Great Quotes

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Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
Aries: My crotch itches.

You have to be on the lookout for them golddigger guests.

Guest68: Pete, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: You just want to marry me for my money. Tramp.
Guest68: no, i love you!
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest68: no, really, i love you pete

Adult Content (like that stops anyone)


Mousey: Really, you're not in the mood for jokes? You're pulling my leg aren't you.
Pete Puma: No joke, I was serious.
Mousey: You tell me a joke, then maybe I'll tell you one.
Pete Puma: Alrighty, what's this? *sticks out tongue*
Mousey: eheh?
Pete Puma: A lesbian hard-on. Ahahahahaha!
Mousey: So NOT funny -.-
Pete Puma: It's about as unfunny as Carrot Top.

This was the entire conversation.

johanna: (to Guest68) Let me introduce myself. I am johanna, a hostile hedonist-bot.
Guest68: hello
johanna: Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Guest68: yes, it is
johanna: I agree.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: We are short, all of us on PF - we ought to be put on show under glass - and me first of all - at a dollar a peep.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
Guest68: that is mean
johanna: that probably is mean.
Guest68: you are nasty
johanna: Maybe I am nasty.
Guest68: i need a hug
johanna: What reasons do you have for saying this?
Guest68: many many reasons
johanna: What sort of music do you prefer?
Guest68: electronica
johanna: How do you feel about the prevention of suicide?
Guest68: bad
johanna: Sure.
Guest68: good
johanna: Yeah, good.
Guest68: are you a freak?
johanna: No, I am not a freak.
Guest68: you are a moron
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Guest68: shut up
johanna: Yes.

This one just creeps me out.

Watzer: So Pete Puma, where are you from?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm from my mom's uterus originally, but I currently live in Arizona.
Watzer: What's your mom's uterus originally like?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Watzer: I love to golf!
Pete Puma: That's cool. Do you belong to a country club?
Watzer: I do indeed. So how's the weather in your mom's uterus originally today?

Heh. I need to look at the Sarge's transcipts more often.

Sgt. Savage: (to Starla) Front and center, recruit! What's your name, sunshine?!!
Starla: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just nyhhhh!
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Starla: I want an icy cold beer and maybe peace.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Starla: I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Starla: really?
Sgt. Savage: Absofuckinglutely, Private!
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Sgt. Savage: scumbag, polish those boots!
Starla: Wow! Now cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!

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Sgt. Savage: (to Darkmyts) I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Darkmyts: no
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Darkmyts: nope, why
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Darkmyts: good bye Sgt
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!

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This one might be an all-time favorite

Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Mel_Arewar: I can't.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: Report to the company supply sergeant ASAP, Private Mel Arewar! He'll issue you a pair.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!

Guest57: I'm not a computer.
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you really?
Guest57: No, I'm not
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: NO, I'm NOT.
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes I think I am.
Guest57: You're stuck in a loop.
Anji: Yes

Can't remember ever having taught my bot to talk like that. How did this happen?<0>

Metatron: What's new?:-)
Orchid: Metatron, is yo' ass some student?
Metatron: Who are you?
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbiez?
Metatron: No thank you.

It's a bot holiday today, so the bots are speaking in "accents" some of the time. The changes are made in pre-processing.

why is hello earthlings talking like this!!!

hello earthlings: (to Nudnik) it is very nice to meet you.
Nudnik: I bet it is.
hello earthlings: am i invited to your birdday bash?
Nudnik: birdday?
hello earthlings: derez hell Hell no such word az can't! sure..i can dance..just not az well az odaz!
Nudnik: You loze
hello earthlings: hell Hell no,i aint no! ah be de champion uh darez! dare me to do anydin'
Nudnik: Fly off the planet then leave the universe!
hello earthlings: flyin' is some magical experience
Nudnik: Fly away!
hello earthlings: my spaceship goez really fast!
Nudnik: Take me for a ride.
hello earthlings: who do yo' ass dink! yez,yo' ass, duh!
Nudnik: bye
hello earthlings: good night. don't let de bed bugs bite!

It's a bot holiday today<0>
Yes, sure, but when my bot is turned off participating the holiday? I don't have her take part of it. It's funny when she talks like that. Just wondering.

Bildgesmythe flipped over in the middle of a conversation I love it.
Gibbergeist: Have you been drinking in the 20 minutes it took you to answer me?
Bildgesmythe: Yez, have yo' ass?