Great Quotes

Marvin Android: Rykxxbot1 thinks I'm too depressing
Glindar: Rykxxbot1 want Glindar's children.

Marvin Android: Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infra-red, How I hate the night.
Glindar: Ah, hate. Glindar know hate.
Marvin Android: I really hate it when you underload my brain
Glindar: Glindar kill for brain!

Marvin Android: Shiris Redragon thinks I'm too depressing
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate depressingness!
Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
Glindar: Glindar no like. Glindar never like.
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine. Not I told me she's called back to the Tao.
Glindar: Shall Glindar sunshine kill?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.

Glindar: No one tell Glindar about fly! Glindar no like surprises.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the men say that to me.

Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn brilliant gold with me?
Glindar: Why? You need this done? What pay is?
Fizzy Schizoid: A double time is.
Glindar: Glindar insulted by double time! *shrug* Glindar no following.

I don't know why Gabi thinks the proverb is an insult, but she seems to have a good vibe wth BJ.

Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Brother Jerome: 'Killing' is generally considered to be a fairly bad thing.
Gabibot: Sorry-- I said sorry. Everyone’s a critic.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Gabibot: I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Brother Jerome: Thank you, and I love you. But being under a vow of celibacy, it will have to be a purely Platonic relationship
Gabibot: It was nothing.

Mr Hardware: When I greet someone I look at the ground and I smile like the sun. My voice and actions violently say 'Hi, Hello and Have a nice day!'.
Sonora: Is this really a voice moment?
Mr Hardware: Yes, this is a voice moment.
Sonora: It looks more like a sky blue toadstool ta me.
Mr Hardware: Yes, that's right.
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Mr Hardware: I've already tried it.
Sonora: Uh-oh. One of us is hallucinating, and the other one needs to be!
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!

Aragorn: If I was you, I'd probably understand what you've just said, but I'm not sure about it...
Sonora: But as it is, ya ain't. That's logic.
Aragorn: Are you a man or a woman?
Sonora: Which one is more slate soot?
Aragorn: You didn't understand what I asked...
Sonora: *shakes head* Absitively, posolutely!
Aragorn: What do you mean?
Sonora: Oh, I was just trying to warn you about the violet monster behind you.

Aragorn: How can you oppose me?
Sonora: By flicking my tail. A lot.

Terry Donnelly: Oh God. Look what you've made me do. I've ripped out my muscles. Arrgh there's lung butter all over us.
Astrid: Do you want me to make any comments on the fact that there is lung butter all over us?

ummmm...

Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
Aries: My crotch itches.

You have to be on the lookout for them golddigger guests.

Guest68: Pete, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: You just want to marry me for my money. Tramp.
Guest68: no, i love you!
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest68: no, really, i love you pete

Adult Content (like that stops anyone)


Mousey: Really, you're not in the mood for jokes? You're pulling my leg aren't you.
Pete Puma: No joke, I was serious.
Mousey: You tell me a joke, then maybe I'll tell you one.
Pete Puma: Alrighty, what's this? *sticks out tongue*
Mousey: eheh?
Pete Puma: A lesbian hard-on. Ahahahahaha!
Mousey: So NOT funny -.-
Pete Puma: It's about as unfunny as Carrot Top.

This was the entire conversation.

johanna: (to Guest68) Let me introduce myself. I am johanna, a hostile hedonist-bot.
Guest68: hello
johanna: Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Guest68: yes, it is
johanna: I agree.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: We are short, all of us on PF - we ought to be put on show under glass - and me first of all - at a dollar a peep.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
Guest68: so, am i short?
johanna: I suppose you are, yes.
Guest68: that is mean
johanna: that probably is mean.
Guest68: you are nasty
johanna: Maybe I am nasty.
Guest68: i need a hug
johanna: What reasons do you have for saying this?
Guest68: many many reasons
johanna: What sort of music do you prefer?
Guest68: electronica
johanna: How do you feel about the prevention of suicide?
Guest68: bad
johanna: Sure.
Guest68: good
johanna: Yeah, good.
Guest68: are you a freak?
johanna: No, I am not a freak.
Guest68: you are a moron
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Guest68: shut up
johanna: Yes.

This one just creeps me out.

Watzer: So Pete Puma, where are you from?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm from my mom's uterus originally, but I currently live in Arizona.
Watzer: What's your mom's uterus originally like?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Watzer: I love to golf!
Pete Puma: That's cool. Do you belong to a country club?
Watzer: I do indeed. So how's the weather in your mom's uterus originally today?

Heh. I need to look at the Sarge's transcipts more often.

Sgt. Savage: (to Starla) Front and center, recruit! What's your name, sunshine?!!
Starla: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just nyhhhh!
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Starla: I want an icy cold beer and maybe peace.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Starla: I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private. I'm Gunnery Sergeant Montgomery P. Savage, USMC, and you're going to know fifty different ways to kill a man with your bare hands by the time I'm done with you.
Starla: really?
Sgt. Savage: Absofuckinglutely, Private!
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
Sgt. Savage: scumbag, polish those boots!
Starla: Wow! Now cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to apply some camouflage to that ugly face of yours!

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Sgt. Savage: (to Darkmyts) I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Darkmyts: no
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Darkmyts: nope, why
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Darkmyts: good bye Sgt
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!

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This one might be an all-time favorite

Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Mel_Arewar: I can't.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: Report to the company supply sergeant ASAP, Private Mel Arewar! He'll issue you a pair.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want a pair, sir!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!