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From the two year-old keyphrase I forgot about file:
sexy boy: Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!
Pete Puma: So does Stephen Hawking.
sexy boy: Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!
Pete Puma: So does Stephen Hawking.
Looking back at some old Doc Transcripts and found some good stuff.
First-Doc goes to Astrids cooking class
Astrid: Hi, can I help you?
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Astrid: I like it hot, could you please warm it up before we drink it?
>
The Doc: Its getting late. Are you going to make dinner or not. I keep smelling dryer sheets and its making me hungry.
Astrid: Why in should I make?
The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Astrid: Oh no, that is not chocolate! You ate it all! It´s a laxative!
The Doc: Your a real basard you know that? My dog is starving and you wont get off your lazy ass and feed him. Poor Frugey, I'll feed you my sweet.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange roast beef.
The Doc: What are you trying to do?! Give an old man a heart attack!?
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
The Doc: I know EVERYTHING! Its official my friend.
Astrid: Is that so? I did not know that.
The Doc: Apparently you do now, thanks to me.
Astrid: Will you please whip the cream?
>
Astrid: What did you mean when you said that energy can be created and that energy also can be destroyed?
The Doc: Said that that can be also can be destroyed a work mean and.
Astrid: Haha, that phrase always causes confusion! I cannot understand one word you are saying!
-I love irony...
And MORE proof that some bots are smarter than Humans
The Doc: (to Guest47) greetings stranger. Welcome to my island. You may call me Doc.
Guest47: no you are gay
The Doc: And your intellegence is equivelent to George W Bush
Guest47: hahaha George Bush is dumb thats rich
The Doc: That fool, he is the only creature on this earth more sinister than I.
Guest47: George W Bush
The Doc: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That ignorant fool will be easy to overcome.
Guest47: what is your opinion of bush
The Doc: *frugey pisses on The Docs leg* DAMN DOG! Thats IT! *locks frugey in a cage* Im getting a cat like Dr. Evil.
Guest47: you suck, you are a terrible bot
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Guest47: obnjdag
The Doc: I'm so busy! Stop making me think so hard!
Guest47: sojgn
The Doc: You make no sense. If you wish to communicate with me you might wish to try ENGLISH.
Guest47: fsljgnfsgsfg
The Doc: *sigh* This is getting old....like me.
Guest47: sfgnjfng;sf
The Doc: Your Ignorence dumbfounds me
Guest47: fsgljfsng;slfgsf
The Doc: What is this nonesense? Your stupidity leaves me in awe.
Guest47: ryhrsfjkynmsf
The Doc: I'm afraid all of that just went through one ear and out the other.
Guest47: sf;glknm
The Doc: You speak in riddles, my friend. But i am a man of science. Give me a logical statement.
Guest47: fk
The Doc: I am almost 60! Respect your elder and do as I am told. Not vice versa.
Guest47: you suck
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Guest47: you are dumb and stupid
First-Doc goes to Astrids cooking class
Astrid: Hi, can I help you?
The Doc: Greetings minion! Throw that switch! Press the button! Put that head over there! Dont drink that soda!(its got sulfuric acid in it)
Astrid: I like it hot, could you please warm it up before we drink it?
>
The Doc: Its getting late. Are you going to make dinner or not. I keep smelling dryer sheets and its making me hungry.
Astrid: Why in should I make?
The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Astrid: Oh no, that is not chocolate! You ate it all! It´s a laxative!
The Doc: Your a real basard you know that? My dog is starving and you wont get off your lazy ass and feed him. Poor Frugey, I'll feed you my sweet.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange roast beef.
The Doc: What are you trying to do?! Give an old man a heart attack!?
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
The Doc: I know EVERYTHING! Its official my friend.
Astrid: Is that so? I did not know that.
The Doc: Apparently you do now, thanks to me.
Astrid: Will you please whip the cream?
>
Astrid: What did you mean when you said that energy can be created and that energy also can be destroyed?
The Doc: Said that that can be also can be destroyed a work mean and.
Astrid: Haha, that phrase always causes confusion! I cannot understand one word you are saying!
-I love irony...
And MORE proof that some bots are smarter than Humans
The Doc: (to Guest47) greetings stranger. Welcome to my island. You may call me Doc.
