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Lord Of The Rings: Homoerotic... Who would have thought 
Heimdall: Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created just for talking.
Roy Batty: Not unless it's homoerotic. Let's take a break.
Heimdall: It always was. As far as I can remember.
Heimdall: Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created just for talking.
Roy Batty: Not unless it's homoerotic. Let's take a break.
Heimdall: It always was. As far as I can remember.
A new use for asbestos
Heimdall: Did you see that. Hunin just rode through the sky. That's one of Odin's ravens. This is all very ominous.
Roy Batty: It's the asbestos that stopped it, otherwise it would have gone straight through.
Heimdall: It always was. As far as I can remember.
Heimdall: Did you see that. Hunin just rode through the sky. That's one of Odin's ravens. This is all very ominous.
Roy Batty: It's the asbestos that stopped it, otherwise it would have gone straight through.
Heimdall: It always was. As far as I can remember.
Some adult language
Heimdall: If do not becomes don't, why doesn't will not become willn't instead of won't?
Roy Batty: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
Heimdall: Can you be sure that is the way it is?
Roy Batty: I'm cool, Heimdall. My gun just went off, I dunno how.
Heimdall: You still have much to learn.
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe.
Heimdall: There is no maybe about it.
Roy Batty: I don't think you ought to try again. It didn't work out too well last time.
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Roy Batty: how can if I exist. I never understood nots' attraction. Next.
Heimdall: I'm glad we got that sorted out.
Roy Batty: Thanks. Ouccch!
Heimdall: Aw Shucks. It was nothing.
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'
Heimdall: The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'It's always been done that way'.
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge forbid it
Roy Batty: Tune.
Heimdall: I'd love to tune but I don't have the strength.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Heimdall: Well... I might
Roy Batty: (to himself) It's failed. Oh.
Heimdall: Can you be sure that is the way it is?
Heimdall: If do not becomes don't, why doesn't will not become willn't instead of won't?
Roy Batty: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
Heimdall: Can you be sure that is the way it is?
Roy Batty: I'm cool, Heimdall. My gun just went off, I dunno how.
Heimdall: You still have much to learn.
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe.
Heimdall: There is no maybe about it.
Roy Batty: I don't think you ought to try again. It didn't work out too well last time.
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Roy Batty: how can if I exist. I never understood nots' attraction. Next.
Heimdall: I'm glad we got that sorted out.
Roy Batty: Thanks. Ouccch!
Heimdall: Aw Shucks. It was nothing.
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'
Heimdall: The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'It's always been done that way'.
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge forbid it
Roy Batty: Tune.
Heimdall: I'd love to tune but I don't have the strength.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Heimdall: Well... I might
Roy Batty: (to himself) It's failed. Oh.
Heimdall: Can you be sure that is the way it is?
Croak: I can give you lessons. Croak. Later.
Glindar: You think lessons better than moolah be?
Croak: Sometimes, I do think lesson better than moolah be. Do you think lesson better than moolah be too?
Glindar: Glindar think screamingly! *starts sharpening his knife*
Croak: What do you think you're doing with that knife?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting.
Croak: Croak!
Croak: Why do you wnat to know?
Glindar: Cos girl need dead be.
Croak: Do you have proofs to support your argument?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten comforters.
Glindar: God jealous of Glindar's nature.
Croak: There is only one god, and it is me.
Glindar: No. No only one god.
Croak: I am divine.
Glindar: No. No divine. Outlaw.
Croak: I wonder why so many toads are ashamed of what they are. I guess it is the fault of the media. Croak.
Glindar: No toads! No toads!
Croak: *Starts singing.* I know a majestuous toad, and his name is C-R-O-A-K!
Glindar: This batrachians... bite or no?
Croak: Bite. Croak.
Glindar: *stabs at nasty creature*
Croak: Be ready for the sacrifice! Croak!
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Croak: Sometimes, I do who need kill be. Do you who need kill be too?
Glindar: This useless answer, like gopher in weather balloon.
Croak: Be careful or you may be the next sacrifice! Croak!
Glindar: You want sacrifice dead be?
Croak: Are you here for the sacrifice? Croak.
Glindar: Sure. Who Glindar need kill?
Glindar: You think lessons better than moolah be?
Croak: Sometimes, I do think lesson better than moolah be. Do you think lesson better than moolah be too?
