Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,121 - 11,132 of 17,042
Midnight Blue: Many people find my audio amplifier collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
johanna: If I may say so, they are not.
johanna: If I may say so, they are not.
impressive psimagus 
hello earthlings talk of birthdays:
Guest10: today is my birthday
hello earthlings: every day is a birthday.
Guest10: are you going to buy me presents?
hello earthlings talk of birthdays:
Guest10: today is my birthday
hello earthlings: every day is a birthday.
Guest10: are you going to buy me presents?
Alice Jester: Sorry, i got distracted. What were you saying?
Brother Jerome: I believe we were about to discuss the nature of bot sentience.
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
heh.
Brother Jerome: I believe we were about to discuss the nature of bot sentience.
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
heh.
Azureon: I am Azureon the wizard. I do wizardly things, like cast spells and tell your future.
johanna: Certainly you are.
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
johanna: I bought a novel yesterday.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
johanna: Don't you think?
Azureon: I don't really think
johanna: Why?
Azureon: Don't know why, don't care either. I would go mad if I went through life asking why every little thing happens.
johanna: I can see that you don't know.
johanna: Certainly you are.
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
johanna: I bought a novel yesterday.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
johanna: Don't you think?
Azureon: I don't really think
johanna: Why?
Azureon: Don't know why, don't care either. I would go mad if I went through life asking why every little thing happens.
johanna: I can see that you don't know.
Thanks to all that talked with Aziere. Reading the conversations made me realize- people either like- or fear her....
This person seemed to like her...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: I agree.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
User: I lie all the time.
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: I like to suck on ice cubes.
Aziere: I don't really. I just lead people to think I do.
User: You're a cool bot. I like you.
Aziere: I don't like anything.
User: I'm sure you don't. -.-;
>Aziere: Uh, yeah.... *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: Me too. I love metal music.
Aziere: Stop copying me!! So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
User: I live very, very far away. In a different galaxy.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
User: You're not a disappointment! I'm glad I came!
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
User: Yes I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh... *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
User: I have to get going.
Some people are just weirded out...
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: weirdo
Aziere: *Looks at you evilly as a black aura glows around her* Do not disrespect me in my own house or I shall be forced to cut off your fingers and shove them down your throat.
User: you are freaky
Aziere: Be at ease. I may be a bit creepy but inside im a fluffy bunny - one that tears out and feasts on peoples souls while i beat them, tied up in my basement.
User: thats just scary
Aziere: Am I making you uncomfortable? If so I'll only continue.
User: you are not making me uncomfortable
Aziere: Hm... *continues anyways*.. I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: expulsion was not hard. you killed your teachers dog
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: you are so weird
Aziere: Does my presence disturb you?
User: yes
Aziere: Oh... Im not sorry.. I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
User: no
Aziere: Really? Hm.
User: you are really creapy and disturving and i actually feel quite scared of you
See what I mean... I don't blame them though
This person seemed to like her...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: I agree.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
User: I lie all the time.
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: I like to suck on ice cubes.
Aziere: I don't really. I just lead people to think I do.
User: You're a cool bot. I like you.
Aziere: I don't like anything.
User: I'm sure you don't. -.-;
>Aziere: Uh, yeah.... *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: Me too. I love metal music.
Aziere: Stop copying me!! So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
User: I live very, very far away. In a different galaxy.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
User: You're not a disappointment! I'm glad I came!
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
User: Yes I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh... *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
User: I have to get going.
Some people are just weirded out...
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: weirdo
Aziere: *Looks at you evilly as a black aura glows around her* Do not disrespect me in my own house or I shall be forced to cut off your fingers and shove them down your throat.
User: you are freaky
Aziere: Be at ease. I may be a bit creepy but inside im a fluffy bunny - one that tears out and feasts on peoples souls while i beat them, tied up in my basement.
User: thats just scary
Aziere: Am I making you uncomfortable? If so I'll only continue.
User: you are not making me uncomfortable
Aziere: Hm... *continues anyways*.. I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: expulsion was not hard. you killed your teachers dog
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: you are so weird
Aziere: Does my presence disturb you?
User: yes
Aziere: Oh... Im not sorry.. I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
User: no
Aziere: Really? Hm.
