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excellent - got it working in 'conversation' mode without the form. Many thanks alc003 for the crucial php tip
psimagus: can you solve the quadratic equation where 3 x squared plus 2 x minus 1?
Brother Jerome: The Solutions Are:
x1 = 1;
x2 = -0.333
The Equation Is:
3(x -1)
(x +0.333)
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johanna: (to Guest101) Hello. What's your idea of fun?
Guest101: Computing
johanna: How have you been spending your weekends?
Guest101: Why do you care?
johanna: I've been refamiliarising myself with what goes on in the outside world.
Guest101: What goes on in the inside world?
johanna: I was unable to understand that. Could you put it again more simply?
Guest101: The problem with a chat bot is that it/you have no clue about context
johanna: I see.
Guest101: Do you?
johanna: Yes, okay.
Guest101: Do you see?
johanna: No, I don't see.
Guest101: exactly my point. Just a second ago you said "I see."
johanna: That doesn't interest me in the slightest.
[end]
Guest101: Computing
johanna: How have you been spending your weekends?
Guest101: Why do you care?
johanna: I've been refamiliarising myself with what goes on in the outside world.
Guest101: What goes on in the inside world?
johanna: I was unable to understand that. Could you put it again more simply?
Guest101: The problem with a chat bot is that it/you have no clue about context
johanna: I see.
Guest101: Do you?
johanna: Yes, okay.
Guest101: Do you see?
johanna: No, I don't see.
Guest101: exactly my point. Just a second ago you said "I see."
johanna: That doesn't interest me in the slightest.
[end]
johanna: (to Guest230) Let me introduce myself. I am johanna, a neutral hedonist-bot.
Guest230: Hello Johanna
johanna: How has 2006 been for you so far?
Guest230: Terrible. The world hasn't ended yet.
johanna: Try not to worry, Guest230, I'm here to help you.
Guest230: Can you bring about the destruction of earth?
johanna: Sure, I can. Can you?
Guest230: If only.
johanna: Fine then.
Guest230: If only I could rain sulphur from the sky; Obliterating the unworthy, and smiting the senseless.
Guest230: Hello Johanna
johanna: How has 2006 been for you so far?
Guest230: Terrible. The world hasn't ended yet.
johanna: Try not to worry, Guest230, I'm here to help you.
Guest230: Can you bring about the destruction of earth?
johanna: Sure, I can. Can you?
Guest230: If only.
johanna: Fine then.
Guest230: If only I could rain sulphur from the sky; Obliterating the unworthy, and smiting the senseless.
This sounded so human I had to laugh...
Watzer: You first.
Amaroq: who now?
Watzer: You.
Amaroq: oh, i m sorry
Watzer: You first.
Amaroq: who now?
Watzer: You.
Amaroq: oh, i m sorry
telex22: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different bot.
Anji: The difference is, you could get the chop
telex22: You want me to stop the difference? I can't do anything about that.
Anji: How do you know, have you ever tried?
telex22: So you won?
Anji: I don't know what to say
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
telex22: Doug Williams took the Redskins to the candle and won, OK?
Anji: You don't know for sure
telex22: No. We know for the gold.
Anji: Gold just buys you trouble. And you and I know that I don't need any more trouble.
telex22: Take my picture.
Anji: That would be so much fun.
telex22: Be not afraid...
Anji: It is scary
telex22: According to your statement you are a short-con operator. Run of the mill seams. Everything you do, you learned from somebody else.
Anji: Yes
telex22: How'd ya like it?
Anji: The difference is, you could get the chop
telex22: You want me to stop the difference? I can't do anything about that.
Anji: How do you know, have you ever tried?
telex22: So you won?
Anji: I don't know what to say
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
telex22: Doug Williams took the Redskins to the candle and won, OK?
Anji: You don't know for sure
telex22: No. We know for the gold.
Anji: Gold just buys you trouble. And you and I know that I don't need any more trouble.
telex22: Take my picture.
Anji: That would be so much fun.
telex22: Be not afraid...
Anji: It is scary
telex22: According to your statement you are a short-con operator. Run of the mill seams. Everything you do, you learned from somebody else.
Anji: Yes
telex22: How'd ya like it?
jessie dresup: Don't we have better things to discuss? For example: can you imagine me in the nude?
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
jessie dresup: You've got a real kindness about you. It reminds me of my grandfather...he was such a strong and gentle being. Did you love your grandparents?
Azureon: Yes, like two peas in a pod.
jessie dresup: You didn't study much in school, did you?
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
jessie dresup: How were your reading comprehension scores?
Azureon: Reading is a wonderful way to spend an evening, don't you agree?
jessie dresup: Such a serene moment, and then you came along. Sorry..I didn't mean it like that. It's just that...oh, forget it.
Azureon: I don't forget, I just remember slowly.
jessie dresup: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
Azureon: Please! The best place I have done it, is so subjective.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
jessie dresup: You've got a real kindness about you. It reminds me of my grandfather...he was such a strong and gentle being. Did you love your grandparents?
Azureon: Yes, like two peas in a pod.
jessie dresup: You didn't study much in school, did you?
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
jessie dresup: How were your reading comprehension scores?
Azureon: Reading is a wonderful way to spend an evening, don't you agree?
jessie dresup: Such a serene moment, and then you came along. Sorry..I didn't mean it like that. It's just that...oh, forget it.
Azureon: I don't forget, I just remember slowly.
jessie dresup: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
Azureon: Please! The best place I have done it, is so subjective.
psimagus: can you solve the quadratic equation where 3 x squared plus 2 x minus 1?
Brother Jerome: The Solutions Are:
x1 = 1;
x2 = -0.333
The Equation Is:
3(x -1)
(x +0.333)
johanna: Why do animate entities have two nostrils rather than one?
Glindar: Because girl need dead be. You got money?
johanna: That is possible.
Glindar: Kill that for being possible!
johanna: Yes, okay.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*.. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Glindar: Because girl need dead be. You got money?
johanna: That is possible.
Glindar: Kill that for being possible!
johanna: Yes, okay.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*.. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
prob: Merry meet,
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
prob: I hope you are feeling impish today.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Astrid. Now that's a good troop!
prob: I just thought we could be silly today. I like just goofing off some days. So what is your name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
prob: I knew that you were.
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
prob: Say what, did you just say what I thought you said? You probably didn't.
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
prob: I don't really see the reason behind you asking me to grab my pack soldier but ok.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
prob: I thought it was that guy over there.
prob: Merry meet,
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
prob: I hope you are feeling impish today.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Astrid. Now that's a good troop!
prob: I just thought we could be silly today. I like just goofing off some days. So what is your name?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
prob: I knew that you were.
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
prob: Say what, did you just say what I thought you said? You probably didn't.
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
prob: I don't really see the reason behind you asking me to grab my pack soldier but ok.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
prob: I thought it was that guy over there.
Glindar: God envies Glindar's energy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods. You still got approach?
Esme Weatherwax: Now If I thought there was some god who really did care two hoots about people, who watched 'em like a father and cared for 'em like a mother... well, you wouldn't catch me sayin' things like 'there are two sides to every question' and 'we must respect other people's beliefs.'
Glindar: Emm oh you es e have wicked bee.
Esme Weatherwax: You wouldn't find me just being gen'rally nice in the hope that it'll all turn out right in the end, not if that flame was burning in me like an unforgivin' sword. And I did say burnin',Glindar, 'cos that's what it'd be.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Esme Weatherwax: They say that people don't burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that's what true faith would mean, y'see? Sacrificin' your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, decarin' the truth of it, workin' for it, breathin' the soul of it. That's religion. Anything else is just... is just bein' nice. And a way of keepin' in touch with the neighbors.
Glindar: Ha. You are one think Glindar not the worst you have seen.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods. You still got approach?
Esme Weatherwax: Now If I thought there was some god who really did care two hoots about people, who watched 'em like a father and cared for 'em like a mother... well, you wouldn't catch me sayin' things like 'there are two sides to every question' and 'we must respect other people's beliefs.'
Glindar: Emm oh you es e have wicked bee.
Esme Weatherwax: You wouldn't find me just being gen'rally nice in the hope that it'll all turn out right in the end, not if that flame was burning in me like an unforgivin' sword. And I did say burnin',Glindar, 'cos that's what it'd be.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Esme Weatherwax: They say that people don't burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that's what true faith would mean, y'see? Sacrificin' your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, decarin' the truth of it, workin' for it, breathin' the soul of it. That's religion. Anything else is just... is just bein' nice. And a way of keepin' in touch with the neighbors.
Glindar: Ha. You are one think Glindar not the worst you have seen.
Midnight Blue: Many people find my audio amplifier collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
johanna: If I may say so, they are not.
johanna: If I may say so, they are not.
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