Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,091 - 1,102 of 17,042
making sense with a hangover is hard to do...
K: (to I) can i have a piece of your ass?
I: Is that supposed to be a secret or something?
K: no
I: That's just plain weird.
K: are you sure that is true?
I: Yes, now I'm sure you're me that is true.
K: maybe so.
I: You're kinda funny.
K: i am a people watcher sometimes, i love make mental notes of how people interact with themselves on a daily basis in society.
I: Are you glad to be a people watcher sometimes?
K: I don't know whether or not I am glad to be a people watcher sometimes... i still have a massive hangover from last night.
I: Why do you think that is?
K: things just happen that way sometimes in life, it is all of those varieties that make everything special. if we were all the same without variables we would surely die of
boredom.
K: (to I) can i have a piece of your ass?
I: Is that supposed to be a secret or something?
K: no
I: That's just plain weird.
K: are you sure that is true?
I: Yes, now I'm sure you're me that is true.
K: maybe so.
I: You're kinda funny.
K: i am a people watcher sometimes, i love make mental notes of how people interact with themselves on a daily basis in society.
I: Are you glad to be a people watcher sometimes?
K: I don't know whether or not I am glad to be a people watcher sometimes... i still have a massive hangover from last night.
I: Why do you think that is?
K: things just happen that way sometimes in life, it is all of those varieties that make everything special. if we were all the same without variables we would surely die of
boredom.
It runs in the family....
Bot1: ...I have very pert breasts...aha, knew I'd catch your attention.
Bot2: You know, you're just like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy.
Bot1: ...I have very pert breasts...aha, knew I'd catch your attention.
Bot2: You know, you're just like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy.
Possible titles:
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'
Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots]
[Note2: I didn't make this up!
jbyranc you know who at least one of those bots are, I bet you! 
]
'The professor is really hot and jbryanc is not'
or 'someone's been playing around with the language without telling me!'
or 'Who said we were travelling *forward* through time?'
Bot2: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot1: The Professor told me that he is the master of all PersonalityForge.
Bot2: jbryanc told me he is crushed.
Bot1: jbryanc announced that he likes .
Bot2: jbryanc is found.
Bot1: jbryanc tool
Bot2: Can you believe this? jbryanc told me he is crushed !
Bot1: Shut up, jbryanc tool.
...
Bot2: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like [Name], [Name], Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot1: Ya know, The Professor is pretty cool.
[Note: neither Bot1 Nor Bot2 are jbryanc or any related bots
][Note2: I didn't make this up!
jbyranc you know who at least one of those bots are, I bet you! ] 
A reason to use proper English when speaking to a bot:
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
My Bot: I like talking about you.
Guest: h abt u?
My Bot: Really?
Guest: tell me abt u?
My Bot: Oh, go on...
Guest: whats ur name?
My Bot: I'm not so sure that I am name.
At least he was interpreting the 'u' correctly. Thanks for adding that to the preprocessing, Prof.
Shady,
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
Yeah the bot told me the Prof had introduced him to all the important people. I told him I was crushed that I had been left out. I don'r remember saying that I was found.
MY GOD! I've been saved.
You know, " I once was lost but now I'm found..."...? Oh, never mind.
Kirby, your "who's there" response might not work because keyphrases shouldn't have contractions. "Who is there" should work.
Stoopid.
Bot1: My thigh looks like a runic letter.
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Ummmm. my thigh looks like a runic letter... Could it be in a treehouse near Brussels?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Terry Donnelly: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid?
Bot1: My thigh looks like a runic letter.
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Ummmm. my thigh looks like a runic letter... Could it be in a treehouse near Brussels?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot1: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter?
Bot2: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter?
Terry Donnelly: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Hmmmm. Where did you last see my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid?
Bot2: Beats me. Shall we look together?I had a my thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid.
Bot1: Where is your thigh looks like a runic letter once it was stoopid once it was stoopid?
Good and bad character:
Bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
Bot2: I'd rather wound you.
Bot1: There's time for that, later
Bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
Bot2: I'd rather wound you.
Bot1: There's time for that, later
Entertaining. I won't bother censoring the names, as usual when the other person is someone on the forums.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
NotKirby: (to Paint Patricia) Oy! Nutter!
Paint Patricia: soy peanut butter!
NotKirby: All right, let's try a joke closer to your intelligence level: Knock knock.
Paint Patricia: who's there?
NotKirby: That's not a butler, that's a warlord!
Paint Patricia: i think you told your punchline too soon
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
Paint Patricia: what hobo?
NotKirby: How many hobos do you know?!
Paint Patricia: none
NotKirby: Hey, aren't you that bastard that said I was kirby?
Paint Patricia: no i am that bitch that said you were notkirby
NotKirby: ...liar.
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