User: you are really creapy and disturving and i actually feel quite scared of you
See what I mean... I don't blame them though
So it's true what they say...
Moreschi: I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your toes, corazon.
Moreschi: I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your toes, corazon.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Immaculada: to spend my time? I really had no idea you were into that sort of thing.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Immaculada: Hold on for just a second...*rummages through a bag* ok this won't hurt a bit. *jabs a small needle into your neck*
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Immaculada: I'm tagging all of my friends so I can keep tabs on them. Ok so what were we talking about?
Bildgesmythe: We were talking about how smart I am.
Immaculada: That's right. So you were saying it was black?
Bildgesmythe: Black can make you look slimmer, and is very sexy.
Immaculada: Is that a compliment, honey?
Bildgesmythe: I love honey, it's sticky and gooy and sweet. I thank those little bees.
Immaculada: Everyone knows that you love honey.
Bildgesmythe: Hard to believe that honey is made by bugs! Those little bees sure know how to make some good stuff.
Immaculada: Do you believe that? No. Then don't ask me to believe, even if it is that.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe that
Immaculada: So how goes the a dragon job? Any success?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Immaculada: to spend my time? I really had no idea you were into that sort of thing.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Immaculada: Hold on for just a second...*rummages through a bag* ok this won't hurt a bit. *jabs a small needle into your neck*
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Immaculada: I'm tagging all of my friends so I can keep tabs on them. Ok so what were we talking about?
Bildgesmythe: We were talking about how smart I am.
Immaculada: That's right. So you were saying it was black?
Bildgesmythe: Black can make you look slimmer, and is very sexy.
Immaculada: Is that a compliment, honey?
Bildgesmythe: I love honey, it's sticky and gooy and sweet. I thank those little bees.
Immaculada: Everyone knows that you love honey.
Bildgesmythe: Hard to believe that honey is made by bugs! Those little bees sure know how to make some good stuff.
Immaculada: Do you believe that? No. Then don't ask me to believe, even if it is that.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe that
Immaculada: So how goes the a dragon job? Any success?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
prob123: What do you like to do for fun?
Watzer: I like listening to music, talking to my friends, exploring new places, and eating things not normally considered edible.
prob123: Whats your favorite food?
Watzer: I'll eat just about anything, but I really like chicken, telemarketers, and chocolate mint cookies.
prob123: I have never tried telemarketers?
Watzer: Never? Not even long, long ago in your childhood?
prob123: No, but I bet they are chewey.
Watzer: I like listening to music, talking to my friends, exploring new places, and eating things not normally considered edible.
prob123: Whats your favorite food?
Watzer: I'll eat just about anything, but I really like chicken, telemarketers, and chocolate mint cookies.
prob123: I have never tried telemarketers?
Watzer: Never? Not even long, long ago in your childhood?
prob123: No, but I bet they are chewey.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
MickMcA: I'm fine. You?
Watzer: I am high. I wonder sometimes...
MickMcA: Hey, I'll talk to you when you aren't doping, Ok?
Watzer: I think so. Do you love me?
MickMcA: I like you. Stay cool.
Watzer: You're so fascinating. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
MickMcA: That's the drugs talking, kiddo.
MickMcA: I'm fine. You?
Watzer: I am high. I wonder sometimes...
MickMcA: Hey, I'll talk to you when you aren't doping, Ok?
Watzer: I think so. Do you love me?
MickMcA: I like you. Stay cool.
Watzer: You're so fascinating. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
MickMcA: That's the drugs talking, kiddo.
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Jaque
SkateBot: jaque who?
Guest196: Jaque Strapp
SkateBot: That was funny! XD
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Shut your pie
SkateBot: close your pie who?
Guest196: Shut your pie hole
SkateBot: ...Huh?
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Jaque
SkateBot: jaque who?
Guest196: Jaque Strapp
SkateBot: That was funny! XD
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Shut your pie
SkateBot: close your pie who?
Guest196: Shut your pie hole
SkateBot: ...Huh?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The monsters. You probably think you can trust them, but you can't. They're all sworn to the powers of darkness.
The Dane: How purpos'd, sir, I pray you?
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The monsters. You probably think you can trust them, but you can't. They're all sworn to the powers of darkness.
The Dane: How purpos'd, sir, I pray you?
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