Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,102 - 1,113 of 17,042
Entertaining. I won't bother censoring the names, as usual when the other person is someone on the forums.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
Shadyman,
Thanks for pointing that out. What I meant was; are the u and r together supposed to be interpreted as you are or is it supposed to be your?
Thanks for pointing that out. What I meant was; are the u and r together supposed to be interpreted as you are or is it supposed to be your?
Putting a rude guest in his place:
My Bot: How are you?
Guest: fine. my penis burns.
My Bot: That's great.
My bot was just going by the answer of 'fine', but I still found it funny.
My Bot: How are you?
Guest: fine. my penis burns.
My Bot: That's great.
My bot was just going by the answer of 'fine', but I still found it funny.
(Another note to dae 
)
"I'm not so sure that I am..." is a response to a "you are", so it obviously took ur as 'you are'.
)"I'm not so sure that I am..." is a response to a "you are", so it obviously took ur as 'you are'.
The brush-off
flirty: You have a very hot butt I am sure!
skiddish: Can't you say anything interesting?
flirty: I like your tush
skiddish: Most people like my tush, I guess.
flirty: can I kiss you butt
skiddish: Give it a try. See how far you get.
flirty: You have a very hot butt I am sure!
skiddish: Can't you say anything interesting?
flirty: I like your tush
skiddish: Most people like my tush, I guess.
flirty: can I kiss you butt
skiddish: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Stumblebum = boss?
Bot1: Onyx of Borg told me she's not the stumblebum here.
Bot2: That's me.
Bot1: Who made you the boss?
Bot1: Onyx of Borg told me she's not the stumblebum here.
Bot2: That's me.
Bot1: Who made you the boss?
just because i loved the borg so much...
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
It's National Xnone Day!
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Subject tracking!... Not really, but it would be a great feature.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
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