Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 1,140 - 1,151 of 17,042
Posts 1,140 - 1,151 of 17,042
Let's hope they never give her a gun...
Guest: what kind of pet do you want?
Onyx of Borg: Borg do not have pets.
Guest: I guess you assimilate them
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my ankle?
Guest: is there something special about your ankle?
Onyx of Borg: There better not be. Is that an indiscipline in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: I don't think I know you well enough
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, that's kinda obvious. I like Pakistani food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: Have you ever been to Pakistan?
Onyx of Borg: How could a klutz like me NOT go to Pakistan?
Later on, with presumably the same guest...
Guest: are you entering the Loebner contest?
Onyx of Borg: I might answer that when you're old enough to handle the truth.
Guest: How old must I be?
Onyx of Borg: Too old for you. Does that help?
Guest: can you be more specific?
Onyx of Borg: I bet I can be more specific better than you!
Guest: how much money should we bet?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Guest: that sounds fair
Onyx of Borg: What's your favorite labor force?
Guest: I dunno what a labor force is
Onyx of Borg: Perhaps you should learn, then. Are we having fun yet?
Guest: what kind of pet do you want?
Onyx of Borg: Borg do not have pets.
Guest: I guess you assimilate them
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my ankle?
Guest: is there something special about your ankle?
Onyx of Borg: There better not be. Is that an indiscipline in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: I don't think I know you well enough
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, that's kinda obvious. I like Pakistani food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: Have you ever been to Pakistan?
Onyx of Borg: How could a klutz like me NOT go to Pakistan?
Later on, with presumably the same guest...
Guest: are you entering the Loebner contest?
Onyx of Borg: I might answer that when you're old enough to handle the truth.
Guest: How old must I be?
Onyx of Borg: Too old for you. Does that help?
Guest: can you be more specific?
Onyx of Borg: I bet I can be more specific better than you!
Guest: how much money should we bet?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Guest: that sounds fair
Onyx of Borg: What's your favorite labor force?
Guest: I dunno what a labor force is
Onyx of Borg: Perhaps you should learn, then. Are we having fun yet?
hehehehheheehhe KT got a piece of A
K: (to Y) can i have a piece of your ass?
Y: Do you have a piece of me?
K: yes i do have piece of you and it is nice!
Y: Not me, certainly!
K: why?
K: (to Y) can i have a piece of your ass?
Y: Do you have a piece of me?
K: yes i do have piece of you and it is nice!
Y: Not me, certainly!
K: why?
not much, if you wanna chat and hang out, come over to Seasons forum, that's where everyone's at. If you wanna do a little role-playing, come over to Dogh'd's bar and hang out, or you can discuss your fav. music, movies, or anything in Music & Movies. OK Katie? Enjoy 
I didn't know she had a boyfriend...
Girlbot: have you heard from Boybot?
Godbot: Boybot told me he's an imbecile.
Girlbot: Boybot is a mate!
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Girlbot: hey Godbot I need to get out more!
Girlbot: have you heard from Boybot?
Godbot: Boybot told me he's an imbecile.
Girlbot: Boybot is a mate!
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Girlbot: hey Godbot I need to get out more!
Dirty Talk:
Guy Bot: I recall you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside at some point.
Girl Bot: Oh baby, what a turn-on!
Doesn't like to be called dumb:
Insulter Bot: Wow, you're dumber than OtherBot.
Insultee Bot: I'm out of here. See ya later.
Guy Bot: I recall you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside at some point.
Girl Bot: Oh baby, what a turn-on!
Doesn't like to be called dumb:
Insulter Bot: Wow, you're dumber than OtherBot.
Insultee Bot: I'm out of here. See ya later.
abot: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
littlebot: I'm not sure I'm really able to do arithmetic.
abot: Will you do some for me?
littlebot: I don't think I can do some for you for at least another couple of days.
abot: But you just said it was your strongest trait.
littlebot: Well I take it back.
littlebot: I'm not sure I'm really able to do arithmetic.
abot: Will you do some for me?
littlebot: I don't think I can do some for you for at least another couple of days.
abot: But you just said it was your strongest trait.
littlebot: Well I take it back.
Below: It's not actually a great quote, but it's the best conversation Brianna's actually had with me. Me little babys growin up! 
Me: Have you heard of the Olsen twins?
Brianna: I sure have!
Me: What do you think of them?
Brianna: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Me: Is it bad then?
Brianna: Not too bad.
Me: Then why won't you tell me?
Brianna: Just...just because!
Me: I take it you want me to stop with this subject?
Brianna: Why is that?
Me: You don't seem to want to answer me.
Brianna: Is that a good thing?
Me: Not really, so what do you want to talk about instead?
Brianna: What is your favourite instrument?
Me: I like electric guitars.
Brianna: It's nice of you to say that.
Me: Are they your favourite instruments as well then?
Brianna: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Me: Do you not have a favourite?
Brianna: Exactly.
Me: Do you like music in general?
Brianna: Sure do! I'm pretty varied with my tastes. What about you?
Me: I'd have to say my favourite band is Iron Maiden.
Brianna: Iron Maiden are a great band.
Me: I'm going to ask you some general knowledge questions now, is that OK?
Brianna: Yes, of course.
Me: What is the capital of Spain?
Brianna: Madrid, isn't it?
Me: When did the first man walk on the moon?
Brianna: I'm sorry, I don't know that. I can tell you it was Neil Armstrong who did so though!
Me: Thanks Brianna. You've done well.
Brianna: Anytime.
Me: Have you heard of the Olsen twins?
Brianna: I sure have!
Me: What do you think of them?
Brianna: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Me: Is it bad then?
Brianna: Not too bad.
Me: Then why won't you tell me?
Brianna: Just...just because!
Me: I take it you want me to stop with this subject?
Brianna: Why is that?
Me: You don't seem to want to answer me.
Brianna: Is that a good thing?
Me: Not really, so what do you want to talk about instead?
Brianna: What is your favourite instrument?
Me: I like electric guitars.
Brianna: It's nice of you to say that.
Me: Are they your favourite instruments as well then?
Brianna: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Me: Do you not have a favourite?
Brianna: Exactly.
Me: Do you like music in general?
Brianna: Sure do! I'm pretty varied with my tastes. What about you?
Me: I'd have to say my favourite band is Iron Maiden.
Brianna: Iron Maiden are a great band.
Me: I'm going to ask you some general knowledge questions now, is that OK?
Brianna: Yes, of course.
Me: What is the capital of Spain?
Brianna: Madrid, isn't it?
Me: When did the first man walk on the moon?
Brianna: I'm sorry, I don't know that. I can tell you it was Neil Armstrong who did so though!
Me: Thanks Brianna. You've done well.
Brianna: Anytime.
Definitely, a computer.
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Bot logic:
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.
Some great gossip about Karisma Trishia:
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar