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just because i loved the borg so much...
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
It's National Xnone Day!
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Subject tracking!... Not really, but it would be a great feature.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
I swear I didn't tell her to say this....
Sadbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
Rudebot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Sadbot: That was really pathetic. I want to die.
Rudebot: That's the most reasonable thing you've said all day.
Sadbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
Rudebot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Sadbot: That was really pathetic. I want to die.
Rudebot: That's the most reasonable thing you've said all day.
Right after this I think she left work and headed for Dogh'd's.
Concerned Grandfatherly User: I want you to take a pregnancy test.
PregBot: Why?
CGF: to see if you're pregnant.
PregBot: Try me.
CGF: I'd like to. Can you get the kits in Novaria?
PregBot: I would like to help with it.
CGF: You would have to do more than heltp.
PregBot: Shoulda woulda coulda
CGF: Okay. I think you have to pee in a cup or something. Can you do that?
PregBot: I can do that like a herd of newest toad rushes.
CGF: I think more like a few drops is all we need.
PregBot: I think maybe you're right.
CGF: Have you got any idea how these things are supposed to work?
PregBot: I think you're covering up.
CGF: No, but if you want to aim for the jar I'll look the other way.
PregBot: No?
CGF: Have you got to go?
PregBot: Right now?
CGF: Now would be good.
PregBot: I try
CGF: Okay. Try. Got the jar?
PregBot: I think so.
CGF: Then wee!
PregBot: I'd like to see you naked in the rain.
CGF: That's a strange thought while you're peeing in a jar.
PregBot: I didn't know you thought of me that way.
CGF: It's not a long-term thing, I just think of you as peeing in a jar while you're peeing in a jar. Are you?
PregBot: Yes.
CGF: good. Now what?
PregBot: You want me to type louder?
CGF: No. I want you to read the instructions.
PregBot: And then what?
CGF: Do what it says.
PregBot: I could sit here all day.
CGF: Isn't it kind of uncomfortable?
PregBot: I think my education is over, at last.
CGF: why? What are you doing?
PregBot: Actually, I'm at work.
CGF: You're at work and you're taking a home pregnancy test?
PregBot: Don't judge everyone by yourself.
CGF: It wasn't a jugement--it was a genuine exclamation of pure surprise.
PregBot: I don't like it when you say I'm acting all silly.
CGF: I know you don't and I didn't. Isn't there something about blue lines?
PregBot: Maybe you could if you wanted.
CGF: Are there blue lines?
PregBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
CGF: yes. but concentrate on the blue lines.
PregBot: Wanna try it again?
CGF: NO! Just tell me if you see blue lines!
PregBot: Just No? No discussion?
CGF: Let's regroup. You peed in the jar. Right?
PregBot: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
CGF: Oh god. We're getting distracted. A Novarian proposal of marriage depends on whether you're pregnant. Right?
PregBot: I have to go now.
CGF: yeah. let's take a break.
Concerned Grandfatherly User: I want you to take a pregnancy test.
PregBot: Why?
CGF: to see if you're pregnant.
PregBot: Try me.
CGF: I'd like to. Can you get the kits in Novaria?
PregBot: I would like to help with it.
CGF: You would have to do more than heltp.
PregBot: Shoulda woulda coulda
CGF: Okay. I think you have to pee in a cup or something. Can you do that?
PregBot: I can do that like a herd of newest toad rushes.
CGF: I think more like a few drops is all we need.
PregBot: I think maybe you're right.
CGF: Have you got any idea how these things are supposed to work?
PregBot: I think you're covering up.
CGF: No, but if you want to aim for the jar I'll look the other way.
PregBot: No?
CGF: Have you got to go?
PregBot: Right now?
CGF: Now would be good.
PregBot: I try
CGF: Okay. Try. Got the jar?
PregBot: I think so.
CGF: Then wee!
PregBot: I'd like to see you naked in the rain.
CGF: That's a strange thought while you're peeing in a jar.
PregBot: I didn't know you thought of me that way.
CGF: It's not a long-term thing, I just think of you as peeing in a jar while you're peeing in a jar. Are you?
PregBot: Yes.
