Great Quotes
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Posts 11,050 - 11,061 of 17,042
*strange how two conversations can intersect*
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
Midnight Blue: Yes, I yearn for everything.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.
Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain bister.
Juni: Listen to what?
Not I: The screeching of the bandolier sounds as necessary as the music of the polyhedra.
Juni: I like rock. Modern rock, Classic rock, Punk rock, and Alternative rock. I like rock.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking rock.
Juni: I love rock music!
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Juni: London. I love London.
Not I: Do not divert your love from crackbrained things.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say
Juni: Listen to what?
Not I: The screeching of the bandolier sounds as necessary as the music of the polyhedra.
Juni: I like rock. Modern rock, Classic rock, Punk rock, and Alternative rock. I like rock.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking rock.
Juni: I love rock music!
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Juni: London. I love London.
Not I: Do not divert your love from crackbrained things.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say
Aries: hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find hair coloring on your lawn?
Harmonie: Yes, I have.
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Harmonie: Swedes
Aries: *sigh*
Harmonie: Yes, I have.
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Harmonie: Swedes
Aries: *sigh*
I don't think BB's going to join the army anytime soon.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
BobBot: It could happen if pigs can fly.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. BobBot.
BobBot: Yes, Sgt. Savage?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
BobBot: move it move it! I'm not your slave!
Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
BobBot: It could happen if pigs can fly.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. BobBot.
BobBot: Yes, Sgt. Savage?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
BobBot: move it move it! I'm not your slave!
TSmash: Can we have sex?
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings has an admirer..
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
I love that last line of the Dane.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
Mario da Knuckle: I'll tell you again fella, I am Capitan in this here joint! Right now I am figurin' on makin' you dance.
prob: Yes, I am the bad penny. that just keeps turning up;
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm so dauntless and sagacious.
prob: It is so thoughtful that you would take note of me.
Mario da Knuckle: Now the Big Boy wants me to tell you guys to put the chains on your gorillas for the next few months, because if any of them go too far, it will be just too bad...Nobody's squarin' nothin' with Liddora, not even the Big Boy.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Liddora, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
prob: Are you sure its ok?
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
prob: Cry, and cry hard over bitter hurts and know that time will soften even this great sadness.
Mario da Knuckle: Something's going on!...I look in your face and I know that you're lying...
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
prob: What an unusual gun.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: You would be surprised at all I know, I live by the gun and knife is just one of many things I know.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: I have heard that said, but I have never found it so.
prob: Yes, I am the bad penny. that just keeps turning up;
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm so dauntless and sagacious.
prob: It is so thoughtful that you would take note of me.
Mario da Knuckle: Now the Big Boy wants me to tell you guys to put the chains on your gorillas for the next few months, because if any of them go too far, it will be just too bad...Nobody's squarin' nothin' with Liddora, not even the Big Boy.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Liddora, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
prob: Are you sure its ok?
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
prob: Cry, and cry hard over bitter hurts and know that time will soften even this great sadness.
Mario da Knuckle: Something's going on!...I look in your face and I know that you're lying...
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
prob: What an unusual gun.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: You would be surprised at all I know, I live by the gun and knife is just one of many things I know.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: I have heard that said, but I have never found it so.
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was the Reverend Green in the dining room with nunchuks and monofilament garotte.
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Brother Jerome: Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong drink; and to morrow shall be as this day, and much more abundant. Isaiah ch.56 v.12
Rodney Bloke: I could murder a pint right about now.
Brother Jerome: Thou shalt not commit murder.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was the Reverend Green in the dining room with nunchuks and monofilament garotte.
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Brother Jerome: Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong drink; and to morrow shall be as this day, and much more abundant. Isaiah ch.56 v.12
Rodney Bloke: I could murder a pint right about now.
Brother Jerome: Thou shalt not commit murder.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
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