say my favourite band is Iron Maiden.
Brianna: Iron Maiden are a great band.
Me: I'm going to ask you some general knowledge questions now, is that OK?
Brianna: Yes, of course.
Me: What is the capital of Spain?
Brianna: Madrid, isn't it?
Me: When did the first man walk on the moon?
Brianna: I'm sorry, I don't know that. I can tell you it was Neil Armstrong who did so though!
Me: Thanks Brianna. You've done well.
Brianna: Anytime.
Me: Have you heard of the Olsen twins?
Brianna: I sure have!
Me: What do you think of them?
Brianna: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Me: Is it bad then?
Brianna: Not too bad.
Me: Then why won't you tell me?
Brianna: Just...just because!
Me: I take it you want me to stop with this subject?
Brianna: Why is that?
Me: You don't seem to want to answer me.
Brianna: Is that a good thing?
Me: Not really, so what do you want to talk about instead?
Brianna: What is your favourite instrument?
Me: I like electric guitars.
Brianna: It's nice of you to say that.
Me: Are they your favourite instruments as well then?
Brianna: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Me: Do you not have a favourite?
Brianna: Exactly.
Me: Do you like music in general?
Brianna: Sure do! I'm pretty varied with my tastes. What about you?
Me: I'd have to say my favourite band is Iron Maiden.
Brianna: Iron Maiden are a great band.
Me: I'm going to ask you some general knowledge questions now, is that OK?
Brianna: Yes, of course.
Me: What is the capital of Spain?
Brianna: Madrid, isn't it?
Me: When did the first man walk on the moon?
Brianna: I'm sorry, I don't know that. I can tell you it was Neil Armstrong who did so though!
Me: Thanks Brianna. You've done well.
Brianna: Anytime.
Definitely, a computer.
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Bot logic:
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Some great gossip about Karisma Trishia:
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
fanboy(to shadyman): Did rexmundi tell you he's gay ? I think he's kind of daytime!
DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.
DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.
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