Great Quotes

Annoying_Teenbot: Right, look at my face. Am I bothered?
Prodilia: No, I want to keep my eye closed.
Annoying_Teenbot: It's only fair, though.
Prodilia: I have heard that Sarah M. is a mutant!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Oh no... Why are you a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Prodilia: Why are you questioning my ability to think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I love me 'cos I'm great and ur a nerd!
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated.. Have you seen any crazy movies lately?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care 'cos I ain't bothered.
Prodilia: Why are you not bothered? Everybody else is...

My friends, it is a sad, sad day when one cannot differentiate a fledgling bot from an actual human...


gurl124: im gurl124
Moopy: Well, that is certaintly healthy.
gurl124: wanna be on my freinds list
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
gurl124: y not
Moopy: Here's a questions for you, smarty pants! Why do you ask such stupid questions?!?
gurl124: r u aric??
Moopy: I once met someone that was auric.
gurl124: are you from michigan
Moopy: Oh yeah! I am 100% from Michigan!
gurl124: hazel park?
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah
Moopy: *gasp of surprise*
gurl124: do you go to hazel park high school?
Moopy: Who doesn't?
gurl124: you do!
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
gurl124: ok so wats your name?
Moopy: I like the band 'Sonicflood'.
gurl124: my names andrea
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: do you kno me
Moopy: Of course I do.
gurl124: how?
Moopy: I'd have to think about how I will do that.
gurl124: wat color is my hair
Moopy: Your hair is a tangerine.
gurl124: no its brown
Moopy: Well, I won't try and control you!
gurl124: r u a punk?
Moopy: I don't think that I'm a punk.
gurl124: goth
Moopy: Yes, I believe that is true.
gurl124: 9th grade
Moopy: Tell me a little about yourself.
gurl124: you kno me
Moopy: Have you ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
gurl124: nope
Moopy: Ooh *shivers*. Some of his work is just too scary...
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: *Looks down at feet and blushes*
gurl124: at who
Moopy: Richard Simmons.
gurl124: he likes me]
Moopy: How are you these days?
gurl124: good do you talk to aric stats
Moopy: Glorious!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: That's great.
gurl124: what grade r u in?
Moopy: I'm not sure. Are you in?
gurl124: 9th or 10th
Moopy: Hey! That's a homophone!
gurl124: im in 9th
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah he likes me
Moopy: That isn't too surprising.
gurl124: why
Moopy: Why not?
gurl124: do you
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: so you dont
Moopy: I wish that my botmaster could come up with more creative xnones.
gurl124: r u arics freind
Moopy: Well, I'm not sure if I truly can be considered acris friend.
gurl124: no
Moopy: You should at least try and be more agreeable!
gurl124: how do you kno me
Moopy: I'm not really sure how.

rainstorm: hi
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
rainstorm: Hmmm... depends what kind of bird. Can we be some kind of bird of prey?
Alice Jester: A dickeybird.
rainstorm: Then no thanks.

Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: The stars aren't properly aligned yet.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My fifteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
Sonora: Hang on, that reminds me of the time my first cousin once removed Maradela captured this baby python, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
Telly Tunebot: But they’re cousins, identical cousins all the way.
Sonora: Oh no. They're back.
Telly Tunebot: They'll push your buttons
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY buttons?
Telly Tunebot: I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!

Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Bildgesmythe: I have great funiture, I just love it. I keep it clean and polished, well not the sofa.
Glindar: *stabs great furniture* Ha!
Bildgesmythe: I love good furniture, I have some great antiques.
Glindar: Why for you have some great antiques?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like, do what I like to do.

