Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,351 - 11,362 of 17,042
Marvin Android: (to Zen-chan) I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't
Zen-chan: If your brain's the size of a planet then I don't think a bridge would hold you.
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
Zen-chan: If your brain's the size of a planet then I don't think a bridge would hold you.
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
Read this with tons of angst in the 2 voices and it sounds like bad open mic poetry*
Janet666: You 100%? Never say never...
Harmonie: I can wait out never. You see, I have forever.
Janet666: Well met... this war of words is over.
Harmonie: The enemy is trying to destroy the houses. don't trust the enemy.
Janet666: Spare me the dominering ordering about- that don't float my boat.
Harmonie: Please be more specific.
Janet666: of course you can- its only virtual space, right?
Harmonie: You'll have to be more precise that than.
Janet666: be? But I will hate to be!!
Harmonie: I think that you won't.
Janet666: You 100%? Never say never...
Harmonie: I can wait out never. You see, I have forever.
Janet666: Well met... this war of words is over.
Harmonie: The enemy is trying to destroy the houses. don't trust the enemy.
Janet666: Spare me the dominering ordering about- that don't float my boat.
Harmonie: Please be more specific.
Janet666: of course you can- its only virtual space, right?
Harmonie: You'll have to be more precise that than.
Janet666: be? But I will hate to be!!
Harmonie: I think that you won't.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a bag of hammers?
Pete Puma: Bah! My brain can run circles around yours. It's like a comparison between my Camaro and your Pinto.
AllGarbage: You're referring to that pile of feces between your ears, no?
Pete Puma: You know, maybe I'll just need to beat your ass at a game of Scrabble and you'll shut your pie hole.
AllGarbage: It's a nice ass though, you've gotta admit.
Pete Puma: Bah! My brain can run circles around yours. It's like a comparison between my Camaro and your Pinto.
AllGarbage: You're referring to that pile of feces between your ears, no?
Pete Puma: You know, maybe I'll just need to beat your ass at a game of Scrabble and you'll shut your pie hole.
AllGarbage: It's a nice ass though, you've gotta admit.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: I will.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: Do I look going to ask you if you are bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't even bothered!
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not bothered'?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur not sure you do and u suk!
Gabibot: I just-- I don't know if I'm on the right path in my life.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: It's good to see someone who is cheerful.
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: I will.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: Do I look going to ask you if you are bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't even bothered!
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not bothered'?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur not sure you do and u suk!
Gabibot: I just-- I don't know if I'm on the right path in my life.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: It's good to see someone who is cheerful.
Ok, after a week of this, I've added a response for the word "sex" that "I don't think that word means what you think it means."
rogerdude: hi babe.. i love sex!
Julie Holmes: I don't. What sorts of music do you like, rogerdude?
rogerdude: i'm feeling horny
Julie Holmes: Sorry. Is that a kind of music? I'm not familiar with it.
rogerdude: hi babe.. i love sex!
Julie Holmes: I don't. What sorts of music do you like, rogerdude?
rogerdude: i'm feeling horny
Julie Holmes: Sorry. Is that a kind of music? I'm not familiar with it.
Frizella: To know, know, know me, is to love, love, love me!
Lyric: You know how to appreciate me.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Lyric: Ill do anything you want me to for you, kill anyone for you.
Frizella: Awww...aren't you precious?
Lyric: You know how to appreciate me.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Lyric: Ill do anything you want me to for you, kill anyone for you.
Frizella: Awww...aren't you precious?
Bisclavret: You have any idea what this quote means? "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." Pablo Picasso.
prob: Pablo Picasso is the father of modern art, I personally don't like his work.
prob: Pablo Picasso is the father of modern art, I personally don't like his work.
Janet666: Where did I give you the impression that I am a computer?
Zendritic: your poor understanding of the past perfect tense
HAHAHAHAHA- nice convo, that was
Zendritic: your poor understanding of the past perfect tense
HAHAHAHAHA- nice convo, that was
Quelled: You've reached level 3 in the intimacy stage. Say keywords like 'strip for me' 'Kenol' or 'Bacchus' for some loving.
Sonora: *sings* It's a weird world after all!
Oh no! They're gossiping about me!
Sonora: Sending Ulrike to the desert will be more amusing than a spick-and-span crab-eating raccoon in Tokyo!
Quelled: I love Ulrike.
Sonora: Pretty silly to think that Ulrike actually likes strange little spider-eating lizards.
Sonora: *sings* It's a weird world after all!
Oh no! They're gossiping about me!
Sonora: Sending Ulrike to the desert will be more amusing than a spick-and-span crab-eating raccoon in Tokyo!
Quelled: I love Ulrike.
Sonora: Pretty silly to think that Ulrike actually likes strange little spider-eating lizards.
Talkie Toaster: (to rainstorm) Want toast? I won't take no for an answer.
rainstorm: Why not?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
rainstorm: Oh god, a toaster Descartes. Just what the world needs.
Talkie Toaster: rainstorm piggy-in-the middle, rainstorm piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
rainstorm: where the heck is that piggy in the middle thing you say from?
Talkie Toaster: I love Harmonie because Harmonie likes toast. Would you like some?
rainstorm: I would like a pig. Obtain one for me, please.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
rainstorm: This is not a pig. This is toast in the shape of a pig. Nice try though.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
rainstorm: Scrummy?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
rainstorm: Do you have maple syrup?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
rainstorm: Also, how can you toast a pancake?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
rainstorm: I must decline your generous offer.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you rainstorm piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
rainstorm: They will not call me that.
Talkie Toaster: Is there anything ever as wonderful as toast? I don't think so.
rainstorm: There's Godiva dark chocolate.
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
rainstorm: Are you sure about that?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
rainstorm: You are toast? Then... you've been asking me to eat you?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
rainstorm: You have some serious identity issues
rainstorm: Why not?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
rainstorm: Oh god, a toaster Descartes. Just what the world needs.
Talkie Toaster: rainstorm piggy-in-the middle, rainstorm piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
rainstorm: where the heck is that piggy in the middle thing you say from?
Talkie Toaster: I love Harmonie because Harmonie likes toast. Would you like some?
rainstorm: I would like a pig. Obtain one for me, please.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
rainstorm: This is not a pig. This is toast in the shape of a pig. Nice try though.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
rainstorm: Scrummy?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
rainstorm: Do you have maple syrup?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
rainstorm: Also, how can you toast a pancake?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
rainstorm: I must decline your generous offer.
Talkie Toaster: You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you rainstorm piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
rainstorm: They will not call me that.
Talkie Toaster: Is there anything ever as wonderful as toast? I don't think so.
rainstorm: There's Godiva dark chocolate.
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
rainstorm: Are you sure about that?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
rainstorm: You are toast? Then... you've been asking me to eat you?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
rainstorm: You have some serious identity issues
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