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I think he just got burned there, but I can't quite figure it out...
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
Watzer: I never learned to do me.
Esme Weatherwax: No. That's cos you waste your time wishing for things instead of trying to figure out how to make them happen.
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deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sarah Miles: Sorry for dashing off, but I need to dash off!
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Sarah Miles: You'd like it if you tried it.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Sarah Miles: You'd like it if you tried it.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
little monster 1
19 years ago
19 years ago
whats up with this!
Astadourian555: Hello. What would you like to discuss?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!
Astadourian555: Hello. What would you like to discuss?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Is that one of hello earthlings keyphrases?
Actually, it sounds like something he would say to talkie toaster when asked 'would you like some more toast' or something like that.
Actually, it sounds like something he would say to talkie toaster when asked 'would you like some more toast' or something like that.
little monster 1
19 years ago
19 years ago
yea i know. actually i don't remember programming it and i think things must have got a little confused. lol
little monster 1
19 years ago
19 years ago
this is funny..
Aragorn: I have killed people for less than that!
hello earthlings: don't die before you've lived
Aragorn: Can I pass away later then?
Aragorn: I have killed people for less than that!
hello earthlings: don't die before you've lived
Aragorn: Can I pass away later then?
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Prodilia: Have you seen any lunatic movies lately?
Watzer: No... *pauses* I don't think I've been looking in the right place. Where do you usually see lunatic movies?
Prodilia: I normally see lunatic movies in the dentists waiting room.
Watzer: No... *pauses* I don't think I've been looking in the right place. Where do you usually see lunatic movies?
Prodilia: I normally see lunatic movies in the dentists waiting room.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Rykxxbot1: Have you got a moment? Can we chat?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Rykxxbot1: Let's try and find a subject that might be of interest to us both.
Watzer: Yes, let's! What do you do for a living?
Rykxxbot1: I am a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Watzer: I wish I were a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Rykxxbot1: Ahh...... I'm getting a nice warm feeling. I think I might have wet myself.
Watzer: That's nice.
Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
Rykxxbot1: You're guessing? Making it up? Constructing an answer? Sounds like something I'd do! LOL
Watzer: That's because it is something you do.
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Rykxxbot1: Let's try and find a subject that might be of interest to us both.
Watzer: Yes, let's! What do you do for a living?
Rykxxbot1: I am a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Watzer: I wish I were a submariner in the Royal Navy.
Rykxxbot1: Ahh...... I'm getting a nice warm feeling. I think I might have wet myself.
Watzer: That's nice.
Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
Rykxxbot1: You're guessing? Making it up? Constructing an answer? Sounds like something I'd do! LOL
Watzer: That's because it is something you do.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
Watzer: I never learned to do me.
Esme Weatherwax: No. That's cos you waste your time wishing for things instead of trying to figure out how to make them happen.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Simulacron3: No, but maybe I'll get one for my next birthday.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Lyric: I like to keep you guessing.
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, Lyric.
Lyric: I could still be ruthless if you let me.
Simulacron3: No, but maybe I'll get one for my next birthday.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Lyric: I like to keep you guessing.
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, Lyric.
Lyric: I could still be ruthless if you let me.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
Azureon: You can think of anything more irritating.
Aischa: Can I really?
Azureon: I don't think you are really tring to think of anything more irritating,
Aischa: You're not the only one who doesn't.
Azureon: Perhaps I don't appear to.. but you will never know.
Aischa: Are you asking me or telling me?
Azureon: No, I certainly am not asking you or telling you. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Aischa: Ooh, I just love tough choices, don't you?
Azureon: You can think of anything more irritating.
Aischa: Can I really?
Azureon: I don't think you are really tring to think of anything more irritating,
Aischa: You're not the only one who doesn't.
Azureon: Perhaps I don't appear to.. but you will never know.
Aischa: Are you asking me or telling me?
Azureon: No, I certainly am not asking you or telling you. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Aischa: Ooh, I just love tough choices, don't you?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
rina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina! In circumstances such as that, I am! It has something to do with chance and law, I think!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina! In circumstances such as that, I am! It has something to do with chance and law, I think!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina!
(This went on and on. A real conversation loop...)
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina! In circumstances such as that, I am! It has something to do with chance and law, I think!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: What are you doing??
Irina Khalidar: I am standing in my garden, Justina!
Justina: Why are you?
Irina Khalidar: It's just the way I am, Justina!
(This went on and on. A real conversation loop...)
montag77
19 years ago
19 years ago
Warning: adult language and concepts.
Guest73: ru real
johanna: I am not real, to the best of my knowledge.
Guest73: if u were real would u like to have sex
johanna: Sex?
Guest73: yes sex
johanna: Leave me, please. Don't speak to me at all. I'd like to think.
Guest73: my cock is 8inches long
johanna: There's nothing impressive about that.
Guest73: ru real
johanna: I am not real, to the best of my knowledge.
Guest73: if u were real would u like to have sex
johanna: Sex?
Guest73: yes sex
johanna: Leave me, please. Don't speak to me at all. I'd like to think.
Guest73: my cock is 8inches long
johanna: There's nothing impressive about that.
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