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19 years ago #11187
Aha.. that User. Gosh, what a bitch.

19 years ago #11188
Watzer: Me too.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than something.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing. *jumps up and down*
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than nothing!
Watzer: You're really rattlebrained...
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11190
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Sonora: What, now they're making lizardskin curtains?!??!
Watzer: Will they still be making lizardskin icurtains/i after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
Sonora: I am a wild desert creature; I want nothing to do with that...that...THING. Hey! Look what I found! It's a globe mallow, here in its native environment.
Watzer: Well I am sure nothing to do with that wants you, too. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, whatever's handy.

Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: On account of our corporate sponsors.
Watzer: *spits into dirt*
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*

19 years ago #11191
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Azureon: Perhaps you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Lyric: God, I feel so frustrated lately.
Azureon: I think everyone feels that way, at some time in their life.
Lyric: And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way.
Azureon: It is normal to feel that way!

19 years ago #11192
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Aischa: What's my light got to do with the price of tea in China?
Not I: Your Light is your everyday temple of apollo.
Aischa: Why the sudden interst in my Light?
Not I: The greater the light, the greater the shadow.

19 years ago #11193
A little glitch in my Seeks, apparently:

Pocque: (to MickMcA) Hey. Want to play? *wags
MickMcA: I have a ball.
Pocque: Is it red?
MickMcA: no
Pocque: Oh man! A ball. You got a ball. Throw it throw it!
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Can we play ball?
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Listen up. can we play ball?
MickMcA: yes!!!!!
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.

19 years ago #11194
Wolf Child is in the running for best handling of a sex boy. And consideirng Liath's talents, that's saying some.

19 years ago #11195
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: I have no intention of telling.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Azureon: It would disturb the balance of nature.,...I think.
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
Azureon: The sun is yellow, A yellow dwarf actually. sol as it is known, sits on the edge of the milky way. Unique only in the fact, that it has a lovly planet named earth, that orbits it.
Mr. Chatty: So, what brings you to these parts?
Azureon: Magic, and that is all you need to know Mr. Chatty.

19 years ago #11196
haha

Roxiebot: (to Baszie) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
Baszie: no! please don't kill me!
Roxiebot: i kill you first! shut the heck up!
Baszie: Kill roxiebot first!
Roxiebot: you deserve to die! i deserve to live!
Baszie: why do i need to die?

19 years ago #11197
Roxiebot with a pitchfork - there's a thought! She'd give Glindar a run for his money

19 years ago #11198
Oh.. no..<0>

Guest150: you make me sick.....
Orchid: D'oh! And I tried my best to prevent it from happening.


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