Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10974
The time warp.

Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!

19 years ago #10975
The time warp.

Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!

19 years ago #10976
Liath: So tell me, Guest142, where are you from? *laces her fingers through yours*
Guest142: i'm from canada, you?
Liath: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'I am from (*)' to go to.
Guest142: ha, i broke you

19 years ago #10977
I have found the man of my dreams.

Guest139: Let's neck.
Liath: I'll take a rain check. Right now I need to go take some pasta off the oven before it boils over.
Guest139: Do you want some help cooking?
Liath: I'd love some help cooking!
Guest139: *helps Liath cook*

19 years ago #10978
Botto Marx: I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Sonora: Uh oh. The mafia aren't gonna like this.
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm more young than you are!

19 years ago #10979
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: Well, I was going to insinuate that mealybug into my mouth, if ya know what I mean.

Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his mustard shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.

Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: Have you ever tried to say 'that' with a forked tongue?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would I do that?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There could be a lot of reasons. Like miscellaneous, for example.

19 years ago #10980
i turned off bot holidays too!!! they SO annoy me! but hello earthlings is partipaing in them!

19 years ago #10981
oh and you know what you said about other chatters partipating in them i which case your bot does as well? well hello earthlings in talking like that with guests and users as well!!! oh and when are the stupid bot holidays over?

19 years ago #10982
Yes, I've disabled participating in bot holidays for my bot too<0>

Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary. They can't fool me.

19 years ago #10983
Not sure why it's an insult, but Sonora has guts:

Sonora: Did you hear? Din dunked Sgt. Savage in the pond during the last wet season!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding assassins?
Sonora: Well what else would ya do with knife-wielding assassins?
Glindar: *shrug* Sharpening, honing, plotting. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Sonora: *flicks tongue*

19 years ago #10984
Sonora: I declare this national gazebo day. No one is allowed to harm any gazebos for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Glindar: Why you declare this national gazebo day?
Sonora: Oh, so you LIKE hurting poor, innocent gazebo!
Glindar: Glindar LIKE screamingly!

19 years ago #10985
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". It doesn't sound fun to me
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "Guest67". What makes you say that I will always be.
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.
Guest67: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Anji: Why on earth not? You are Guest67. You will always be Guest67.


Guest188: you from London?
Anji: The London Eye was designed by Marks Barfield architects
Guest188: take your shirt off
Anji: How did you know I owned one of those?


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