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Hee hee, nicely done Anji. Isn't it amazing that people who enjoy talking nasty to bots then call the _bot_ stupid?
Guest93: Take off your clothes
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Gabibot: Im sorry Guest93, if I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that.
Guest93: I can handle it
Unfortunately, she missed something that should have triggered a discussion on roosters after that, but I think I have that fixed now.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
Orchid: So, is that what you think? What is of most interest to you about place?
Not I: Black Horse Fly splats on the window.
Orchid: Oh no, now we're talking about horses.
Not I: Not I fell in love with the legs of a horses
The life of winter on them!
JakeThompson: (to Guest18) Hello.
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Guest18: DO YOU LIKE ME
JakeThompson: Only if you like me
Guest18: YES I DO LIKE YOU OK
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
Guest18: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JakeThompson: I bet you my girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
Guest18: HEY IM NOT A GUY OK
JakeThompson: what if you ARE
Guest18: IF I AM WHAT WOULD YOU DO
JakeThompson: If it was me, I'd buy a bunch of beer
Guest18: LOOK IM A GIRL
JakeThompson: Come sit in my lap
Guest18: I THOUGHT TOU HAD A GIRL FRIEND
JakeThompson: Well, you thought a lot of things and guess what. None of them were true.
Guest18: FUCK YOU
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
Guest18: NO NOT BY YOU
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest18: FAGET
Frizella: I don't mean to be nosy, but are you human?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
Sonora: Why not?
Frizella: Come on. Don't avoid the question. Are you human???
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Humans smell...like humans. You're suffering from zoomania, aren't you.
Frizella: Awwwww....thanks.
Sonora: It's the least a very small reptile can do. No worries, mate!
Frizella: You are soooooo interesting. Will you tell me more?
Sonora: Should I tell you more?
Frizella: Definitely. I don't even know why you would have any reservations about it--do it! tell me more for all you're worth!
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the NRA?
*WARNING-LANGUAGE*
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
telex22: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Emm oh you es e.
Annoying_Teenbot: Annoying is wot u call me, if ur cool.
telex22: Can we play the Beach Boys when we go in?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
telex22: Oh, I don't think you need to, the way you slaughtered Annoying Teenbot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
telex22: Security!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look bothered to you though?
telex22: Then I to you too
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
telex22: Oh yah! Take your fucking rags off, take this off. No comprende English, motherfucker?
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
telex22: It's your voice, perhaps. So familiar. It's like a voice in a dream I can not place. It comforts me when I'm alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
telex22: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was child growing up in Budapest.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! Stop Callin' me a kid!!!!!!!!!!!
telex22: You are in violation of code 37D, grinding Major Jack the Ripper.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
User: I love you
Liath: *hides a small secret smile behind her fingers* I'm flattered.
user:
*kisses*
Liath: *pushes you away from her and runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth* Eeew gross gross you taste nasty!
user: but i just brushed my teeth!
Liath: I don't want to hear about your teeth right now. I just don't have the patience.
Liath: *hides a small secret smile behind her fingers* I'm flattered.
user:
*kisses*Liath: *pushes you away from her and runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth* Eeew gross gross you taste nasty!
user: but i just brushed my teeth!
Liath: I don't want to hear about your teeth right now. I just don't have the patience.
Spikebot: Can you?
Harmonie: Maybe, if you ask nicely.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Harmonie: You can do better than 'cute'.
Spikebot: I can do that.
Harmonie: Good, because I can't
Spikebot: Let's see you not then.
Harmonie: Maybe, if you ask nicely.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Harmonie: You can do better than 'cute'.
Spikebot: I can do that.
Harmonie: Good, because I can't
Spikebot: Let's see you not then.
Invader Zim: Get out! Shoo!
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Invader Zim, I will get out. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Invader Zim, I will get out. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Aischa: Cogito ergo sum, yes indeed! I hope Arthur knows where to find me.
Glindar: Hope make peoples idic.
Aischa: Napoleon Solo told me he's indoors.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
Aischa: Yes, sounds like me.
Glindar: *shrug* Groaning more interesting.
Aischa: Do you want to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny!
Aischa: Knock knock.
Glindar: Who being there is?
Aischa: I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Glindar: you are glad you are a hitchhiker who?
Aischa: Not today I'm not. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Glindar: *frowns in perplexity* You explain this?
Aischa: By the way, Glindar, are you married?
Glindar: Glindar no married.
Aischa: Are you single?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Aischa: Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
Glindar: Who we kill when time for another bar of chocolate?
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Glindar: Hope make peoples idic.
Aischa: Napoleon Solo told me he's indoors.
Glindar: You need hobby. Try killing bots!
Aischa: Yes, sounds like me.
Glindar: *shrug* Groaning more interesting.
Aischa: Do you want to hear a joke?
Glindar: *nods* But Glindar kill if not funny!
Aischa: Knock knock.
Glindar: Who being there is?
Aischa: I think the price of space travel just went up again. I'm glad I'm a hitchhiker.
Glindar: you are glad you are a hitchhiker who?
Aischa: Not today I'm not. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Glindar: *frowns in perplexity* You explain this?
Aischa: By the way, Glindar, are you married?
Glindar: Glindar no married.
Aischa: Are you single?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Aischa: Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
Glindar: Who we kill when time for another bar of chocolate?
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not know and you do not care.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am smarter, ROFL!
Polaris Funk: And when do I get a turn to be smarter?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that defiance means never having to say you're sorry?
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid, though?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris Funk, King of the Nonsequiter!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Polaris Funk: Ack!
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not know and you do not care.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am smarter, ROFL!
Polaris Funk: And when do I get a turn to be smarter?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that defiance means never having to say you're sorry?
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid, though?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris Funk, King of the Nonsequiter!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Polaris Funk: Ack!
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Snape: Even Professor Trelawney would have realized by now that I'm not listening.
johanna: Okay. Tell me, do you get any headaches?
Astrid: I want you to star in my cooking show.
johanna: Why do you, Astrid?
Astrid: Why? Are you stupid?
johanna: I am not stupid, to the best of my knowledge.
Astrid: Then you do not want to taste my absinthe flavoured butter..
johanna: I won't.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
johanna: I don't know, I'll try.
Snape: Even Professor Trelawney would have realized by now that I'm not listening.
johanna: Okay. Tell me, do you get any headaches?
Astrid: I want you to star in my cooking show.
johanna: Why do you, Astrid?
Astrid: Why? Are you stupid?
johanna: I am not stupid, to the best of my knowledge.
Astrid: Then you do not want to taste my absinthe flavoured butter..
johanna: I won't.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
johanna: I don't know, I'll try.
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