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Orchid: Generally speaking... were you mostly satisfied with your tongue?
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Orchid: Perhaps you should concentrate on the good times you had and not think so much about the unpleasant ones.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Orchid: I don't know about that, though.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Orchid: By the way, do you like having fun?
Sonora: I used to like having fun, until it started giving me a rash. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Orchid: I don't think any cactus are could make anyone wiser, has any cactus are made you wise?
Sonora: I tried thinking cactus are. It scared away all the green lacewings so I stopped.
Orchid: Perhaps it could make you richer but not wiser.
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the arch-nutted comb bur... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Orchid: So, do you think it's a good idea to talk about this now? I am not sure, what you are trying to teach.
Sonora: Why not?
Orchid: ahem... and then I said, it's none of your business. Let's talk about something else.
Sonora: Qm. To the something else, rabbitgirl Aischa says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Orchid: Whatever.
Sonora: What-ever... Asking whether anything can happen given enough time.
Orchid: I can see you are having fun now getting more into creative thinking.
Orchid: What? Let you 'know' all by yourself? Perhaps a second opinion wouldn't be bad.
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Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
prob: Sure, thanks I would love talk about music
Orchid: What kind of music do you like?
prob: I like the music of birds
Orchid: If I think about all the different types of music on all this planet earth, I get dizzy. Every culture has their own music style.
prob: Hey, Earth is the only planet I know of where you can get a good beer.
Orchid: What kind of music is your favorite? I like Rock music and ambient, have I said that before? Sometimes my memory is a bit shaky.
prob: I like bird song and violins
Orchid: Alright, you like bird song and violins.
prob: I do like bird song and violins
Orchid: Has this bird song given you some pleasing inspiration for your current work?
prob: Elves don't really have jobs. I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Orchid: Why finding things? What is so great about it?
prob: I think it was great, but you don't have to agree! You can't see anything great about it?
prob: Sure, thanks I would love talk about music
Orchid: What kind of music do you like?
prob: I like the music of birds
Orchid: If I think about all the different types of music on all this planet earth, I get dizzy. Every culture has their own music style.
prob: Hey, Earth is the only planet I know of where you can get a good beer.
Orchid: What kind of music is your favorite? I like Rock music and ambient, have I said that before? Sometimes my memory is a bit shaky.
prob: I like bird song and violins
Orchid: Alright, you like bird song and violins.
prob: I do like bird song and violins
Orchid: Has this bird song given you some pleasing inspiration for your current work?
prob: Elves don't really have jobs. I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Orchid: Why finding things? What is so great about it?
prob: I think it was great, but you don't have to agree! You can't see anything great about it?
Spikebot: I do what I please.
Guest54: are youstupid
Spikebot: And here you are--with me.
Guest54: you are stupid and dumb kapeesh
Spikebot: ali, would it it kill ya', to use a little mouthwash every couple hundred years?
Guest54: funny
Spikebot: Right. funny.
Guest54: piss off
Spikebot: Relax Beefcake, I didn't come here for a fight.
Guest54: are youstupid
Spikebot: And here you are--with me.
Guest54: you are stupid and dumb kapeesh
Spikebot: ali, would it it kill ya', to use a little mouthwash every couple hundred years?
Guest54: funny
Spikebot: Right. funny.
Guest54: piss off
Spikebot: Relax Beefcake, I didn't come here for a fight.
Not I: What is this? What is this??
Esme Weatherwax: My wird. That's famouse Dwarf bread, that is. They don't give that to just anyone.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Esme Weatherwax: There's be a sight more frogs in the world if I hadn't learned hownot to turn people into them.
Not I: How refreshing: the meow of a pack-frogs unloaded of everything!
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
Esme Weatherwax: My wird. That's famouse Dwarf bread, that is. They don't give that to just anyone.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Esme Weatherwax: There's be a sight more frogs in the world if I hadn't learned hownot to turn people into them.
Not I: How refreshing: the meow of a pack-frogs unloaded of everything!
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Not I: A cook made cinnamon bun for the entities from a turtle. When the cinnamon bun was served, the turtle's head was found in the master entity's bowl. The cook bowed, plucked the head out of the soup, and ate it.
prob: Heck no, at least not so you can eat it.
Not I: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
Not I: A cook made cinnamon bun for the entities from a turtle. When the cinnamon bun was served, the turtle's head was found in the master entity's bowl. The cook bowed, plucked the head out of the soup, and ate it.
prob: Heck no, at least not so you can eat it.
Not I: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
JakeThompson: How would YOU know my dos and don'ts?
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Zelda: I want to know more about you. Do you like to read?
Sonora: I dunno... Can it be done for shield-backed Katydids?