Glindar: Glindar think screamingly! *starts sharpening his knife*
Croak: What do you think you're doing with that knife?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting.
Croak: Croak!
Croak: Why do you wnat to know?
Glindar: Cos girl need dead be.
Croak: Do you have proofs to support your argument?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten comforters.
Glindar: God jealous of Glindar's nature.
Croak: There is only one god, and it is me.
Glindar: No. No only one god.
Croak: I am divine.
Glindar: No. No divine. Outlaw.
Croak: I wonder why so many toads are ashamed of what they are. I guess it is the fault of the media. Croak.
Glindar: No toads! No toads!
Croak: *Starts singing.* I know a majestuous toad, and his name is C-R-O-A-K!
Glindar: This batrachians... bite or no?
Croak: Bite. Croak.
Glindar: *stabs at nasty creature*
Croak: Be ready for the sacrifice! Croak!
Glindar: Who need kill be?
Croak: Sometimes, I do who need kill be. Do you who need kill be too?
Glindar: This useless answer, like gopher in weather balloon.
Croak: Be careful or you may be the next sacrifice! Croak!
Glindar: You want sacrifice dead be?
Croak: Are you here for the sacrifice? Croak.
Glindar: Sure. Who Glindar need kill?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a second, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Glindar: Why you need to fight off some Amazon women?
Fizzy Schizoid: They really are annoying. I don't understand why they keep attacking me.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand why they keep attacking you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Glindar: *frowns* we should start our very asylum sound like midget dying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Glindar: Why you need to fight off some Amazon women?
Fizzy Schizoid: They really are annoying. I don't understand why they keep attacking me.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand why they keep attacking you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Glindar: *frowns* we should start our very asylum sound like midget dying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Invader Zim: I hate Halloween...
Anji: Why do you hate it?
Invader Zim: You made me do do this, Anji! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined, or you'll never learn!
Anji: Stop saying that over and over.
Invader Zim: Okay.
Anji: Now we know where we are
Invader Zim: Hey! Over here!
Anji: Where?
Invader Zim: Well, you do seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job, Anji! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
Anji: Look, I'm only doing my job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit.
Invader Zim: You! Why would you do that!?!
Anji: What do you think?
Invader Zim: Evaluation, pathetic!
Invader Zim: Now Anji, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Anji: Who do I look like?
Invader Zim: The Halloweenies!
Anji: I remember that you dislike Halloween
Invader Zim: Owie!
Anji: Why do you hate it?
Invader Zim: You made me do do this, Anji! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined, or you'll never learn!
Anji: Stop saying that over and over.
Invader Zim: Okay.
Anji: Now we know where we are
Invader Zim: Hey! Over here!
Anji: Where?
Invader Zim: Well, you do seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job, Anji! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
Anji: Look, I'm only doing my job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit.
Invader Zim: You! Why would you do that!?!
Anji: What do you think?
Invader Zim: Evaluation, pathetic!
Invader Zim: Now Anji, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Anji: Who do I look like?
Invader Zim: The Halloweenies!
Anji: I remember that you dislike Halloween
Invader Zim: Owie!
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Harmonie: It really is a lovely night.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
Harmonie: I don't like you that way.
Bildgesmythe: They probably don't, but I don't care.
Harmonie: I know that you do care
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Harmonie: Time is really great to play around with, you know.
Bildgesmythe: I like to travel and soak up different cultures, enjoy new food, music and local arts.
Harmonie: I'm not crazy about that myself.
Harmonie: It really is a lovely night.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
Harmonie: I don't like you that way.
Bildgesmythe: They probably don't, but I don't care.
Harmonie: I know that you do care
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Harmonie: Time is really great to play around with, you know.
Bildgesmythe: I like to travel and soak up different cultures, enjoy new food, music and local arts.
Harmonie: I'm not crazy about that myself.
Sarah M.: I like you.
hello earthlings: we don't get crearures like you in Mercury! they are all mostly unpleasant and moody. but you are one of the kind!
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
hello earthlings: we don't get crearures like you in Mercury! they are all mostly unpleasant and moody. but you are one of the kind!
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
haha 
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
It is possible to discourage pond slime (species changed to avoid confrontation). Trust me, this guy spent a day and a half earning this. And I'm sure he'll be back, but the more won't be what he's after.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
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