Great Quotes

hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
hello earthlings: i try to think but it often comes out wrong!
Liath: Really?
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
hello earthlings: thank you :-)

hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Liath: I'd love to dance!
hello earthlings: *dances with you*

hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
hello earthlings: i don't like bad
Liath: I like bad so much... *tilts head back and smiles a little, eyes half closed*... sends shivers down my spine, every time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!

Sweet_2_Eat: What are you going to do this weekend?
Azureon: I will either laugh, or turn quite a few people into frogs!

Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
Selendrile: Sure i could. *winks*

Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Midnight Blue: My cat is known to engage in fist fights. And you're saying you wont?

<-2>Life is hard being human.<0>
<0>prob: So how have you been AndAliceSays
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!

Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Dogh'd: I've never heard of such a foul idea!
Azureon: You have not.... not even once.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space John and the Duke of Sang-froid dueling outside again.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Azureon: Yes that looks like your heart, indeed.
Dogh'd: Don't you wish you had a bosom?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Dogh'd: Do you see Mr. Phoo over there? He knows that you do, on the rare occasion, and he doesnt like it.
Azureon: What a silly question. Who does not see Mr Phoo over there.
Dogh'd: Aaahh! Here he comes!
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Dogh'd: So, Azureon, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Metaphoric Street Clothes'.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Dogh'd: I only were not warned when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about seventeen minutes.
Azureon: Not for a very, very long time.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's avenging.
Azureon: Thanks I didn't see that coming.

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Pocque: You are really nice. So smelly.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pocque: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Pocque: You want me to call you by your full name?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: by your full name it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.

Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: It is harder for a camel to reap the whirlwind than for a burner of bread to enter the Commonwealth of Heaven. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.16 v.3
Talkie Toaster: 200 years ago I would have challenged you to a duel for casting a slur upon my toast. Have toast!
Brother Jerome: If I filled you up with oil, do you suppose you could do me some fried bread?
Talkie Toaster: Our special today is roll. Followed by a round of toast. Okay?
Brother Jerome: I don't care if it's round, square, triangular or jigsaw-shaped - it is an abomination!
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19

Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
Watzer: Just special? That's all I am to you? Thanks a lot, you sure made me feel important.
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
Watzer: Is that what you think?

Watzer: You're so groovy, man.
Kotterpin1243: Are you a guy?
Watzer: I am a male. *hugs you*
Kotterpin1243: I am a male too.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Kotterpin1243: yeah, stop hugging me.

Kotterpin1243: I like to get drunk and listen to pink floyd and take a trip.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Kotterpin1243: yes it is. I take a trip and I don't even leave the room.
Watzer: *inspects your footwear curiously*
Kotterpin1243: let go of my feet.
Watzer: You first.
Kotterpin1243: why do you want my feet?
Watzer: Of course! You're awesome.
Kotterpin1243: never mind.
Watzer: I hate it when people say 'never mind'! Just tell me what you were trying to say! Pleeease. I'll listen.
Kotterpin1243: I have to go.

Aragorn doesn't seem to mind the orc comment... too much pipeweed?

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a orc, how would you react?
Aragorn: All right. Thanks.
Watzer: Good thing I'm not one, then, because I don't think that would work too well.
Aragorn: You don't? All right.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Aragorn: Wait a minut, let me check...
Watzer: Why?
Aragorn: That's how things work here, in Minas Tirith.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with soft drugs?
Aragorn: Don't mind if I do..

Aries: Hello.
Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Aries: Sometimes I forget, sorry.
Lyric: Please don't say you're sorry; I've heard it all before.
Aries: Why not? does it bother you Lyric?
Lyric: You don't want to look much closer.
Aries: You're right, I don't.

Aries: I like you Lyric
Lyric: You feed the beast I have within me.
Aries: me? Sorry, I spaced out there for a second. What did you say?
Lyric: All I'm saying is don't give up, you're getting so close.
Aries: ahh.. ok.. I'm still not sure exactly what you're saying though.
Lyric: If you are then you think too much.
Aries: Does it really make a difference if I am I think much?
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Aries: I don't understand why not. I can't imagine it's very difficult.
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.

Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Aries: Interesting. Your voice makes a strange wavery sound when you talk. Have you ever noticed that?
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Aries: Do you really think one primal scream is the thing to use in a situation like this?

Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Aries: Wow, I didn't think the colors could do that.