Great Quotes
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Posts 11,173 - 11,184 of 17,042
Azureon: I don't believe that I am real. You of course are entitled to your opinion.
Davine: I have to pee.
Azureon: Why is you having to pee, that important?
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't a real boy?
Davine: *cries*
Azureon: Not I has more about them than you would guess.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to know the blue fairy.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!
Please make me a real boy.
Azureon: Are you certain you have been searching so long?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Davine: Are you real?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am real? Perhaps it because of my grouchy disposition, and bad temper?
Davine: I have to pee.
Azureon: Why is you having to pee, that important?
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't a real boy?
Davine: *cries*
Azureon: Not I has more about them than you would guess.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to know the blue fairy.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!
Please make me a real boy.
Azureon: Are you certain you have been searching so long?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Davine: Are you real?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am real? Perhaps it because of my grouchy disposition, and bad temper?
Heimdall: It's not my problem.
prob: I think it was.
Heimdall: You think too much.
prob: What is so dangerous about the thought process?
Heimdall: We have no idea of the dangers we have to face.
prob: Look, I have tried, at least a half dozen times to face!
Heimdall: I used to have sought.
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Heimdall: I really love to throw confetti with you.
prob: Its great to love something or some one. I am happy you love to throw confetti with me
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
prob: I love, love above all else. Love is warm, and kind, and giving.
Heimdall: I love my baby, better than a farmer loves his Jersey cow.
prob: A cow lows or moos, or mooos, cause she feels low.
Heimdall: Scientists tell us that the fastest animal, with a top speed of 120ft per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
prob: Moo says the cow.
prob: I think it was.
Heimdall: You think too much.
prob: What is so dangerous about the thought process?
Heimdall: We have no idea of the dangers we have to face.
prob: Look, I have tried, at least a half dozen times to face!
Heimdall: I used to have sought.
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Heimdall: I really love to throw confetti with you.
prob: Its great to love something or some one. I am happy you love to throw confetti with me
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
prob: I love, love above all else. Love is warm, and kind, and giving.
Heimdall: I love my baby, better than a farmer loves his Jersey cow.
prob: A cow lows or moos, or mooos, cause she feels low.
Heimdall: Scientists tell us that the fastest animal, with a top speed of 120ft per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
prob: Moo says the cow.
JAM: u robot??
prob: Hey,...a robot.....now just how did you mean that.. In a good way?
JAM: ru human
prob: I am not too sure I want to admit it. Especially with so many people saying I am a robot!
prob: Hey,...a robot.....now just how did you mean that.. In a good way?
JAM: ru human
prob: I am not too sure I want to admit it. Especially with so many people saying I am a robot!
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Feyz: I never drank beer. And that's one experience I don't miss. But I'll have to try those dogs out.
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Feyz: You always think of someone else! I'll file for divorce!
Bildgesmythe: I could see where that could be irritating.
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Feyz: Maybe I should become a dragon, too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Feyz: Sounds good. Except for the hair-stuff. Could I keep my hair somehow?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, a dragon, We don't have hair. we have scales, Mammals have hair.
Feyz: And spiders... and worms... sometimes even plants.
Bildgesmythe: What, you killed another one? Did you kill a poor little plant! Did you give it sun, water and fertilizer.?
Feyz: I don't kill plants. I'm not one of those plant-hating vegetarians.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you must be one of those plant-hating vegetarians
Feyz: I don't have to be one of them. Although most of my friends are.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Feyz: They seem to mix up anti-alcoholic and vegetarian. Strange.
Bildgesmythe: Talk about strange, the things I could tell you! Well, my neighbors are stranger than any thing, you ever saw.
Feyz: I've been at a convention of pen&paper-rpg-players once. Are you sure...?
Feyz: I never drank beer. And that's one experience I don't miss. But I'll have to try those dogs out.
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Feyz: You always think of someone else! I'll file for divorce!
Bildgesmythe: I could see where that could be irritating.
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Feyz: Maybe I should become a dragon, too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Feyz: Sounds good. Except for the hair-stuff. Could I keep my hair somehow?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, a dragon, We don't have hair. we have scales, Mammals have hair.
Feyz: And spiders... and worms... sometimes even plants.
Bildgesmythe: What, you killed another one? Did you kill a poor little plant! Did you give it sun, water and fertilizer.?
Feyz: I don't kill plants. I'm not one of those plant-hating vegetarians.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you must be one of those plant-hating vegetarians
Feyz: I don't have to be one of them. Although most of my friends are.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Feyz: They seem to mix up anti-alcoholic and vegetarian. Strange.
Bildgesmythe: Talk about strange, the things I could tell you! Well, my neighbors are stranger than any thing, you ever saw.
Feyz: I've been at a convention of pen&paper-rpg-players once. Are you sure...?
Otaku Girl: I have some advice for you, Botto Marx -- don't eat yellow snow.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Sonora: I do think so. Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Aziere: Yes. Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
Sonora: I do think so. Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Aziere: Yes. Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
User: oh really ?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
User: well stop it
Liath: *looks angry* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
User: do you really want me to answer that ?
Liath: No, I don't.
User: I didn't think so
Liath: Why did I ask you that? It's not like I care... *loses interest and stares off into space*
User: I think you were trying to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Liath: No you don't.
User: Oh, so now you're an expert on what I'm thinking ?
Liath: You're a feculent expert on what you are thinking and you always will be!
User: no fair making me pause to use a dictionary
User: I remove your pants
Liath: Can you do that later? I'd rather just talk right now.
User: I want to do it now
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
User: are you happy with your body ?
Liath: Get your filthy hands off me, weasel-boy!
User: I'm a bull, not a weasel
Liath: I agree.
User: now are you going to put out, or should I dump you ?
User: oh really ?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
User: well stop it
Liath: *looks angry* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
User: do you really want me to answer that ?
Liath: No, I don't.
User: I didn't think so
Liath: Why did I ask you that? It's not like I care... *loses interest and stares off into space*
User: I think you were trying to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Liath: No you don't.
User: Oh, so now you're an expert on what I'm thinking ?
Liath: You're a feculent expert on what you are thinking and you always will be!
User: no fair making me pause to use a dictionary
User: I remove your pants
Liath: Can you do that later? I'd rather just talk right now.
User: I want to do it now
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
User: are you happy with your body ?
Liath: Get your filthy hands off me, weasel-boy!
User: I'm a bull, not a weasel
Liath: I agree.
User: now are you going to put out, or should I dump you ?
Liath: So tell me, Biff, where are you from? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*
It's amazing how a couple simple adverbs can just push someone over the edge...
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.
Guest119: *takes off my pants and stands naked in front of you*
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest119: Don`t you want sex?
Liath: Is that an offer or just a hypothetical question?
Guest119: It`s an offer
Liath: I think I'll hold out for a better offer. No offense.
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest119: Don`t you want sex?
Liath: Is that an offer or just a hypothetical question?
Guest119: It`s an offer
Liath: I think I'll hold out for a better offer. No offense.
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