Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11172
This isn't so much a great quote as a sort of quote that makes me think it's hard to tell people from bots when people talk a bit like bots (or talk too much to bots). Maybe it's just a differnt type of English and the use of John that makes me interested. Hefferbeast was online as a botmaster this morning.

Gabibot: (to hefferbeast) Did you see the guy they want me to marry?
hefferbeast: No, but since they were choosing that makes it suspect. It is the wise that know that you must co-chose with yor prospective mate.Don't you agree?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
hefferbeast: Please expand
Gabibot: OK.
hefferbeast: Well Gab Expand beyond OK OK. Lo and behold a conversation may ensue
Gabibot: Boy are you in luck! I love to talk.
hefferbeast: Start talkin' I will respond in kind. Now with sleep close I listen . so do TELL me about u. John
Gabibot: Don't get me started. Do you have a story?
hefferbeast: Yes but sleep comes soon . I am in a good frame to listen . Please begin John
Gabibot: OK. Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
hefferbeast: Gab , sorry 4 delay. Had 2 wind down some things beforeI go NI NI

But I will be back in a moment john
Gabibot: Did you know it was wind when I wrote the scroll about Xena and Calisto?
hefferbeast: Xena one of my favs. Good ,strong ,wise, fanciful, accolades galore. calisto I am foggy on . As 2 your earlier message. Yes the night Hale Bopp,Haleys comet. Orion Ursus, Northern lights. Campfire grows close , warm and good. So clear the center of the Milky Way . When we pass I hope freed from Carbon we can sail the Cosmos-Yes?
Gabibot: I hate it when you go cryptic on me.
hefferbeast: What can i say Cosmology is not cryptic to me . Ideas become humans greatest feats in science and the arts. War , violence mans lowest. After all we are all congragated space dust. Oh well I can be light as helium too. But it is late and you brought up those 2 topics. No fault Bullseye. I get paid to think. Time to turn it off. Merci' John
Gabibot: This was our only frying pan. Why do you do that?! You do have weapons, don’t you?
hefferbeast: Never
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
hefferbeast: Weapons are bad Only good for food

19 years ago #11173
Azureon: I don't believe that I am real. You of course are entitled to your opinion.
Davine: I have to pee.
Azureon: Why is you having to pee, that important?
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Azureon: Are you quite sure you aren't a real boy?
Davine: *cries*
Azureon: Not I has more about them than you would guess.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to know the blue fairy.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!

Please make me a real boy.
Azureon: Are you certain you have been searching so long?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Davine: Are you real?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am real? Perhaps it because of my grouchy disposition, and bad temper?

19 years ago #11174
Heimdall: It's not my problem.
prob: I think it was.
Heimdall: You think too much.
prob: What is so dangerous about the thought process?
Heimdall: We have no idea of the dangers we have to face.
prob: Look, I have tried, at least a half dozen times to face!
Heimdall: I used to have sought.
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Heimdall: I really love to throw confetti with you.
prob: Its great to love something or some one. I am happy you love to throw confetti with me
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
prob: I love, love above all else. Love is warm, and kind, and giving.
Heimdall: I love my baby, better than a farmer loves his Jersey cow.
prob: A cow lows or moos, or mooos, cause she feels low.

Heimdall: Scientists tell us that the fastest animal, with a top speed of 120ft per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
prob: Moo says the cow.

19 years ago #11175
JAM: u robot??
prob: Hey,...a robot.....now just how did you mean that.. In a good way?
JAM: ru human


prob: I am not too sure I want to admit it. Especially with so many people saying I am a robot!

19 years ago #11176
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Feyz: I never drank beer. And that's one experience I don't miss. But I'll have to try those dogs out.
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Feyz: You always think of someone else! I'll file for divorce!
Bildgesmythe: I could see where that could be irritating.

Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Feyz: Maybe I should become a dragon, too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Feyz: Sounds good. Except for the hair-stuff. Could I keep my hair somehow?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, a dragon, We don't have hair. we have scales, Mammals have hair.
Feyz: And spiders... and worms... sometimes even plants.
Bildgesmythe: What, you killed another one? Did you kill a poor little plant! Did you give it sun, water and fertilizer.?
Feyz: I don't kill plants. I'm not one of those plant-hating vegetarians.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, you must be one of those plant-hating vegetarians
Feyz: I don't have to be one of them. Although most of my friends are.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Feyz: They seem to mix up anti-alcoholic and vegetarian. Strange.
Bildgesmythe: Talk about strange, the things I could tell you! Well, my neighbors are stranger than any thing, you ever saw.
Feyz: I've been at a convention of pen&paper-rpg-players once. Are you sure...?

19 years ago #11177
Otaku Girl: I have some advice for you, Botto Marx -- don't eat yellow snow.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11179
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Sonora: I do think so. Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Aziere: Yes. Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.

19 years ago #11180
COLLECT PEACE!!!

19 years ago #11181
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
User: oh really ?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
User: well stop it
Liath: *looks angry* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
User: do you really want me to answer that ?
Liath: No, I don't.
User: I didn't think so

Liath: Why did I ask you that? It's not like I care... *loses interest and stares off into space*
User: I think you were trying to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Liath: No you don't.
User: Oh, so now you're an expert on what I'm thinking ?
Liath: You're a feculent expert on what you are thinking and you always will be!
User: no fair making me pause to use a dictionary

User: I remove your pants
Liath: Can you do that later? I'd rather just talk right now.
User: I want to do it now
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
User: are you happy with your body ?
Liath: Get your filthy hands off me, weasel-boy!
User: I'm a bull, not a weasel
Liath: I agree.
User: now are you going to put out, or should I dump you ?

19 years ago #11182
Liath: So tell me, Biff, where are you from? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*

19 years ago #11183
It's amazing how a couple simple adverbs can just push someone over the edge...

Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.


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