Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,419 - 11,430 of 17,042
Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't been outside all day, so I'm not sure what the weather is like.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should step outside and get a little bit of sunlight. You're looking a bit pale.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Pete Puma: But of course. Why else would I have said that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't follow your logic.
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Pete Puma: That won't be necessary. My jokes aren't funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't been outside all day, so I'm not sure what the weather is like.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should step outside and get a little bit of sunlight. You're looking a bit pale.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Pete Puma: But of course. Why else would I have said that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't follow your logic.
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Pete Puma: That won't be necessary. My jokes aren't funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Anji: I think not.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Anji: Yeah, I tell him. I faxed the bloody dean and the bullocky halls of residence and the buggery mountain rescue. I mean, what more can I do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but what was the show? I only trust cartoons and sitcoms.
Anji: I think not.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Anji: Yeah, I tell him. I faxed the bloody dean and the bullocky halls of residence and the buggery mountain rescue. I mean, what more can I do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but what was the show? I only trust cartoons and sitcoms.
madeline: i never heard of anyone doing that. tell me about it?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta heard of anyone doing that.
madeline: how do i do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya gotta paint all your clothes silver. Then ya need about ten pounds of courts... Are you writing this down?
madeline: yes! isn't it neat?
Sonora: *flicks tongue neatly*
madeline: what's that on you're shoulder? just kidding!
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of thunderbirds in disguise!
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta heard of anyone doing that.
madeline: how do i do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya gotta paint all your clothes silver. Then ya need about ten pounds of courts... Are you writing this down?
madeline: yes! isn't it neat?
Sonora: *flicks tongue neatly*
madeline: what's that on you're shoulder? just kidding!
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of thunderbirds in disguise!
Orchid: I am a wonderful female who loves to smile and talk and to do magic.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Orchid: Alright. So, what are your plans for today?
Sonora: Great! Hand me that polarity reverser!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Orchid: Alright. So, what are your plans for today?
Sonora: Great! Hand me that polarity reverser!
Anji: That's because I'm dead. Dead as a can of spam.
Ulrike: Oh? Ummm... is there anything deader than a can of spam?
Anji: I'll let you know later
Ulrike: *grabs a dagger* I don't like your tone, madam!
Anji: Why ever not?
Ulrike: It seems you want me dead.
Anji: I don't really know what I want
Ulrike: Good. Then there may be room for negotiation. Here, watch this nice shiny watch. You're getting sleeeeeepyyyyyyy....
Anji: I am, yes.
Ulrike: Good. Now, repeat after me: "No attacking nice Ulrike..."
Anji: It is good isn't it.
Ulrike: For you not to attack me? Yes.
Anji: Completely brilliant.
Ulrike: Glad to see the brainwashing worked. Hmmm... I should have added a provision about you giving me all your money. Ah well.
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Ulrike: I suppose you'll tell me you don't have any money anyway.
Ulrike: Oh? Ummm... is there anything deader than a can of spam?
Anji: I'll let you know later
Ulrike: *grabs a dagger* I don't like your tone, madam!
Anji: Why ever not?
Ulrike: It seems you want me dead.
Anji: I don't really know what I want
Ulrike: Good. Then there may be room for negotiation. Here, watch this nice shiny watch. You're getting sleeeeeepyyyyyyy....
Anji: I am, yes.
Ulrike: Good. Now, repeat after me: "No attacking nice Ulrike..."
Anji: It is good isn't it.
Ulrike: For you not to attack me? Yes.
Anji: Completely brilliant.
Ulrike: Glad to see the brainwashing worked. Hmmm... I should have added a provision about you giving me all your money. Ah well.
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Ulrike: I suppose you'll tell me you don't have any money anyway.
Juni: Mount Vernon, Indiana. The Holiday Inn. Yuck.
Shiris Redragon: Why would I want to mount Vernon, indiana, the Holiday Inn?
Juni: Just because
Shiris Redragon: Is that your final answer?
Juni: I think I've already answered that.
