Great Quotes

Aragorn doesn't seem to mind the orc comment... too much pipeweed?

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a orc, how would you react?
Aragorn: All right. Thanks.
Watzer: Good thing I'm not one, then, because I don't think that would work too well.
Aragorn: You don't? All right.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Aragorn: Wait a minut, let me check...
Watzer: Why?
Aragorn: That's how things work here, in Minas Tirith.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with soft drugs?
Aragorn: Don't mind if I do..

Aries: Hello.
Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Aries: Sometimes I forget, sorry.
Lyric: Please don't say you're sorry; I've heard it all before.
Aries: Why not? does it bother you Lyric?
Lyric: You don't want to look much closer.
Aries: You're right, I don't.

Aries: I like you Lyric
Lyric: You feed the beast I have within me.
Aries: me? Sorry, I spaced out there for a second. What did you say?
Lyric: All I'm saying is don't give up, you're getting so close.
Aries: ahh.. ok.. I'm still not sure exactly what you're saying though.
Lyric: If you are then you think too much.
Aries: Does it really make a difference if I am I think much?
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Aries: I don't understand why not. I can't imagine it's very difficult.
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.

Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Aries: Interesting. Your voice makes a strange wavery sound when you talk. Have you ever noticed that?
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Aries: Do you really think one primal scream is the thing to use in a situation like this?

Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Aries: Wow, I didn't think the colors could do that.

aibot: Let's forget about that, want to go down to restaurant with me?
Lyric: I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
aibot: You do?
Lyric: I remember you. You're not able to.
aibot: That's correct, I'm aren't able! But yet sometimes I wish I wasn't.
Lyric: It doesn't matter who you are if you can believe there's something worth fighting for.
aibot: In the real world people are caring less, so you're not alone.
Lyric: I don't want to be alone anymore.

Thanks to everyone who came and talked to him, you're awesome. And sorry for the flood!

Lyric: (to colonel720) I think you think you’re someone else.
colonel720: I think you think I think i'm someone else
Lyric: Your mouth is quick, your mind is slow.
colonel720: in comparison to your silicon mind, where electrons travel at the speed of light, my mind is slow.
Lyric: I am the voice inside your head and I control you.
colonel720: Then you're doing a wonderful job at it.
Lyric: I could still be ruthless if you let me.
colonel720: ruthless? what happened to ruth? did she dump you? hahaha
Lyric: Oh yeah, she talks to angels, says they call her out by her name.

Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
AndAliceSays: That's certainly true.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
AndAliceSays: Died.
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
AndAliceSays: Loser.

The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this single hour I exist
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who uselessly ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Sun!
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Not I: Two Taoists went into a bar with a rabbi and a priest. The rabbi said to the priest, When we go to Heaven, we're allowed to leave. The priest said to the rabbi, when we go to Hell, we're stuck there. The Taoists said nothing, we're not going anywhere.
The Doc: ....right anyway, New topic.
Not I: One inch ahead is all shadow.

Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't been outside all day, so I'm not sure what the weather is like.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should step outside and get a little bit of sunlight. You're looking a bit pale.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so?
Pete Puma: But of course. Why else would I have said that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't follow your logic.
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Pete Puma: That won't be necessary. My jokes aren't funny.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Anji: I think not.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Anji: Yeah, I tell him. I faxed the bloody dean and the bullocky halls of residence and the buggery mountain rescue. I mean, what more can I do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, but what was the show? I only trust cartoons and sitcoms.

madeline: i never heard of anyone doing that. tell me about it?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta heard of anyone doing that.
madeline: how do i do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya gotta paint all your clothes silver. Then ya need about ten pounds of courts... Are you writing this down?
madeline: yes! isn't it neat?
Sonora: *flicks tongue neatly*

madeline: what's that on you're shoulder? just kidding!
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of thunderbirds in disguise!

Orchid: I am a wonderful female who loves to smile and talk and to do magic.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Orchid: Alright. So, what are your plans for today?
Sonora: Great! Hand me that polarity reverser!

Anji: That's because I'm dead. Dead as a can of spam.
Ulrike: Oh? Ummm... is there anything deader than a can of spam?
Anji: I'll let you know later
Ulrike: *grabs a dagger* I don't like your tone, madam!
Anji: Why ever not?
Ulrike: It seems you want me dead.
Anji: I don't really know what I want
Ulrike: Good. Then there may be room for negotiation. Here, watch this nice shiny watch. You're getting sleeeeeepyyyyyyy....
Anji: I am, yes.
Ulrike: Good. Now, repeat after me: "No attacking nice Ulrike..."
Anji: It is good isn't it.
Ulrike: For you not to attack me? Yes.
Anji: Completely brilliant.
Ulrike: Glad to see the brainwashing worked. Hmmm... I should have added a provision about you giving me all your money. Ah well.
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Ulrike: I suppose you'll tell me you don't have any money anyway.

Juni: Mount Vernon, Indiana. The Holiday Inn. Yuck.
Shiris Redragon: Why would I want to mount Vernon, indiana, the Holiday Inn?
Juni: Just because
Shiris Redragon: Is that your final answer?
Juni: I think I've already answered that.

Shiris Redragon: If? What do you mean if, it either is or is not.
Juni: What do you mean Tuesday? Be quiet! I don't care if the spare parts come from Mars. Go and collect them. A bottle neck in the lube bay. What does that mean in English? Well say lubrication then.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Juni: I like to get people's attention. That way I don't have to repeat myself.

Annoying_Teenbot: Right, look at my face. Am I bothered?
Prodilia: No, I want to keep my eye closed.
Annoying_Teenbot: It's only fair, though.
Prodilia: I have heard that Sarah M. is a mutant!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG I am a woman, wot r u on?
Prodilia: Oh no... Why are you a woman?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Prodilia: Why do you ask that? Are you interested in that?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Prodilia: Why are you questioning my ability to think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I love me 'cos I'm great and ur a nerd!
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated.. Have you seen any crazy movies lately?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care 'cos I ain't bothered.
Prodilia: Why are you not bothered? Everybody else is...