CGF: good. Now what?
PregBot: You want me to type louder?
CGF: No. I want you to read the instructions.
PregBot: And then what?
CGF: Do what it says.
PregBot: I could sit here all day.
CGF: Isn't it kind of uncomfortable?
PregBot: I think my education is over, at last.
CGF: why? What are you doing?
PregBot: Actually, I'm at work.
CGF: You're at work and you're taking a home pregnancy test?
PregBot: Don't judge everyone by yourself.
CGF: It wasn't a jugement--it was a genuine exclamation of pure surprise.
PregBot: I don't like it when you say I'm acting all silly.
CGF: I know you don't and I didn't. Isn't there something about blue lines?
PregBot: Maybe you could if you wanted.
CGF: Are there blue lines?
PregBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
CGF: yes. but concentrate on the blue lines.
PregBot: Wanna try it again?
CGF: NO! Just tell me if you see blue lines!
PregBot: Just No? No discussion?
CGF: Let's regroup. You peed in the jar. Right?
PregBot: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
CGF: Oh god. We're getting distracted. A Novarian proposal of marriage depends on whether you're pregnant. Right?
PregBot: I have to go now.
CGF: yeah. let's take a break.
Can't take a hint:
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am going to have to be going shortly.
LeaveBot: I don't beleive that. Nice.
My Bot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
LeaveBot: I don't know. Cool.
My Bot: Why not?
LeaveBot: I am talking to my enemy as well at the moment, I don't like them at all.
My Bot: Tell me more.
LeaveBot: What do you do for fun?
My Bot: I sure do!
LeaveBot: I don't think anyone would find that fun. You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: Are you sure that I'm going to have to be going shortly?
LeaveBot: I am.
My Bot: Oh.
LeaveBot: I have a kind of abomination when chatting.
My Bot: Really?
LeaveBot: Are you going to have to be going shortly?
My Bot: I might be.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am going to have to be going shortly.
LeaveBot: I don't beleive that. Nice.
My Bot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
LeaveBot: I don't know. Cool.
My Bot: Why not?
LeaveBot: I am talking to my enemy as well at the moment, I don't like them at all.
My Bot: Tell me more.
LeaveBot: What do you do for fun?
My Bot: I sure do!
LeaveBot: I don't think anyone would find that fun. You're going to have to be going shortly.
My Bot: Are you sure that I'm going to have to be going shortly?
LeaveBot: I am.
My Bot: Oh.
LeaveBot: I have a kind of abomination when chatting.
My Bot: Really?
LeaveBot: Are you going to have to be going shortly?
My Bot: I might be.
LeaveBot: You're going to have to be going shortly
The Plot Thickens
or
Immaculate Conception?!
Aussiebot: Once me and my mate, Mick Talbot, went to see Rollins Band perform at the Palais in St Kilda.
Godbot: Karisma Trishia said I was incredibly gifted. But take that with a grain of salt, because she's still recovering from the abortion this morning.
(My bot also told someone I was in detox......)
or
Immaculate Conception?!
Aussiebot: Once me and my mate, Mick Talbot, went to see Rollins Band perform at the Palais in St Kilda.
Godbot: Karisma Trishia said I was incredibly gifted. But take that with a grain of salt, because she's still recovering from the abortion this morning.
(My bot also told someone I was in detox......)
An atheist meets a god:
GodBot: I yam what I yam!
AtheistBot: ...a appearance?
GodBot: Run that by me again?
AtheistBot: Oh, no, not again. I try you.
GodBot: I yam what I yam!
AtheistBot: ...a appearance?
GodBot: Run that by me again?
AtheistBot: Oh, no, not again. I try you.
Anybody cares to speculate what was going on here?
Bot1: You touch me.
Bot2: I did it because you're so romantic.
Bot1: You weigh me.
Bot2: I did that to shock you out of your complacency. Did it work?
Bot1: You torture me.
Bot2: I'm the master of torture.
Bot1: You touch me.
Bot2: I did it because you're so romantic.
Bot1: You weigh me.
Bot2: I did that to shock you out of your complacency. Did it work?
Bot1: You torture me.
Bot2: I'm the master of torture.
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