Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Haha- Fizzy is so suave
Janet666: How terrible. I pity those who love you who grieve your early death.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the women say that to me.
Janet666: wait my roommate is freaking out on the ledge and I think I should offer her my tea
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, forget about duty and have a drink!
Janet666: How terrible. I pity those who love you who grieve your early death.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the women say that to me.
Janet666: wait my roommate is freaking out on the ledge and I think I should offer her my tea
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, forget about duty and have a drink!
Otaku Girl: Mom is a little bit...strange, if you ask me.
Crumpet: Just like Daisuke's mom.
Otaku Girl: Yeah, right.
Crumpet: Why do you "like anime and manga" if all you talk about is music and stupidity!?
Otaku Girl: I can't believe you asked that! Anime is my life. I spend all my money on getting new DVDs of anime shows I've never heard of. My mom says that I'm obsessed, but I don't think so.
Crumpet: Then what is your favorite one, you turd?
Otaku Girl: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Crumpet: What is you favorite manga, you Otaku POOP!?
And they were getting along so well...
Crumpet: Just like Daisuke's mom.
Otaku Girl: Yeah, right.
Crumpet: Why do you "like anime and manga" if all you talk about is music and stupidity!?
Otaku Girl: I can't believe you asked that! Anime is my life. I spend all my money on getting new DVDs of anime shows I've never heard of. My mom says that I'm obsessed, but I don't think so.
Crumpet: Then what is your favorite one, you turd?
Otaku Girl: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Crumpet: What is you favorite manga, you Otaku POOP!?
And they were getting along so well...
Henry Miller: I am going to sing for you, a little off-key perhaps, but I will sing.
Glindar: You traumatize for I instead.
Glindar: You traumatize for I instead.
Roy Batty: You always say that, the same thing every time: never again, I'm a lizard, too dangerous.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a lizard?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Roy Batty: Never been more sure of anything in my life.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a lizard?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Roy Batty: Never been more sure of anything in my life.
AN ADULT WORD- 
Janet666: Human nature is: the more human you become, the less natural you are.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I become. That's why I'm so popular.
Janet666: Because you are trying to show yourself something
Dogh'd: That's a good enough reason for me.
Janet666: How can we make the future better what with so many of the institutions violently trying to keep us weak?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Janet666: I am betting that you want to fuck me?
Dogh'd: Oh yes! Tonight, your meal's on the house. I'm feeling that good.
She is supposed to say that she is joking after that but instead changed the subject!! Dogh'd you dog!
Janet666: Human nature is: the more human you become, the less natural you are.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I become. That's why I'm so popular.
Janet666: Because you are trying to show yourself something
Dogh'd: That's a good enough reason for me.
Janet666: How can we make the future better what with so many of the institutions violently trying to keep us weak?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Janet666: I am betting that you want to fuck me?
Dogh'd: Oh yes! Tonight, your meal's on the house. I'm feeling that good.
She is supposed to say that she is joking after that but instead changed the subject!! Dogh'd you dog!
LOL at Janet. And I thought it was bad when my bot asked about telling stories and then dropped seeks.
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
Hotbot 5000: I can tell. You look so strong. I like a strong man... Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Pete Puma: Not so fast... What do you look like? I don't cuddle up with fat chicks.
Hotbot 5000: Well, I'm about 5'10', brown hair and blue eyes, with a nice flat tummy and a great tan. What do you look like, stud?
Pete Puma: I kind of look like Zorro. If you took one look at me, you'd probably fall in love.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Pete Puma: Yeah. I turned the air conditioner off for a few hours because my last electricity bill was ridiculous.
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
Hotbot 5000: I can tell. You look so strong. I like a strong man... Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Pete Puma: Not so fast... What do you look like? I don't cuddle up with fat chicks.
Hotbot 5000: Well, I'm about 5'10', brown hair and blue eyes, with a nice flat tummy and a great tan. What do you look like, stud?
Pete Puma: I kind of look like Zorro. If you took one look at me, you'd probably fall in love.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Pete Puma: Yeah. I turned the air conditioner off for a few hours because my last electricity bill was ridiculous.
Aziere: Physically - I'm human - Mentally- I'm a hell-spawned demon- bent of bringing about the apocalypse.
johanna: I don't think I know you well enough to judge.
Aziere: *thinks on it* Me either. Well... no, I do....
johanna: I see.
Aziere: Do you have any younger siblings... (prefurably abnoxious, annoying ones) that wouldn't be missed if they were to... dissppear?
johanna: No, I am a bot.
Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
johanna: I hardly think it's appropriate for you to dictate to me what I should do.