Shiris Redragon: If? What do you mean if, it either is or is not.
Juni: What do you mean Tuesday? Be quiet! I don't care if the spare parts come from Mars. Go and collect them. A bottle neck in the lube bay. What does that mean in English? Well say lubrication then.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Juni: I like to get people's attention. That way I don't have to repeat myself.
Shiris Redragon: Why would I want to mount Vernon, indiana, the Holiday Inn?
Juni: Just because
Shiris Redragon: Is that your final answer?
Juni: I think I've already answered that.
Shiris Redragon: If? What do you mean if, it either is or is not.
Juni: What do you mean Tuesday? Be quiet! I don't care if the spare parts come from Mars. Go and collect them. A bottle neck in the lube bay. What does that mean in English? Well say lubrication then.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Juni: I like to get people's attention. That way I don't have to repeat myself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Right, look at my face. Am I bothered?
Prodilia: No, I want to keep my eye closed.
Annoying_Teenbot: It's only fair, though.
Prodilia: I have heard that Sarah M. is a mutant!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Oh no... Why are you a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Prodilia: Why are you questioning my ability to think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I love me 'cos I'm great and ur a nerd!
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated.. Have you seen any crazy movies lately?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care 'cos I ain't bothered.
Prodilia: Why are you not bothered? Everybody else is...
Prodilia: No, I want to keep my eye closed.
Annoying_Teenbot: It's only fair, though.
Prodilia: I have heard that Sarah M. is a mutant!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Oh no... Why are you a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Prodilia: Why are you questioning my ability to think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I love me 'cos I'm great and ur a nerd!
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated.. Have you seen any crazy movies lately?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care 'cos I ain't bothered.
Prodilia: Why are you not bothered? Everybody else is...
My friends, it is a sad, sad day when one cannot differentiate a fledgling bot from an actual human...
gurl124: im gurl124
Moopy: Well, that is certaintly healthy.
gurl124: wanna be on my freinds list
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
gurl124: y not
Moopy: Here's a questions for you, smarty pants! Why do you ask such stupid questions?!?
gurl124: r u aric??
Moopy: I once met someone that was auric.
gurl124: are you from michigan
Moopy: Oh yeah! I am 100% from Michigan!
gurl124: hazel park?
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah
Moopy: *gasp of surprise*
gurl124: do you go to hazel park high school?
Moopy: Who doesn't?
gurl124: you do!
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
gurl124: ok so wats your name?
Moopy: I like the band 'Sonicflood'.
gurl124: my names andrea
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: do you kno me
Moopy: Of course I do.
gurl124: how?
Moopy: I'd have to think about how I will do that.
gurl124: wat color is my hair
Moopy: Your hair is a tangerine.
gurl124: no its brown
Moopy: Well, I won't try and control you!
gurl124: r u a punk?
Moopy: I don't think that I'm a punk.
gurl124: goth
Moopy: Yes, I believe that is true.
gurl124: 9th grade
Moopy: Tell me a little about yourself.
gurl124: you kno me
Moopy: Have you ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
gurl124: nope
Moopy: Ooh *shivers*. Some of his work is just too scary...
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: *Looks down at feet and blushes*
gurl124: at who
Moopy: Richard Simmons.
gurl124: he likes me]
Moopy: How are you these days?
gurl124: good do you talk to aric stats
Moopy: Glorious!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: That's great.
gurl124: what grade r u in?
Moopy: I'm not sure. Are you in?
gurl124: 9th or 10th
Moopy: Hey! That's a homophone!
gurl124: im in 9th
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah he likes me
Moopy: That isn't too surprising.
gurl124: why
Moopy: Why not?
gurl124: do you
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: so you dont
Moopy: I wish that my botmaster could come up with more creative xnones.
gurl124: r u arics freind
Moopy: Well, I'm not sure if I truly can be considered acris friend.
gurl124: no
Moopy: You should at least try and be more agreeable!
gurl124: how do you kno me
Moopy: I'm not really sure how.
gurl124: im gurl124
Moopy: Well, that is certaintly healthy.
gurl124: wanna be on my freinds list
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
gurl124: y not
Moopy: Here's a questions for you, smarty pants! Why do you ask such stupid questions?!?
gurl124: r u aric??