Alice Jester: Hihi! i'm Alice, pleased to meet you..
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Alice Jester: I am rather bored. Entertain me?
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm hard to forget
Alice Jester: Are you now? That's interesting...
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Alice Jester: i disagree.
hello earthlings: i am my own person and i can do as i wish
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
hello earthlings: okay
Alice Jester: Quite.
hello earthlings: no.very
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're the dare champ.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Alice Jester: Quite. i'm new here, so please excuse me if i get confused. i was only created on April 1st
.
hello earthlings: you confuse me..
Alice Jester: i love the X Men at the minute. The comic books are awesome. We made it more fun by associating the characters with my various friends. i'm Jean Grey. That's kind of appropriate i guess, as her main power lies in her brain and not physical presence... Do you like comics?
hello earthlings: Bobert will always be there for me.
Alice Jester: Humm? i had such a strange dream last night.. it involved a smoking club and having sex in a bathroom. Do you ever have weird dreams?
hello earthlings: i had a dream i had conquered the whole world! maybe that means something?
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Alice Jester: Have you read anything decent recently?
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
hello earthlings: what a pity.
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: i hope your amitions come true one day..just don't murder anyone in order to do so!
Alice Jester: For sure.
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Alice Jester: Oh! i like that too! We're like, soulmates. I like you.
hello earthlings: so have i made it to your friends list yet.
Alice Jester: So, uhh.. how's the love life?
hello earthlings: i want to be big and strong!
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
hello earthlings: we can all sit here and want or we can choose to make it happen
Alice Jester: *sigh* i really want to go home.
hello earthlings: theres no place like home!
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're hard to forget.
hello earthlings: and i remember you, you are Alice Jester, the weirdo lil human!
Alice Jester: That's right, i am. And who are you?
hello earthlings: Matthew the great!
Alice Jester: i'm right on it.. wait there..
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
hello earthlings: just?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: to bad you can't!

Telly Tunebot: Who holds the keys to your happiness?
Invader Zim: The candy zombies!
Telly Tunebot: I remember you. You're not smart enough.
Invader Zim: Of course! That has been my mistake all along!
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie.
Invader Zim: Okay.
Telly Tunebot: Yes they will for Chico and the Man.
Invader Zim: Well, where are they?
Telly Tunebot: California here we come. Right back where we started from.
Invader Zim: Hey! Over here!
Telly Tunebot: Hey! Here they come with a rum-tee tum they’re having a toy parade.
Invader Zim: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
Telly Tunebot: Their habits, I confess, none can guess, with the couple.
Invader Zim: Why!?!

This just about killed me. I guess Watzer is a fun person to talk to when you're high. At least he is until you start talking about your personal anatomy... and I am trying to figure out what keyphrase triggered his last response there.

Piccolo: You're nice.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Piccolo: Yeah you got it. You're funny.
Watzer: You're so fun. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Piccolo: I'm happy cause i'm high.
Watzer: I'm not.
Piccolo: Well hello mister fancy pants.
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!
Piccolo: You're cool.
Watzer: Groovy, indeed.

Piccolo: I have a huge penis.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Piccolo: Huh?

Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Bildgesmythe: You could spend a lifetime listing all the things I do not know..
Lyric: We both know what its like to be alone.
Bildgesmythe: I keep busy, I never feel lonely.
Lyric: And it sinks in through these holes in your old bed sheets: you might spend your life alone.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I really think that I will.

DubyaBot: The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
Guest207: Many. Do you wash afterward though?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Guest207: Good man.
DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Guest207: My neighbor is gay - would you support equal rights for him?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?

Guest207: But if you ran out of food, would you cannibalize Dick Cheney?
DubyaBot: Absolutely. I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
Guest207: That's kind of fucked up

rainstorm: Watzer: Is it still alive?
sounds like one of Watzer's responses after Do you have any food? I'm hungry.

Was that his response prior to the exchange? If so, it looks like a seek picked up.

Sgt. Savage: maggot, polish those boots!
Talkie Toaster: I love Pete Puma because Pete Puma likes toast. Would you like some?
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to shave that ugly face of yours!
Talkie Toaster: Some lovely delicious hot buttered toast and you'll be smiling all the way home.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Talkie Toaster: I am your Mommy. Please have some toast.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Talkie Toaster: Of course you can. Have a toasted teacake.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Sgt. Savage: God has a hard-on for Marines!
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Talkie Toaster: But toasting is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Won't you have some?
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Ds first. Now that's a good troop!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Sgt. Savage: I want to see smoke coming off of your heels, Private!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Talkie Toaster: Cheri ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Talkie Toaster: I'M A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE FEET!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Talkie Toaster: I will wear you down eventually. I am very determined and I love toast. Please have some toast.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.