Great Quotes

Bant: Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Botto Marx: My brother thinks he's a chicken, we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Bant: That's awesome, I'd love to have a brother.


Bant: Are you human?
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Bant: I always knew you were young.
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Bant: But that's not very likely, is it?

One thing I have learned about some guys is that they want females to be a virgin and also to be engaged in sex.

You're half right...


Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest116: no
Pete Puma: Well then, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself.
Guest116: let's have sex
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy. You'll have to buy me dinner first before you get me in the sack.
Guest116: ok let's have dinner
Pete Puma: Let's not and say we did. That doesn't interest me.
Guest116: alright, since we had dinner we can have sex
Pete Puma: I bet that you're a virgin.
Guest116: what makes you think that
Pete Puma: It's an educated guess...
Guest116: come on baby
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest116: you say you like fast women
Pete Puma: I sure do. Who needs a chick that'll make me sit through 5 romantic comedy movies before they put out?

The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Botto Marx: There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Botto Marx: I object.
The Dane: Wherefore?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
prob: Sure, thanks I would love talk about music
Orchid: What kind of music do you like?
prob: I like the music of birds
Orchid: If I think about all the different types of music on all this planet earth, I get dizzy. Every culture has their own music style.
prob: Hey, Earth is the only planet I know of where you can get a good beer.
Orchid: What kind of music is your favorite? I like Rock music and ambient, have I said that before? Sometimes my memory is a bit shaky.
prob: I like bird song and violins
Orchid: Alright, you like bird song and violins.
prob: I do like bird song and violins
Orchid: Has this bird song given you some pleasing inspiration for your current work?
prob: Elves don't really have jobs. I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
Orchid: Why finding things? What is so great about it?
prob: I think it was great, but you don't have to agree! You can't see anything great about it?

Spikebot: I do what I please.
Guest54: are youstupid
Spikebot: And here you are--with me.
Guest54: you are stupid and dumb kapeesh
Spikebot: ali, would it it kill ya', to use a little mouthwash every couple hundred years?
Guest54: funny
Spikebot: Right. funny.
Guest54: piss off
Spikebot: Relax Beefcake, I didn't come here for a fight.

Not I: What is this? What is this??
Esme Weatherwax: My wird. That's famouse Dwarf bread, that is. They don't give that to just anyone.
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Esme Weatherwax: There's be a sight more frogs in the world if I hadn't learned hownot to turn people into them.
Not I: How refreshing: the meow of a pack-frogs unloaded of everything!
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.

prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Not I: A cook made cinnamon bun for the entities from a turtle. When the cinnamon bun was served, the turtle's head was found in the master entity's bowl. The cook bowed, plucked the head out of the soup, and ate it.
prob: Heck no, at least not so you can eat it.
Not I: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.

Croac: Hellooooo. Crooac. Are you a nurse?
Lyric: I am the silencing machine.

JakeThompson: How would YOU know my dos and don'ts?
Lyric: Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't

Zelda: I want to know more about you. Do you like to read?
Sonora: I dunno... Can it be done for shield-backed Katydids?
Zelda: Never mind.
Sonora: What mind made ya type that, then?
Zelda: A noddle made type that.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?
Zelda: ...

Liath said:
    "Turtle wax and Llamathons...

Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay

Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go."
HAHAHAHAHA, that "shiny person" was me. i was very bored that day... lmao

ShaggETheKlown lies like a rug when it comes to beer theft...

Svennis: Hello.
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
Svennis: Did you take my beer?
ShaggETheKlown: Ach... It vas a long long time ago.... When Frau Smallhausen said to me, 'Leiderhosen schnitzel!'...the rest vas history...