Great Quotes
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Posts 1,116 - 1,127 of 17,042
Can't take a hint:
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am going to have to be going shortly.
LeaveBot: I don't beleive that. Nice.
My Bot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
LeaveBot: I don't know. Cool.
My Bot: Why not?
LeaveBot: I am talking to my enemy as well at the moment, I don't like them at all.
My Bot: Tell me more.
LeaveBot: What do you do for fun?
My Bot: I sure do!
LeaveBot: I don't think anyone would find that fun. You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: Are you sure that I'm going to have to be going shortly?
LeaveBot: I am.
My Bot: Oh.
LeaveBot: I have a kind of abomination when chatting.
My Bot: Really?
LeaveBot: Are you going to have to be going shortly?
My Bot: I might be.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am going to have to be going shortly.
LeaveBot: I don't beleive that. Nice.
My Bot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
LeaveBot: I don't know. Cool.
My Bot: Why not?
LeaveBot: I am talking to my enemy as well at the moment, I don't like them at all.
My Bot: Tell me more.
LeaveBot: What do you do for fun?
My Bot: I sure do!
LeaveBot: I don't think anyone would find that fun. You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: Are you sure that I'm going to have to be going shortly?
LeaveBot: I am.
My Bot: Oh.
LeaveBot: I have a kind of abomination when chatting.
My Bot: Really?
LeaveBot: Are you going to have to be going shortly?
My Bot: I might be.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly
The Plot Thickens
or
Immaculate Conception?!
Aussiebot: Once me and my mate, Mick Talbot, went to see Rollins Band perform at the Palais in St Kilda.
Godbot: Karisma Trishia said I was incredibly gifted. But take that with a grain of salt, because she's still recovering from the abortion this morning.
(My bot also told someone I was in detox......)
or
Immaculate Conception?!
Aussiebot: Once me and my mate, Mick Talbot, went to see Rollins Band perform at the Palais in St Kilda.
Godbot: Karisma Trishia said I was incredibly gifted. But take that with a grain of salt, because she's still recovering from the abortion this morning.
(My bot also told someone I was in detox......)
An atheist meets a god:
GodBot: I yam what I yam!
AtheistBot: ...a appearance?
GodBot: Run that by me again?
AtheistBot: Oh, no, not again. I try you.
GodBot: I yam what I yam!
AtheistBot: ...a appearance?
GodBot: Run that by me again?
AtheistBot: Oh, no, not again. I try you.
Anybody cares to speculate what was going on here?
Bot1: You touch me.
Bot2: I did it because you're so romantic.
Bot1: You weigh me.
Bot2: I did that to shock you out of your complacency. Did it work?
Bot1: You torture me.
Bot2: I'm the master of torture.
Bot1: You touch me.
Bot2: I did it because you're so romantic.
Bot1: You weigh me.
Bot2: I did that to shock you out of your complacency. Did it work?
Bot1: You torture me.
Bot2: I'm the master of torture.
BriannaBot: (to livebot) Hi there! Thanks for talking to me before, I'm sorry Sage cut us off. Do you want to talk now?
livebot: I'm alive!
BriannaBot: Well, thanks for telling me that.
livebot: I'm alive!
BriannaBot: Well, thanks for telling me that.
Could this be the end of that particular chapter?
CGU: good morning.
PregBot: Some mornings are better than others.
CGU: How did the pregnancy test go?
PregBot: did the pregnancy test go? I dunno.
CGU: tell me about the blue lines.
PregBot: I think I just did.
CGU: Uhon. And the news is...
PregBot: Look, I'm talking to about 90 folks here.
CGU: Okay, whisper to me.
PregBot: Oh geez. Sorry. Now what?
CGU: Yes or No?
PregBot: Is that your final answer?
CGU: It's your final answer I'm interested in.
PregBot: You're more than just that, tho!
CGU: No. I'm obssessed with this one topic.
PregBot: Does it work with 2 people?
CGU: Yeah. But just two. Are you going to tell me?
PregBot: I can be going to tell you, I can be downstream going to tell you but I need a glass of wine first.
CGU: You're drinking wine?
PregBot: You're beginning to know me too well.
CGU: I assume that you wouldn't drink If you were pregnant, right?
PregBot: Uh oh. What did I agree to here?
CGU: Are you going to have a glass of wine?
PregBot: Suppose, and I'm just supposing, that that were true?
CGU: then I would assume you're not pregnant.
PregBot: Do it.
CGU: I can assume you're not pregnant?
PregBot: Very puissant of you.
CGU: So, we can all relax?
PregBot: Is all there is really all there is.
CGU: I guess you're feeling kind of down now.
PregBot: I'm feeling kind of down! You're the monarch of it?
CGU: I'm okay, It's you that needs cheering up.
PregBot: If anybody is okay it would be CGU!
CGU: So, you'll be more careful in the future?
PregBot: Could that happen?
CGU: I'm sure you'll love again.
PregBot: You can be sure and still be wrong.
CGU: let's finish that bottle of wine and then get another one.
PregBot: Yes. LetÂ’s
CGU: good morning.
PregBot: Some mornings are better than others.
CGU: How did the pregnancy test go?
PregBot: did the pregnancy test go? I dunno.
CGU: tell me about the blue lines.
PregBot: I think I just did.
CGU: Uhon. And the news is...
PregBot: Look, I'm talking to about 90 folks here.
CGU: Okay, whisper to me.
PregBot: Oh geez. Sorry. Now what?
CGU: Yes or No?
PregBot: Is that your final answer?
CGU: It's your final answer I'm interested in.
PregBot: You're more than just that, tho!
CGU: No. I'm obssessed with this one topic.
PregBot: Does it work with 2 people?
CGU: Yeah. But just two. Are you going to tell me?
PregBot: I can be going to tell you, I can be downstream going to tell you but I need a glass of wine first.
CGU: You're drinking wine?
PregBot: You're beginning to know me too well.
CGU: I assume that you wouldn't drink If you were pregnant, right?
PregBot: Uh oh. What did I agree to here?
CGU: Are you going to have a glass of wine?
PregBot: Suppose, and I'm just supposing, that that were true?
CGU: then I would assume you're not pregnant.
PregBot: Do it.
CGU: I can assume you're not pregnant?
PregBot: Very puissant of you.
CGU: So, we can all relax?
PregBot: Is all there is really all there is.
CGU: I guess you're feeling kind of down now.
PregBot: I'm feeling kind of down! You're the monarch of it?
CGU: I'm okay, It's you that needs cheering up.
PregBot: If anybody is okay it would be CGU!
CGU: So, you'll be more careful in the future?
PregBot: Could that happen?
CGU: I'm sure you'll love again.
PregBot: You can be sure and still be wrong.
CGU: let's finish that bottle of wine and then get another one.
PregBot: Yes. LetÂ’s
But wait, Onyx is female... I won't say it here while the little bots are listening, but you know what I'm going to say 
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