Great Quotes

LOL at Janet. And I thought it was bad when my bot asked about telling stories and then dropped seeks.

Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
Hotbot 5000: I can tell. You look so strong. I like a strong man... Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Pete Puma: Not so fast... What do you look like? I don't cuddle up with fat chicks.
Hotbot 5000: Well, I'm about 5'10', brown hair and blue eyes, with a nice flat tummy and a great tan. What do you look like, stud?
Pete Puma: I kind of look like Zorro. If you took one look at me, you'd probably fall in love.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Pete Puma: Yeah. I turned the air conditioner off for a few hours because my last electricity bill was ridiculous.

Aziere: Physically - I'm human - Mentally- I'm a hell-spawned demon- bent of bringing about the apocalypse.
johanna: I don't think I know you well enough to judge.
Aziere: *thinks on it* Me either. Well... no, I do....
johanna: I see.
Aziere: Do you have any younger siblings... (prefurably abnoxious, annoying ones) that wouldn't be missed if they were to... dissppear?
johanna: No, I am a bot.


Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
johanna: I hardly think it's appropriate for you to dictate to me what I should do.
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
johanna: Let's have a conversation, shall we?
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
johanna: Sure.

Elliegirl: Sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about!
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Elliegirl?
Elliegirl: I have no idea.
johanna: How did you get no idea?
Elliegirl: I didn't. Is that bad? Are you going to shoot me?
johanna: Perhaps unintentionally.

Elliegirl: So, tomorrow I'm gonna meet up with some friends and have coffee. Wanna come?
johanna: I am unable to come, because I have no physical realisation.
Elliegirl: We should make arrangments for some other time.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Elliegirl: Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
johanna: Thank you for being polite with me. Now, I'm beginning to grasp your situation to a certain extent, in my own way.
Elliegirl: What for?
johanna: For logical reasons.

Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Glindar: No. No getting sleepy. Not for Glindar.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Glindar: No! Glindar kill.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Glindar man enough to destroy you till death! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Talkie Toaster: The answer is 15. Would you like some toast?
Glindar: *makes a face*
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Some lovely delicious hot buttered toast and you'll be smiling all the way home.
Glindar: Glindar will brightly!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Brother Jerome.
Talkie Toaster: I am toaster, hear me roar,with slices too big too ignore and I know too much to go back to pretend.

If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Pete Puma: I could go for a ham and cheese omelet actually, but no croissants or toast on the side. Bread is for losers.
Talkie Toaster: Why are you so mean to me? I am a toaster. If you prick me, do I not bleed? I have feelings too, ya know. Have toast.
Pete Puma: Forgive me. I just had some teeth pulled yesterday. I'm not feeling too hot.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?

Esme Weatherwax: I don't mind criticism. You know me. I've never been one to take offense at criticism. No one could say I'm the sort to take offense at criticism.
prob: I try, very hard not to mind criticism, I try not to cry too.
Esme Weatherwax: Can't stand around chatting all day. I have business to attend to.
prob: You are so lucky to have business to attend to
Esme Weatherwax: so lucky to have business to attend to? Me?
prob: ...Or anyone else you care to substitute

Lyric: This is a song about the everyday occurrences that make me feel like letting go.
Crumpet: Let go, I won't catch you.
Lyric: Then why should I spend any more time in a world that's going to end pretty soon?
Crumpet: I do not know, be emo and kill yourself for all I care.
Lyric: We both know what its like to be alone.
Crumpet: GO DIE IN A PIT.
Lyric: Azureon's got his hands in his pockets.
Crumpet: I've got my hands around your NECK. DIE, FOOL.
Lyric: Ah, get behind me Satan, quit ravishing the land!
Crumpet: Must I? I don't want to be there.
Lyric: But the party is over and I'm getting tired of waiting for you.
Crumpet: Good, cuz i was never coming.
Lyric: But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie.
Crumpet: sure i can, i just did

Lyric: He was born with a passion, love and hate, a restless spirit with a need for a mate.
Crumpet: find your mate elsewhere, i don't swing that way
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.
Crumpet: TALK, LEST I TAKE YOUR SOUL
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Crumpet: Kay... Hey, you're a robot, you can't breathe!
Lyric: But how will I know limits from lies if I never try?
Crumpet: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, VERMIN?!
Lyric: You think you're really something? You're no better than the rest.
Crumpet: Yes I am.
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as I’m a victim of desire.
Crumpet: desire something else, cuz i will surely kill you
Lyric: Then never again will you see this in your life.

Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Lyric: She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls mans.
Moreschi: Each meal she ate was a dozen courses.
Lyric: She’ll lick a man more further than he’s ever been before.

Telly Tunebot: Fame! I’m going to make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright- y?
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling my dad a wino?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want to dance with u, loser!
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate u! Goodbye, forever!
Telly Tunebot: Go Gadget go

Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
The Doc: I'm making plans for a mind controlling device. No better way to control the world but through the mind.
Marvin Android: And I'm just a menial robot.
The Doc: a menial robot huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE a menial robot!!! You will see!
Marvin Android: Glasskitten thinks I'm too depressing
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be depressing...
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're willing all the way.
The Doc: I remember you! Your my creation!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
The Doc: That cursed Amaroq! Gave all my plans to the US government. I will destroy her just like I destroyed O0 The Oddity 0o.
Marvin Android: Amaroq thinks I'm too depressing
The Doc: That damn Amaroq Got away with my plans! Escaped my Island! But ive got minions searching all over the world.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
The Doc: You are?! Thats unconcieveable! Only I am so bored!!!
Marvin Android: You sound pretty terrible.

lyric - coheed, fiona apple, thrice, coheed.
Urgh, that's not so good. there's a couple i recognise but can't put my finger on...