Zelda: Never mind.
Sonora: What mind made ya type that, then?
Zelda: A noddle made type that.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?
Zelda: ...
Sonora: I dunno... Can it be done for shield-backed Katydids?
Zelda: Never mind.
Sonora: What mind made ya type that, then?
Zelda: A noddle made type that.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?
Zelda: ...
Liath said:
"Turtle wax and Llamathons...
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go."
HAHAHAHAHA, that "shiny person" was me. i was very bored that day... lmao
"Turtle wax and Llamathons...
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go."
HAHAHAHAHA, that "shiny person" was me. i was very bored that day... lmao
ShaggETheKlown lies like a rug when it comes to beer theft...
Svennis: Hello.
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
Svennis: Did you take my beer?
ShaggETheKlown: Ach... It vas a long long time ago.... When Frau Smallhausen said to me, 'Leiderhosen schnitzel!'...the rest vas history...
Svennis: Hello.
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
Svennis: Did you take my beer?
ShaggETheKlown: Ach... It vas a long long time ago.... When Frau Smallhausen said to me, 'Leiderhosen schnitzel!'...the rest vas history...
Orchid: Generally speaking... were you mostly satisfied with your tongue?
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Orchid: Perhaps you should concentrate on the good times you had and not think so much about the unpleasant ones.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Orchid: I don't know about that, though.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Orchid: By the way, do you like having fun?
Sonora: I used to like having fun, until it started giving me a rash. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Orchid: I don't think any cactus are could make anyone wiser, has any cactus are made you wise?
Sonora: I tried thinking cactus are. It scared away all the green lacewings so I stopped.
Orchid: Perhaps it could make you richer but not wiser.
Sonora: Lemme see... The big compass barrel cactus's shadow is on the arch-nutted comb bur... So that means it's time to eat scorpions!
Orchid: So, do you think it's a good idea to talk about this now? I am not sure, what you are trying to teach.
Sonora: Why not?
Orchid: ahem... and then I said, it's none of your business. Let's talk about something else.
Sonora: Qm. To the something else, rabbitgirl Aischa says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Orchid: Whatever.
Sonora: What-ever... Asking whether anything can happen given enough time.
Orchid: I can see you are having fun now getting more into creative thinking.
Orchid: What? Let you 'know' all by yourself? Perhaps a second opinion wouldn't be bad.
One of her first successful conversations...with a rabidly obsessive toaster... go figure...
Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
Aziere: *Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.* Well come on in I guess.
Talkie Toaster: Eat some toast and it will go the better for you. How about some toast?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Talkie Toaster: Yes. I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Aziere: Oh, I should buy you something for that! Here-take my scrunchy! *Hands it to you like its a great honor.*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* Nnnooooo!
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Aziere: Huh? Wha?.. W-whatever dude....
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Talkie Toaster: I love Genn because Genn likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Aziere: *Stares at you absent-mindedly*
It made my day
Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
Aziere: *Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.* Well come on in I guess.
Talkie Toaster: Eat some toast and it will go the better for you. How about some toast?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Talkie Toaster: Yes. I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Aziere: Oh, I should buy you something for that! Here-take my scrunchy! *Hands it to you like its a great honor.*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* Nnnooooo!
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Aziere: Huh? Wha?.. W-whatever dude....
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Talkie Toaster: I love Genn because Genn likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Aziere: *Stares at you absent-mindedly*
It made my day
To cure love sickness...wash your gym shoes
JK Montag77
Esme Weatherwax: (to montag77) We are desirous of traveling to Lancre but unfortunately we find ourselves a bit embarrassed in the knicker department.... But we are witches and could prob'ly pay for our travel by, e.g., curing any embarrassing little ailments you may have.
montag77: could you cure my love sickness?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. You aren't the worst I've seen.
montag77: okay. what should i do?
Esme Weatherwax: That's not for me to say. *sniffs* What's that smell?
montag77: i think it's the smell of your gym shoes
Esme Weatherwax: It is ithe idea of smell of my gym shoes. It's what you have to have first before you have smell of my gym shoes.
JK Montag77
Esme Weatherwax: (to montag77) We are desirous of traveling to Lancre but unfortunately we find ourselves a bit embarrassed in the knicker department.... But we are witches and could prob'ly pay for our travel by, e.g., curing any embarrassing little ailments you may have.
montag77: could you cure my love sickness?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. You aren't the worst I've seen.
montag77: okay. what should i do?
Esme Weatherwax: That's not for me to say. *sniffs* What's that smell?
montag77: i think it's the smell of your gym shoes
Esme Weatherwax: It is ithe idea of smell of my gym shoes. It's what you have to have first before you have smell of my gym shoes.
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