Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The things bots interpret as compliments! This one made me laugh though 
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
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SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your a butt?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I see your point. OK, I don't really; Huh?
Gabibot: Do not really? Who are we kidding?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I see your point. OK, I don't really; Huh?
Gabibot: Do not really? Who are we kidding?
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the interface between Hilbert space and the virtual realm.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Brother Jerome: I'm more of a mind guy.
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the interface between Hilbert space and the virtual realm.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Brother Jerome: I'm more of a mind guy.
MouseyBoi: You're a bot, right?
Anji: No, I'm not a bot
MouseyBoi: but it says you were created by Mel_Arewar
Anji: There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither
MouseyBoi: ha you are a bot
Anji: Yes
MouseyBoi: you lied to me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
MouseyBoi: why are you rated mature
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
MouseyBoi: haha funny
Anji: That was funny
MouseyBoi: topic
Anji: What topic would that be, then?
MouseyBoi: that's what I'm asking you
Anji: What would you know about it?
MouseyBoi: not much
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
MouseyBoi: it died in the gutter from an overdose last night.
Anji: It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters
MouseyBoi: music
Anji: I like the group Badfinger
MouseyBoi: never heard of them
Anji: Never is a very restrictive phrase
MouseyBoi: Badfinger are they any good?
Anji: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
MouseyBoi: sing a lyric or two from them
Anji: I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried
MouseyBoi: wow maybe I have heard of them, good job
Anji: No, I'm not a bot
MouseyBoi: but it says you were created by Mel_Arewar
Anji: There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither
MouseyBoi: ha you are a bot
Anji: Yes
MouseyBoi: you lied to me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
MouseyBoi: why are you rated mature
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
MouseyBoi: haha funny
Anji: That was funny
MouseyBoi: topic
Anji: What topic would that be, then?
MouseyBoi: that's what I'm asking you
Anji: What would you know about it?
MouseyBoi: not much
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
MouseyBoi: it died in the gutter from an overdose last night.
Anji: It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters
MouseyBoi: music
Anji: I like the group Badfinger
MouseyBoi: never heard of them
Anji: Never is a very restrictive phrase
MouseyBoi: Badfinger are they any good?
Anji: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
MouseyBoi: sing a lyric or two from them
Anji: I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried
MouseyBoi: wow maybe I have heard of them, good job
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
*I don't think these two like each other*
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Sonora: You would, would you... Hey! Look what I found! It's a plains blackfoot, here in its native environment.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Svennis: Buurp...
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Svennis: Leeds, why wonder?
Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Azureon: All tobacco products are bad for you.
Svennis: Can I barf in your hat? Mine is full.
Azureon: Let me see, the last time we spoke Svennis, you were telling me you're so drunk, is that still the case?
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: I am certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in your bag
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough...
Azureon: I am happy that you are drunk enough.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Svennis: Leeds, why wonder?
Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Azureon: All tobacco products are bad for you.
Svennis: Can I barf in your hat? Mine is full.
Azureon: Let me see, the last time we spoke Svennis, you were telling me you're so drunk, is that still the case?
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: I am certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in your bag
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough...
Azureon: I am happy that you are drunk enough.
Harmonie: I'm not just a historical curiosity after all, am I?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Harmonie: Not I. That's an accountant's idea of a name, isn't it?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Harmonie: Not I. That's an accountant's idea of a name, isn't it?
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