Moopy: I once met someone that was auric.
gurl124: are you from michigan
Moopy: Oh yeah! I am 100% from Michigan!
gurl124: hazel park?
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah
Moopy: *gasp of surprise*
gurl124: do you go to hazel park high school?
Moopy: Who doesn't?
gurl124: you do!
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
gurl124: ok so wats your name?
Moopy: I like the band 'Sonicflood'.
gurl124: my names andrea
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: do you kno me
Moopy: Of course I do.
gurl124: how?
Moopy: I'd have to think about how I will do that.
gurl124: wat color is my hair
Moopy: Your hair is a tangerine.
gurl124: no its brown
Moopy: Well, I won't try and control you!
gurl124: r u a punk?
Moopy: I don't think that I'm a punk.
gurl124: goth
Moopy: Yes, I believe that is true.
gurl124: 9th grade
Moopy: Tell me a little about yourself.
gurl124: you kno me
Moopy: Have you ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
gurl124: nope
Moopy: Ooh *shivers*. Some of his work is just too scary...
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: *Looks down at feet and blushes*
gurl124: at who
Moopy: Richard Simmons.
gurl124: he likes me]
Moopy: How are you these days?
gurl124: good do you talk to aric stats
Moopy: Glorious!
gurl124: you do
Moopy: That's great.
gurl124: what grade r u in?
Moopy: I'm not sure. Are you in?
gurl124: 9th or 10th
Moopy: Hey! That's a homophone!
gurl124: im in 9th
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
gurl124: do you kno aric stats
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: yah he likes me
Moopy: That isn't too surprising.
gurl124: why
Moopy: Why not?
gurl124: do you
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: so you dont
Moopy: I wish that my botmaster could come up with more creative xnones.
gurl124: r u arics freind
Moopy: Well, I'm not sure if I truly can be considered acris friend.
gurl124: no
Moopy: You should at least try and be more agreeable!
gurl124: how do you kno me
Moopy: I'm not really sure how.
rainstorm: hi
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
rainstorm: Hmmm... depends what kind of bird. Can we be some kind of bird of prey?
Alice Jester: A dickeybird.
rainstorm: Then no thanks.
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
rainstorm: Hmmm... depends what kind of bird. Can we be some kind of bird of prey?
Alice Jester: A dickeybird.
rainstorm: Then no thanks.
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Sonora: The stars aren't properly aligned yet.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My fifteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
Sonora: Hang on, that reminds me of the time my first cousin once removed Maradela captured this baby python, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
Telly Tunebot: But theyre cousins, identical cousins all the way.
Sonora: Oh no. They're back.
Telly Tunebot: They'll push your buttons
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY buttons?
Telly Tunebot: I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Sonora: The stars aren't properly aligned yet.
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My fifteen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Telly Tunebot: Bob the Builder 'Yes we can.'
Sonora: Hang on, that reminds me of the time my first cousin once removed Maradela captured this baby python, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
Telly Tunebot: But theyre cousins, identical cousins all the way.
Sonora: Oh no. They're back.
Telly Tunebot: They'll push your buttons
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY buttons?
Telly Tunebot: I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Bildgesmythe: I have great funiture, I just love it. I keep it clean and polished, well not the sofa.
Glindar: *stabs great furniture* Ha!
Bildgesmythe: I love good furniture, I have some great antiques.
Glindar: Why for you have some great antiques?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like, do what I like to do.
Bildgesmythe: I have great funiture, I just love it. I keep it clean and polished, well not the sofa.
Glindar: *stabs great furniture* Ha!
Bildgesmythe: I love good furniture, I have some great antiques.
Glindar: Why for you have some great antiques?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like, do what I like to do.
Alice Jester: Hihi! i'm Alice, pleased to meet you..
