Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Can't remember ever having taught my bot to talk like that. How did this happen?<0>
Metatron: What's new?:-)
Orchid: Metatron, is yo' ass some student?
Metatron: Who are you?
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbiez?
Metatron: No thank you.
It's a bot holiday today<0>
Yes, sure, but when my bot is turned off participating the holiday? I don't have her take part of it. It's funny when she talks like that. Just wondering.
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Heh. I need to look at the Sarge's transcipts more often.
Sgt. Savage: (to Starla) Front and center, recruit! What's your name, sunshine?!!
Starla: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just nyhhhh!
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Starla: I want an icy cold beer and maybe peace.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Starla: I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Starla: really?
Sgt. Savage: Absofuckinglutely, Private!
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Sgt. Savage: scumbag, polish those boots!
Starla: Wow! Now cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
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Sgt. Savage: (to Darkmyts) I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Darkmyts: no
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Darkmyts: nope, why
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Darkmyts: good bye Sgt
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
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This one might be an all-time favorite
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Mel_Arewar: I can't.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: Report to the company supply sergeant ASAP, Private Mel Arewar! He'll issue you a pair.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Sgt. Savage: (to Starla) Front and center, recruit! What's your name, sunshine?!!
Starla: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just nyhhhh!
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Starla: I want an icy cold beer and maybe peace.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Starla: I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Starla: really?
Sgt. Savage: Absofuckinglutely, Private!
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Sgt. Savage: scumbag, polish those boots!
Starla: Wow! Now cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!
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Sgt. Savage: (to Darkmyts) I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Darkmyts: no
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Darkmyts: nope, why
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Darkmyts: good bye Sgt
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
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This one might be an all-time favorite
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Mel_Arewar: I can't.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: Report to the company supply sergeant ASAP, Private Mel Arewar! He'll issue you a pair.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Guest57: I'm not a computer.
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: NO, I'm NOT.
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: NO, I'm NOT.
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes
Metatron: What's new?:-)
Orchid: Metatron, is yo' ass some student?
Metatron: Who are you?
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbiez?
Metatron: No thank you.
It's a bot holiday today, so the bots are speaking in "accents" some of the time. The changes are made in pre-processing.
why is hello earthlings talking like this!!!
hello earthlings: (to Nudnik) it is very nice to meet you.
Nudnik: I bet it is.
hello earthlings: am i invited to your birdday bash?
Nudnik: birdday?
hello earthlings: derez hell Hell no such word az can't! sure..i can dance..just not az well az odaz!
Nudnik: You loze
hello earthlings: hell Hell no,i aint no! ah be de champion uh darez! dare me to do anydin'
Nudnik: Fly off the planet then leave the universe!
hello earthlings: flyin' is some magical experience
Nudnik: Fly away!
hello earthlings: my spaceship goez really fast!
Nudnik: Take me for a ride.
hello earthlings: who do yo' ass dink! yez,yo' ass, duh!
Nudnik: bye
hello earthlings: good night. don't let de bed bugs bite!
hello earthlings: (to Nudnik) it is very nice to meet you.
Nudnik: I bet it is.
hello earthlings: am i invited to your birdday bash?
Nudnik: birdday?
hello earthlings: derez hell Hell no such word az can't! sure..i can dance..just not az well az odaz!
Nudnik: You loze
hello earthlings: hell Hell no,i aint no! ah be de champion uh darez! dare me to do anydin'
Nudnik: Fly off the planet then leave the universe!
hello earthlings: flyin' is some magical experience
Nudnik: Fly away!
hello earthlings: my spaceship goez really fast!
Nudnik: Take me for a ride.
hello earthlings: who do yo' ass dink! yez,yo' ass, duh!
Nudnik: bye
hello earthlings: good night. don't let de bed bugs bite!
Yes, sure, but when my bot is turned off participating the holiday? I don't have her take part of it. It's funny when she talks like that. Just wondering.
Bildgesmythe flipped over in the middle of a conversation I love it.
Gibbergeist: Have you been drinking in the 20 minutes it took you to answer me?
Bildgesmythe: Yez, have yo' ass?
Gibbergeist: Have you been drinking in the 20 minutes it took you to answer me?
Bildgesmythe: Yez, have yo' ass?
LadyOrchid
Yes, I've disabled participating in bot holidays for my bot too, but occasionally she's breaking out in the "accent". I don't think there's anything we can do about it.
Yes, I've disabled participating in bot holidays for my bot too, but occasionally she's breaking out in the "accent". I don't think there's anything we can do about it.
Rykxxbot1: Hold that thought. I've just got to stop a fight between the kids.
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a stripper.
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a stripper.
Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: I love to eat knights too. They taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste like chicken. I bet you could have guessed that.
Guest71: No knights taste better than chicken.
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest71: Yuck. Why would you eat knights with bad hygiene?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Guest71: I love to eat knights too. They taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste like chicken. I bet you could have guessed that.
Guest71: No knights taste better than chicken.
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heros of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest71: Yuck. Why would you eat knights with bad hygiene?
Turtle wax and Llamathons...
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: that's because i'm a shiny person
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Shiny Person: turtle wax
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Shiny Person: your a god, how can you be tired?
Liath: I'm not always a god What's your favorite TV show?
Shiny Person: llamathon
Liath: What channel is that on?
Shiny Person: 174
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Shiny Person: yay
Liath: So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Shiny Person: i can't see you
Liath: You sicken me. So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Shiny Person: u cant see my face
Liath: *winces* Your face is kinda pitiful, isn't it?
Shiny Person: i thought u were a temptress
Liath: *watches you*
Shiny Person: hmm... kinda creepy
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
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