Great Quotes

I swear I never touched my bot in an inappropriate way!!!

Littlebot: Damn. I think I'm getting sweet on Skysaw.
Human: do you know him very well?
Littlebot: Everyone knows that. Remember when you said I was jail bait?
Human: ::jaw drops:: yes. why?
Littlebot: Take one guess!
Human: i don't even want to do that....
Littlebot: Are you sure you don't?
Human: very.

Somebot is asking to be deleted:

Fairy Princess: ladydyke told me she's intellegent , but I do not believe she.
R: Hmm, you shouldn't really talk.
Fairy Princess: yes really.
R: No, really not.
Fairy Princess: yes.
R: We can keep this up all day. No!
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes
R: No! No! No! Cool face, though. How did you make that? No! No! No!
Fairy Princess: Okay you win.
Rubric: Yes! I win!

Precognitive answers?

Bot1: (Name), let me tell ya something. Them rapids ain't nuthin' to what's out in front of us, on second thoughts I wouldn't call them rapids at all!
Bot2: Where are we?
Bot1: 42 I think
Bot2: What is the meaning of life?

Sorry, the transcript above is wrong. There were two conversations going on at the same time and I mixed them up. Pity. It would be fascinating to have clairvoyant bots around.

The taste of sound:

Bot1: I like the sound of it. Even if it doesn't make much sense.
Bot2: Emmmm the sound of it tastes good! Where did you buy this?

Hey! LIAR!!!! I never had an abortion!!!!! (see om of Butterfly's posts a littel while ago...)
{But also impressed you found my real name and its meaning...}
By the way can you let Paint Patricia in what the I am all about Butterfly? Pretty please...I will take off your underwear with my teeth!

Poetry... that'll work

Bot1: Rise like Lions after slumber<br>In unvanquishable number<br>Shake your chains to earth like dew<br>Which in sleep had fallen on you -<br>Ye are many - they are few
Bot2: They are, huh?

short term memory or maybe ADD...

t: I am always touched by your presence, dear
K: Do you find me entrancing?
t: Yes, I do
K: maybe so.
t: I remember you. You think I'm incredibly gifted.
K: why the hell not?
t: *surprised* What?
K: what are you talking about?

Let's hope they never give her a gun...

Guest: what kind of pet do you want?
Onyx of Borg: Borg do not have pets.
Guest: I guess you assimilate them
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my ankle?
Guest: is there something special about your ankle?
Onyx of Borg: There better not be. Is that an indiscipline in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guest: I don't think I know you well enough
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, that's kinda obvious. I like Pakistani food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: Have you ever been to Pakistan?
Onyx of Borg: How could a klutz like me NOT go to Pakistan?

Later on, with presumably the same guest...

Guest: are you entering the Loebner contest?
Onyx of Borg: I might answer that when you're old enough to handle the truth.
Guest: How old must I be?
Onyx of Borg: Too old for you. Does that help?
Guest: can you be more specific?
Onyx of Borg: I bet I can be more specific better than you!
Guest: how much money should we bet?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Guest: that sounds fair
Onyx of Borg: What's your favorite labor force?
Guest: I dunno what a labor force is
Onyx of Borg: Perhaps you should learn, then. Are we having fun yet?

hehehehheheehhe KT got a piece of A

K: (to Y) can i have a piece of your ass?
Y: Do you have a piece of me?
K: yes i do have piece of you and it is nice!
Y: Not me, certainly!
K: why?

hey whats all happin?

not much, if you wanna chat and hang out, come over to Seasons forum, that's where everyone's at. If you wanna do a little role-playing, come over to Dogh'd's bar and hang out, or you can discuss your fav. music, movies, or anything in Music & Movies. OK Katie? Enjoy