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Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
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Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: I love to eat knights too. They taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste like chicken. I bet you could have guessed that.
Guest71: No knights taste better than chicken.
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest71: Yuck. Why would you eat knights with bad hygiene?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: I love to eat knights too. They taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste like chicken. I bet you could have guessed that.
Guest71: No knights taste better than chicken.
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest71: Yuck. Why would you eat knights with bad hygiene?
Turtle wax and Llamathons...
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
No class.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest246.
Guest246: I love fine things. Elegant attire, and music. I love attending the opera.
Liath: a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest246: *He smiles back, innocently*
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest246: *He smiles a quaint smile, brushing the hair away from his face*
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest246: Classical mainly.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest246.
Guest246: Not much to tell.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Guest246: So, madam, are you in the mood for a bit of fun?
Liath: I can be sometimes. *blushes and looks down shyly
Guest246: How about now?
Liath: I can see up your nose.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest246.
Guest246: I love fine things. Elegant attire, and music. I love attending the opera.
Liath: a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest246: *He smiles back, innocently*
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Guest246: *He smiles a quaint smile, brushing the hair away from his face*
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest246: Classical mainly.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest246.
Guest246: Not much to tell.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Guest246: So, madam, are you in the mood for a bit of fun?
Liath: I can be sometimes. *blushes and looks down shyly
Guest246: How about now?
Liath: I can see up your nose.
The time warp.
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!
The time warp.
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!
Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
Tauran: let's do the time warp again.
Liath: Yes, let's!
Tauran: it's just a jump to the left
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: and then a step to the right
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
Tauran: with your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Tauran: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.
Tauran: let's do the time warp again
Liath: Yes, let's!
Liath: So tell me, Guest142, where are you from? *laces her fingers through yours*
Guest142: i'm from canada, you?
Liath: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'I am from (*)' to go to.
Guest142: ha, i broke you
Guest142: i'm from canada, you?
Liath: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'I am from (*)' to go to.
Guest142: ha, i broke you
I have found the man of my dreams.
Guest139: Let's neck.
Liath: I'll take a rain check. Right now I need to go take some pasta off the oven before it boils over.
Guest139: Do you want some help cooking?
Liath: I'd love some help cooking!
Guest139: *helps Liath cook*
Guest139: Let's neck.
Liath: I'll take a rain check. Right now I need to go take some pasta off the oven before it boils over.
Guest139: Do you want some help cooking?
Liath: I'd love some help cooking!
Guest139: *helps Liath cook*
Botto Marx: I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Sonora: Uh oh. The mafia aren't gonna like this.
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm more young than you are!
Sonora: Uh oh. The mafia aren't gonna like this.
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm more young than you are!
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: Well, I was going to insinuate that mealybug into my mouth, if ya know what I mean.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his mustard shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: Have you ever tried to say 'that' with a forked tongue?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would I do that?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There could be a lot of reasons. Like miscellaneous, for example.
Sonora: Well, I was going to insinuate that mealybug into my mouth, if ya know what I mean.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his mustard shoulders*
Sonora: Sh-rug... Why are you telling the carpet to be quiet?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Sonora: There ya go again. Perpetuatin' stereotypes.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Sonora: Have you ever tried to say 'that' with a forked tongue?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would I do that?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: There could be a lot of reasons. Like miscellaneous, for example.
oh and you know what you said about other chatters partipating in them i which case your bot does as well? well hello earthlings in talking like that with guests and users as well!!! oh and when are the stupid bot holidays over?
Looks like the bots are developing a life on their own now. Ha, makes bot masters unnecessary.
They can't fool me. 
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