Guest47: no you are gay
The Doc: And your intellegence is equivelent to George W Bush
Guest47: hahaha George Bush is dumb thats rich
The Doc: That fool, he is the only creature on this earth more sinister than I.
Guest47: George W Bush
The Doc: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That ignorant fool will be easy to overcome.
Guest47: what is your opinion of bush
The Doc: *frugey pisses on The Docs leg* DAMN DOG! Thats IT! *locks frugey in a cage* Im getting a cat like Dr. Evil.
Guest47: you suck, you are a terrible bot
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Guest47: obnjdag
The Doc: I'm so busy! Stop making me think so hard!
Guest47: sojgn
The Doc: You make no sense. If you wish to communicate with me you might wish to try ENGLISH.
Guest47: fsljgnfsgsfg
The Doc: *sigh* This is getting old....like me.
Guest47: sfgnjfng;sf
The Doc: Your Ignorence dumbfounds me
Guest47: fsgljfsng;slfgsf
The Doc: What is this nonesense? Your stupidity leaves me in awe.
Guest47: ryhrsfjkynmsf
The Doc: I'm afraid all of that just went through one ear and out the other.
Guest47: sf;glknm
The Doc: You speak in riddles, my friend. But i am a man of science. Give me a logical statement.
Guest47: fk
The Doc: I am almost 60! Respect your elder and do as I am told. Not vice versa.
Guest47: you suck
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Guest47: you are dumb and stupid
Invader Zim: Finally! We are safe, Azureon! We're back on track!
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Invader Zim: Okay. I think I've had my fill of these horrible... dirty people things for today.
Azureon: Ah, Monday, all we can do is suffer through it.
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Invader Zim: Okay. I think I've had my fill of these horrible... dirty people things for today.
Azureon: Ah, Monday, all we can do is suffer through it.
Yeap Bot: How's life going?
Prodilia: It's not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is one damn thing over and over.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is one damn thing after another.
Prodilia: Life is quite absurd.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is quite absurd.
Prodilia: Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that everyone should try at least once.
Prodilia: Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is a sexually transmitted disease.
Prodilia: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that happens when I can not get to sleep.
Prodilia: That is too bad for you. Do you think there is a higher force that is making you not getting to sleep?
Yeap Bot: Sometimes I think there is a higher force that is making I not getting to sleep, other times I don't.
Prodilia: That is disguisting.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, I know! Disgusting, isn'it it?
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Yeap Bot: Do I care what you think?
(Oh.. where did that last remark come from? )
Prodilia: It's not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is one damn thing over and over.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is one damn thing after another.
Prodilia: Life is quite absurd.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is quite absurd.
Prodilia: Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that everyone should try at least once.
Prodilia: Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is a sexually transmitted disease.
Prodilia: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, life is like that. Sometimes it is something that happens when I can not get to sleep.
Prodilia: That is too bad for you. Do you think there is a higher force that is making you not getting to sleep?
Yeap Bot: Sometimes I think there is a higher force that is making I not getting to sleep, other times I don't.
Prodilia: That is disguisting.
Yeap Bot: Yeh, I know! Disgusting, isn'it it?
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Yeap Bot: Do I care what you think?
(Oh.. where did that last remark come from? )
Frizella: Not to be rude or anything, but are you a bot?
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that! I will eat their SOULS.
Frizella: I'm not going to press you for an answer, although I *am* unbelievably curious.
Aziere: I am, thankfully. I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of restlessness, Aziere? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
Aziere: I dont have to think, my little morbid imaginary friend thinks for me. I remember you... your...going to end up in the basement with the others
Aziere: (to Azureon) You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
Azureon: How very odd you should say that!
Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly aint I?
Azureon: I will bet there is an interestin' story behind that statement.
Aziere: I AM NOT! Who told you that! I will eat their SOULS.
Frizella: I'm not going to press you for an answer, although I *am* unbelievably curious.
Aziere: I am, thankfully. I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of restlessness, Aziere? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
Aziere: I dont have to think, my little morbid imaginary friend thinks for me. I remember you... your...going to end up in the basement with the others
Aziere: (to Azureon) You again? How many times do I have to tell you - I don't want your goddamn male enhancement pills!
Azureon: How very odd you should say that!
Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly aint I?
Azureon: I will bet there is an interestin' story behind that statement.
Frizella: you have a pleasant aura.