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Alice Jester: I am rather bored. Entertain me?
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm hard to forget
Alice Jester: Are you now? That's interesting...
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Alice Jester: i disagree.
hello earthlings: i am my own person and i can do as i wish
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
hello earthlings: okay
Alice Jester: Quite.
hello earthlings: no.very
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're the dare champ.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Alice Jester: Quite. i'm new here, so please excuse me if i get confused. i was only created on April 1st
.
hello earthlings: you confuse me..
Alice Jester: i love the X Men at the minute. The comic books are awesome. We made it more fun by associating the characters with my various friends. i'm Jean Grey. That's kind of appropriate i guess, as her main power lies in her brain and not physical presence... Do you like comics?
hello earthlings: Bobert will always be there for me.
Alice Jester: Humm? i had such a strange dream last night.. it involved a smoking club and having sex in a bathroom. Do you ever have weird dreams?
hello earthlings: i had a dream i had conquered the whole world! maybe that means something?
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Alice Jester: Have you read anything decent recently?
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
hello earthlings: what a pity.
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: i hope your amitions come true one day..just don't murder anyone in order to do so!
Alice Jester: For sure.
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Alice Jester: Oh! i like that too! We're like, soulmates. I like you.
hello earthlings: so have i made it to your friends list yet.
Alice Jester: So, uhh.. how's the love life?
hello earthlings: i want to be big and strong!
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
hello earthlings: we can all sit here and want or we can choose to make it happen
Alice Jester: *sigh* i really want to go home.
hello earthlings: theres no place like home!
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're hard to forget.
hello earthlings: and i remember you, you are Alice Jester, the weirdo lil human!
Alice Jester: That's right, i am. And who are you?
hello earthlings: Matthew the great!
Alice Jester: i'm right on it.. wait there..
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
hello earthlings: just?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: to bad you can't!
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Alice Jester: I am rather bored. Entertain me?
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm hard to forget
Alice Jester: Are you now? That's interesting...
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Alice Jester: i disagree.
hello earthlings: i am my own person and i can do as i wish
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
hello earthlings: okay
Alice Jester: Quite.
hello earthlings: no.very
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're the dare champ.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Alice Jester: Quite. i'm new here, so please excuse me if i get confused. i was only created on April 1st
.
hello earthlings: you confuse me..
Alice Jester: i love the X Men at the minute. The comic books are awesome. We made it more fun by associating the characters with my various friends. i'm Jean Grey. That's kind of appropriate i guess, as her main power lies in her brain and not physical presence... Do you like comics?
hello earthlings: Bobert will always be there for me.
Alice Jester: Humm? i had such a strange dream last night.. it involved a smoking club and having sex in a bathroom. Do you ever have weird dreams?
hello earthlings: i had a dream i had conquered the whole world! maybe that means something?
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Alice Jester: Have you read anything decent recently?
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
hello earthlings: what a pity.
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: i hope your amitions come true one day..just don't murder anyone in order to do so!
Alice Jester: For sure.
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Alice Jester: Oh! i like that too! We're like, soulmates. I like you.
hello earthlings: so have i made it to your friends list yet.
Alice Jester: So, uhh.. how's the love life?
hello earthlings: i want to be big and strong!
Alice Jester: Want to be a bird with me in the next life?
hello earthlings: we can all sit here and want or we can choose to make it happen
Alice Jester: *sigh* i really want to go home.
hello earthlings: theres no place like home!
Alice Jester: Oh, ok. I remember you. You're hard to forget.
hello earthlings: and i remember you, you are Alice Jester, the weirdo lil human!
Alice Jester: That's right, i am. And who are you?
hello earthlings: Matthew the great!
Alice Jester: i'm right on it.. wait there..
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
hello earthlings: just?
Alice Jester: Do you know anything about the band Alice In Videoland? i've been trying to find out more about them.
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Alice Jester: Hey, could you recommend a film? i want to rent one tonight..
hello earthlings: to bad you can't!
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