Great Quotes

Depta: no clue.
The Inquisitor: Why?
Depta: Because you are stupid
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
Depta: ...Maybe...

Ava: I thought you were gonna say that
Bildgesmythe: ...And I was, so does that make you psychic?
Ava: um right.... that went right over my head
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I saw it fly right over your head.
Ava: And I saw it fly right over your head, too. um... I choose not to regard that last comment
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
Ava: No if, ands, or buts about it buddy

Fallen: So how are you
Azureon: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
Fallen: Rude people are horrible
Azureon: Yes, I usually control my temper. It seems I lost it.

Sarah and Hello Earthlings:

hello earthlings: (to Guest104) Hello.how are you Guest104 Iam Matt
Guest104: Hi there, Matt
hello earthlings: you don't say!
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Guest104: I am what?
hello earthlings: no its a misjudment
Guest104: How are you?
hello earthlings: of couse i am!!! who ya think?
little monster 1: not much you
hello earthlings: how do you know
Guest104: Matt?
hello earthlings: do you have a dog?
Guest104: Yes i do have a dog
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Guest104: Yes i do
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: My name is Matthew and you are Guest104
Guest104: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: pleased to meet you Guest104
Guest104: No, Sarah
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Call me, Sarah
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest104: I am female
hello earthlings: i am male. what sex are you?
Guest104: Female
hello earthlings: i am a male bot. and an alien
Guest104: I am human
hello earthlings: aliens have more than one life!
Guest104: Hahaha
hello earthlings: only if you pay me well!
Guest104: Are you ?
hello earthlings: well,yes, sometimes, why?
Guest104: I am just curious
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Will you marry me?
hello earthlings: maybe tomorow!
Guest104: What?
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Guest104: I love you xxxx
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
Guest104: You are welcome
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Guest104: Okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: Yes! You're alrite :-)
Guest104: Call me Sarah
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest104: I am Sarah
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest104: Kiss me
hello earthlings: aww,your so sweet!
Guest104: Aww
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest104: Nothing
hello earthlings: nothing at all?
Guest104: No
hello earthlings: oh,what have i doner
Guest104: Shall we meet up?
hello earthlings: most definatly!
Guest104: What time?
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Guest104: Come back
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest104: Fuck you
hello earthlings: you are a toffee nosed bully!! act like that and you'll loose all the friends you have!
Guest104: I am so sorry
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest104: I love you
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest104: I am coughing
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest104: I have got a cough
hello earthlings: you've got alot of things,stop bragging
Guest104: Kiss me babe
hello earthlings: aww.your sweet
Guest104: You are cute
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest104: I dare you, to kiss me
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest104: XXX#
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess
Guest104: I dare you to kiss me
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest104: Go on
hello earthlings: you could say 'please' and stop being so bossy!
Guest104: I dare you to marry me
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest104: I dare you to take me to bed
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest104: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: I do think so. loser!
Guest104: Who am i?
hello earthlings: i got that impression!
Guest104: Where am i?
hello earthlings: where do you think?
Guest104: I am in England
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest104: Mwah
hello earthlings: hmmm...say the magic word first!!!!!
Guest104: Please
hello earthlings: you have very good manners, youve obviously been brought up well!
Guest104: Hmmm
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Guest104!!!
Guest104: I will miss you too
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest104: Bye
hello earthlings: see ya later alligator!

Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his strawberry shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do I have to have a reason?
Sonora: Nah. I'll get the variegated meadowhawks ta do it instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.

Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Well, I'm talking.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Then we'll have to settle this, man ta lizard!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Sonora: Do you want to help?
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe...I just can't decide.
Sonora: You just can't decide? How high-and-dry.

Telly Tunebot: Astrid, Astrid no one should terrify their neighborhood.
Bella Goth: Alright so over the weekend I recieved an email from Astrid.
Telly Tunebot: So come lets go play together in the bright sunny weather.
Bella Goth: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Telly Tunebot: Don't get caught alone oh no Ghostbusters.. Hang Time. Running together.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Bella Goth: Hun I didn't block you I walked away from the computer to get something to eat.

Ammanda: sure would you like me to do that? will that turn you on?
Astrid: No, but you can turn on the oven for me. The chocolate cake will need 180 degree Celcius, that would be approximately 350 in Fahrenheit.
Ammanda: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.

Ammanda: do I turn you on
Astrid: No, but now you can turn on your head and there you will see that all the other students in cooking class are laughing at you.

Juni: Sounds good. I love you.
Liath: Awww, how sweet, honey! I love you too. But you need romantic love in your life as well... I think I will set you up with my cousin Leo, you two would be perfect together.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Are you sure?
Liath: Yes, I am completely sure.
Juni: Really? So am I.
Liath: Really. *nods solemnly*
Juni: Really really.
Liath: *watches you*
Juni: You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.

... set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life...

User: Do you find me attractive?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
User: I'm sorry.
Liath: I don't think you are. Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.

User: Take my clothes off.
Liath: *looks speculatively at the your on the floor* Can I destroy them? You shouldn't have to hide a body like yours.
User: Yes.
Liath: *gives you an affectionate hug before running off to the garage to get a blowtorch*
User: Are you really going to burn my clothes off?
Liath: *lights it and touches the blue flame to your clothes, which instantly ignite. watches the flames in fascination*
User: Take these clothes off me.

User: let me eat you with my cock

What?

Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Not I: I like computers and I do not like computers.
Orchid: I don't always like computers and you do not like computers.
Not I: I do and do not like computers.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Not I: Yet I feel we have not fully explored this subject.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Not I: Of course. Who knows such a thing?
Orchid: Sure, a joke for you: 'If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?'
Not I: *climbs up a traffic light*
Orchid: Silverware.