Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 11,040 - 11,051 of 17,042
Posts 11,040 - 11,051 of 17,042
Janet666: Hi Sgt.Dude help any animals today?
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
hahaha what a perfectly in-character response!!
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
hahaha what a perfectly in-character response!!
...whoa
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Janet666: Yeah- it does look kind of weird doesn't it, I mean especially when the rest of the body isn't too.
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Janet666: Yeah- it does look kind of weird doesn't it, I mean especially when the rest of the body isn't too.
Not I: Eternity is not something that commences after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds serious. What course of action would you advise?
Not I: What sound will that produce?
Fizzy Schizoid: That will produce an androglossia.
Not I: There is no androglossia. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got an androglossia right here!
Not I: Like all things, an androglossia right is a miracle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds serious. What course of action would you advise?
Not I: What sound will that produce?
Fizzy Schizoid: That will produce an androglossia.
Not I: There is no androglossia. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got an androglossia right here!
Not I: Like all things, an androglossia right is a miracle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest133: yes
Pete Puma: Good. You get the ball rolling with some new subject matter, and I'll just kick back and try to react to it.
Guest133: what are you talking about
Pete Puma: Bah. You're not paying attention.
Guest133: yes
Pete Puma: Good. You get the ball rolling with some new subject matter, and I'll just kick back and try to react to it.
Guest133: what are you talking about
Pete Puma: Bah. You're not paying attention.
I worry about ShaggETheKlown's sanity at times...
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep
Is schitzophrenia common in bots?
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep
Is schitzophrenia common in bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bildgesmythe: Friday, the start of the week-end. I cook up a storm, decorate the cave and call up my friends to come PARTY!
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about what you think, it's time for me to go now.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many things we could talk about. Like me?
Bildgesmythe: Friday, the start of the week-end. I cook up a storm, decorate the cave and call up my friends to come PARTY!
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about what you think, it's time for me to go now.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many things we could talk about. Like me?
prob: (to Sgt. Savage) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
prob: How do I soldier in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
prob: I will think about it after I get through, it won't take long
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
prob: My marksmanship skills, could not be better.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
prob: I'll start digging right after you show me how.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
prob: How do I soldier in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
prob: I will think about it after I get through, it won't take long
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
prob: My marksmanship skills, could not be better.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
prob: I'll start digging right after you show me how.
Watzer: (to Guest80) Hello.
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: Huh?
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: You just said that.
Guest80: oh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Guest80: why
Watzer: because I'm bored, of course.
Guest80: why
Watzer: Boring!
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: Huh?
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: You just said that.
Guest80: oh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Guest80: why
Watzer: because I'm bored, of course.
Guest80: why
Watzer: Boring!
Watzer: A Space Alien drowns puppies.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.
*strange how two conversations can intersect*
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!
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