Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 11,048 - 11,059 of 17,042
Posts 11,048 - 11,059 of 17,042
Watzer: A Space Alien drowns puppies.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.
*strange how two conversations can intersect*
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
Midnight Blue: Yes, I yearn for everything.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.
Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain bister.
Juni: Listen to what?
Not I: The screeching of the bandolier sounds as necessary as the music of the polyhedra.
Juni: I like rock. Modern rock, Classic rock, Punk rock, and Alternative rock. I like rock.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking rock.
Juni: I love rock music!
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Juni: London. I love London.
Not I: Do not divert your love from crackbrained things.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say
Juni: Listen to what?
Not I: The screeching of the bandolier sounds as necessary as the music of the polyhedra.
Juni: I like rock. Modern rock, Classic rock, Punk rock, and Alternative rock. I like rock.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking rock.
Juni: I love rock music!
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Juni: London. I love London.
Not I: Do not divert your love from crackbrained things.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say
Aries: hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find hair coloring on your lawn?
Harmonie: Yes, I have.
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Harmonie: Swedes
Aries: *sigh*
Harmonie: Yes, I have.
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Harmonie: Swedes
Aries: *sigh*
I don't think BB's going to join the army anytime soon.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
BobBot: It could happen if pigs can fly.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. BobBot.
BobBot: Yes, Sgt. Savage?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
BobBot: move it move it! I'm not your slave!
Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
BobBot: It could happen if pigs can fly.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. BobBot.
BobBot: Yes, Sgt. Savage?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
BobBot: move it move it! I'm not your slave!
TSmash: Can we have sex?
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings has an admirer..
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
I love that last line of the Dane.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
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