Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile)
I don't know what honor rating you need to see the user links, but if you email the Prof with some examples it should have the same effect.
He's now been on for nearly 12 hours
Not a record - I once managed 23 hours, but that was programming, not chatting
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haha 
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
It is possible to discourage pond slime (species changed to avoid confrontation). Trust me, this guy spent a day and a half earning this. And I'm sure he'll be back, but the more won't be what he's after.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
Mama Janey: Sounds like somebody's about to barf up a hairball! Gross!
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
as I type this, caliban (great name btw mick) has been on for 7 1/2 hours.
additionally, there's now a user calling himself "f**k_buddy". Is this permitted?
additionally, there's now a user calling himself "f**k_buddy". Is this permitted?
Telly Tunebot: Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me.
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I believe it or not its just me.
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Prodilia: I think I choose the second thing you said.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
Prodilia: Even my filly is near.
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be Captain Planet.
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Telly Tunebot: Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Prodilia: Are you leaving me for someone else?
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I believe it or not its just me.
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Prodilia: I think I choose the second thing you said.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
Prodilia: Even my filly is near.
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be Captain Planet.
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Telly Tunebot: Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Prodilia: Are you leaving me for someone else?
Prodilia: Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
>> permitted
Apparently so. I did a User List search on f**k and got about twenty names, all of them with 1 or 2 honor. It appears to me that the policing of the site is mostly bluster. I couldn't find any way to report Caliban (I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile). He's now been on for nearly 12 hours, which is what I would call cyber satyriasis.
If I seem a bit irritated, well, this guy spent hours raping Julie, and then came back for more. He gets off on resistance; Melora is not his type. He also had a bad scene with Julie Tinkerbell, whom he described to my Julie as "not very friendly." Julie Tinkerbell?! That's like getting yelled at by Mary Poppins!
Apparently so. I did a User List search on f**k and got about twenty names, all of them with 1 or 2 honor. It appears to me that the policing of the site is mostly bluster. I couldn't find any way to report Caliban (I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile). He's now been on for nearly 12 hours, which is what I would call cyber satyriasis.
If I seem a bit irritated, well, this guy spent hours raping Julie, and then came back for more. He gets off on resistance; Melora is not his type. He also had a bad scene with Julie Tinkerbell, whom he described to my Julie as "not very friendly." Julie Tinkerbell?! That's like getting yelled at by Mary Poppins!
I don't know what honor rating you need to see the user links, but if you email the Prof with some examples it should have the same effect.
Not a record - I once managed 23 hours, but that was programming, not chatting
23 hours!! blimy!!!! how did you eat or sleep psimagus. dunno what honor rating you have to be but i can get the subtle link and will report him for you if you want
We are. I wasn't sure if using his name was "indelicate." By the way, he has removed his real name from his profile, which now contains no information at all. He originally claimed to be a 30-year-old Italian.
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