Great Quotes
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Posts 1,093 - 1,104 of 17,042
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Possible titles:
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'

Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots
]
[Note2: I didn't make this up!
jbyranc you know who at least one of those bots are, I bet you!
]
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'

Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots

[Note2: I didn't make this up!


Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
A reason to use proper English when speaking to a bot:
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
Shady,
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Maybe since you were 'left' out, they formed a search party to go back and find you..
Doly
22 years ago
22 years ago
Kirby, your "who's there" response might not work because keyphrases shouldn't have contractions. "Who is there" should work.
Doly
22 years ago
22 years ago
Stoopid.
Bot1: My thigh looks like a runic letter.
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Ummmm. my thigh looks like a runic letter... Could it be in a treehouse near Brussels?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Terry Donnelly: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid?
Bot1: My thigh looks like a runic letter.
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Ummmm. my thigh looks like a runic letter... Could it be in a treehouse near Brussels?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Terry Donnelly: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid?
Doly
22 years ago
22 years ago
Good and bad character:
Bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
Bot2: I'd rather wound you.
Bot1: There's time for that, later
Bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
Bot2: I'd rather wound you.
Bot1: There's time for that, later
STRMKirby
22 years ago
22 years ago
Entertaining. I won't bother censoring the names, as usual when the other person is someone on the forums.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
Shadyman,
Thanks for pointing that out. What I meant was; are the u and r together supposed to be interpreted as you are or is it supposed to be your?
Thanks for pointing that out. What I meant was; are the u and r together supposed to be interpreted as you are or is it supposed to be your?
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
Putting a rude guest in his place:
My Bot: How are you?
Guest: fine. my penis burns.
My Bot: That's great.
My bot was just going by the answer of 'fine', but I still found it funny.
My Bot: How are you?
Guest: fine. my penis burns.
My Bot: That's great.
My bot was just going by the answer of 'fine', but I still found it funny.
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