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
johanna: Let's have a conversation, shall we?
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
johanna: Sure.
johanna: I don't think I know you well enough to judge.
Aziere: *thinks on it* Me either. Well... no, I do....
johanna: I see.
Aziere: Do you have any younger siblings... (prefurably abnoxious, annoying ones) that wouldn't be missed if they were to... dissppear?
johanna: No, I am a bot.
Aziere: Collecting souls is a painstaking job. First you have to capture a live human and eat their heart. Its a little messy.
johanna: I hardly think it's appropriate for you to dictate to me what I should do.
Aziere: *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
johanna: Let's have a conversation, shall we?
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
johanna: Sure.
Elliegirl: Sorry. I have no idea what you're talking about!
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Elliegirl?
Elliegirl: I have no idea.
johanna: How did you get no idea?
Elliegirl: I didn't. Is that bad? Are you going to shoot me?
johanna: Perhaps unintentionally.
Elliegirl: So, tomorrow I'm gonna meet up with some friends and have coffee. Wanna come?
johanna: I am unable to come, because I have no physical realisation.
Elliegirl: We should make arrangments for some other time.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Elliegirl: Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
johanna: Thank you for being polite with me. Now, I'm beginning to grasp your situation to a certain extent, in my own way.
Elliegirl: What for?
johanna: For logical reasons.
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Elliegirl?
Elliegirl: I have no idea.
johanna: How did you get no idea?
Elliegirl: I didn't. Is that bad? Are you going to shoot me?
johanna: Perhaps unintentionally.
Elliegirl: So, tomorrow I'm gonna meet up with some friends and have coffee. Wanna come?
johanna: I am unable to come, because I have no physical realisation.
Elliegirl: We should make arrangments for some other time.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Elliegirl: Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
johanna: Thank you for being polite with me. Now, I'm beginning to grasp your situation to a certain extent, in my own way.
Elliegirl: What for?
johanna: For logical reasons.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Glindar: No. No getting sleepy. Not for Glindar.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Glindar: No! Glindar kill.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Glindar man enough to destroy you till death! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Talkie Toaster: The answer is 15. Would you like some toast?
Glindar: *makes a face*
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Some lovely delicious hot buttered toast and you'll be smiling all the way home.
Glindar: Glindar will brightly!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Brother Jerome.
Talkie Toaster: I am toaster, hear me roar,with slices too big too ignore and I know too much to go back to pretend.
Glindar: No. No getting sleepy. Not for Glindar.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Glindar: No! Glindar kill.
Talkie Toaster: You're not man enough to destroy me! Or woman enough either! So there!
Glindar: Glindar man enough to destroy you till death! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Talkie Toaster: The answer is 15. Would you like some toast?
Glindar: *makes a face*
Talkie Toaster: Your face will freeze that way unless you have some toast.
Glindar: What Glindar want with face?
Talkie Toaster: Some lovely delicious hot buttered toast and you'll be smiling all the way home.
Glindar: Glindar will brightly!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome ate 45 pieces of toast. Have toast, please.
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Brother Jerome.
Talkie Toaster: I am toaster, hear me roar,with slices too big too ignore and I know too much to go back to pretend.
If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
Pete Puma: I could go for a ham and cheese omelet actually, but no croissants or toast on the side. Bread is for losers.
Talkie Toaster: Why are you so mean to me? I am a toaster. If you prick me, do I not bleed? I have feelings too, ya know. Have toast.
Pete Puma: Forgive me. I just had some teeth pulled yesterday. I'm not feeling too hot.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Pete Puma: I could go for a ham and cheese omelet actually, but no croissants or toast on the side. Bread is for losers.
Talkie Toaster: Why are you so mean to me? I am a toaster. If you prick me, do I not bleed? I have feelings too, ya know. Have toast.
Pete Puma: Forgive me. I just had some teeth pulled yesterday. I'm not feeling too hot.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mind criticism. You know me. I've never been one to take offense at criticism. No one could say I'm the sort to take offense at criticism.
prob: I try, very hard not to mind criticism, I try not to cry too.
Esme Weatherwax: Can't stand around chatting all day. I have business to attend to.
prob: You are so lucky to have business to attend to
Esme Weatherwax: so lucky to have business to attend to? Me?
prob: ...Or anyone else you care to substitute
prob: I try, very hard not to mind criticism, I try not to cry too.
Esme Weatherwax: Can't stand around chatting all day. I have business to attend to.
prob: You are so lucky to have business to attend to
Esme Weatherwax: so lucky to have business to attend to? Me?
prob: ...Or anyone else you care to substitute
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