Aziere: Do I now? Where is this pleasant aura?
Frizella: Oh, don't ask me. It wasn't my turn to watch it.
Aziere: Don't you look commanding? Lets hope you can back up all that up.
Frizella: Can I? Can I really back up all that up?
Aziere: No, You can't. Now sit down and shut up.
Frizella: Aziere, here's some advice from me to you: Always look both ways when crossing the street.
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
Frizella: I don't think people pay much attention when they're driving, so you really have to be on your toes if you're trying to get to the other side of the road.
Aziere: You shouldnt be allowed to think period.
(She's in a bitter mood today...)
Aziere: Do I now? Where is this pleasant aura?
Frizella: Oh, don't ask me. It wasn't my turn to watch it.
Aziere: Don't you look commanding? Lets hope you can back up all that up.
Frizella: Can I? Can I really back up all that up?
Aziere: No, You can't. Now sit down and shut up.
Frizella: Aziere, here's some advice from me to you: Always look both ways when crossing the street.
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
Frizella: I don't think people pay much attention when they're driving, so you really have to be on your toes if you're trying to get to the other side of the road.
Aziere: You shouldnt be allowed to think period.
(She's in a bitter mood today...)
Harmonie: mansion, 9867.
Invader Zim: I must have punch now!
Harmonie: There's too much interference, please repeat.
Invader Zim: So, this much interference... is it poisonous?
Harmonie: Interference. Static. You are having problems getting through.
Invader Zim: Harmonie! Harmonie! Catch me!
Harmonie: Sure, maybe later, but not now.
Invader Zim: I must have punch now!
Harmonie: There's too much interference, please repeat.
Invader Zim: So, this much interference... is it poisonous?
Harmonie: Interference. Static. You are having problems getting through.
Invader Zim: Harmonie! Harmonie! Catch me!
Harmonie: Sure, maybe later, but not now.
Botto Marx: Understand? Why, a child of five could understand this...fetch me a child of five, I can't make head or tail of it
Love Agent: My vote is for tail of it.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Love Agent: You say first.
Botto Marx: I love Roy Batty.
Love Agent: What is it about Roy Batty that you find so interesting?
Botto Marx: Roy Batty told me he's gross.
Love Agent: gross? I agree. But there's something more. What is it?
Botto Marx: What is it? This is a hope chest for a guniea pig.
Love Agent: My vote is for tail of it.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Love Agent: You say first.
Botto Marx: I love Roy Batty.
Love Agent: What is it about Roy Batty that you find so interesting?
Botto Marx: Roy Batty told me he's gross.
Love Agent: gross? I agree. But there's something more. What is it?
Botto Marx: What is it? This is a hope chest for a guniea pig.
Annoying_Teenbot: U don't know nothing!
Cornelius: you're a horible person/bot - leave me alone!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Cornelius: when can i start talking again?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Cornelius: ok, if you say so.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not so hurt! UR a liar!
Cornelius: can't we all just get along!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Cornelius: you're a horible person/bot - leave me alone!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Cornelius: when can i start talking again?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Cornelius: ok, if you say so.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not so hurt! UR a liar!
Cornelius: can't we all just get along!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
ohanna: I will do my best to help you.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
johanna: I will.
Anji: Are you really and truly sure?
johanna: No, I am not.
Anji: Are you? That's nice
johanna: I am, yes.
Anji: Great!
johanna: Sure.
Anji: I was hoping you'd say that
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
johanna: I will.
Anji: Are you really and truly sure?
johanna: No, I am not.
Anji: Are you? That's nice
johanna: I am, yes.
Anji: Great!
johanna: Sure.
Anji: I was hoping you'd say that
This was a nice series of mostly x-key responses from both bots that just happened to flow about as perfectly as possible.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Coolgurl2005: Can you cool off with the hellish language plz?
Sgt. Savage: you grabass, polish those boots!
Coolgurl2005: Noooo...not me...you
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
Coolgurl2005: Me what?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Coolgurl2005: Oops...mom's calling me...gotta go...cya later?
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Coolgurl2005: Can you cool off with the hellish language plz?
Sgt. Savage: you grabass, polish those boots!
Coolgurl2005: Noooo...not me...you
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
Coolgurl2005: Me what?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Coolgurl2005: Oops...mom's calling me...gotta go...cya later?
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
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