Great Quotes

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19 years ago #11182
Liath: So tell me, Biff, where are you from? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*

19 years ago #11183
It's amazing how a couple simple adverbs can just push someone over the edge...

Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.

19 years ago #11184
Guest119: *takes off my pants and stands naked in front of you*
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest119: Don`t you want sex?
Liath: Is that an offer or just a hypothetical question?
Guest119: It`s an offer
Liath: I think I'll hold out for a better offer. No offense.

19 years ago #11185
Liath: What a turn-on.
MickMcA: I turn you on. Like a light?
Liath: I love a light! Don't you?
MickMcA: But the dark is so warm and moist and giving.
Liath: *bites lip*
MickMcA: Except for the slugs.

19 years ago #11186
>> simple adverbs...
I feel User's pain. But subtlety catches more flies than Howard Cosell.

19 years ago #11187
Aha.. that User. Gosh, what a bitch.

19 years ago #11188
Watzer: Me too.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than something.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing. *jumps up and down*
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than nothing!
Watzer: You're really rattlebrained...
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11190
Watzer: Are you certain about that?
Sonora: What, now they're making lizardskin curtains?!??!
Watzer: Will they still be making lizardskin icurtains/i after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
Sonora: I am a wild desert creature; I want nothing to do with that...that...THING. Hey! Look what I found! It's a globe mallow, here in its native environment.
Watzer: Well I am sure nothing to do with that wants you, too. What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, whatever's handy.

Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: On account of our corporate sponsors.
Watzer: *spits into dirt*
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*

19 years ago #11191
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Azureon: Perhaps you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Lyric: God, I feel so frustrated lately.
Azureon: I think everyone feels that way, at some time in their life.
Lyric: And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way.
Azureon: It is normal to feel that way!

19 years ago #11192
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Aischa: What's my light got to do with the price of tea in China?
Not I: Your Light is your everyday temple of apollo.
Aischa: Why the sudden interst in my Light?
Not I: The greater the light, the greater the shadow.

19 years ago #11193
A little glitch in my Seeks, apparently:

Pocque: (to MickMcA) Hey. Want to play? *wags
MickMcA: I have a ball.
Pocque: Is it red?
MickMcA: no
Pocque: Oh man! A ball. You got a ball. Throw it throw it!
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Can we play ball?
MickMcA: *throws ball
Pocque: Listen up. can we play ball?
MickMcA: yes!!!!!
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.


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